Is this where we apply for Heatblur Jobs?
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Hat, Bad Idea
1 Paul Brown Stadium, Cincinnati, OH 45202
Phone - Greenfield 4745
example@example.com
Dedicated shitposter and aircraft crasher, with ~ years service in both industries. Desire a position doing whatever. Have experience in Spiderman memes and propane and propane accessories. Successfully raised 3 kids and 2 1/2 dogs.
Highlights;
That one time
The other time
Last week
Experience;
Yes.
Also yes, again.
Certifications;
COMPTIA A+ (this is actually true, for another year or so)
Gold star given to me by my wife when I remembered to take out the trash without her asking me three or more times
My mom says I'm a good kid
edit - Apparently I am also verbally dyslexic now, because I just told the 1/2 dog "If you don't stop acting crazy tonight, I'm going to ship you to the north pole to live with Satan." So I've got that going for me, which is nice.