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355th_Paulie

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  1. there are 2 patch versions.
  2. Thanks a lot for the hard work ED!!!:icon_jook
  3. :icon_weed Cant help it!!! The URGE, The URGE!!! hahahahahhaa
  4. That gives me just enough time to go get a bottle of Vodka!! hehehehe
  5. No, not yet....... Even my lady doesnt get this much attention, as Im giving the site, hehehehee
  6. JOY!!! :icon_pidu
  7. Weather it's true or false, fact is that it's a good story!! "A simulated dogfight training took place between two F-15D's and four A-4N. Skyhawks over the skies of the Negev, Israel..."At some point I collided with one of the Skyhawks, at first I didn't realize it. I felt a big strike, and I thought we passed through the jet stream of one of the other aircraft. Before I could react, I saw the big fire ball created by the explosion of the Skyhawk. The radio started to deliver calls saying that the Skyhawk pilot has ejected, and I understood that the fireball was the Skyhawk that exploded, and the pilot was ejected automatically.There was a tremendous fuel stream going out of my wing, and I understood it was badly damaged. The aircraft flew without control in a strange piral. I reconnected the electric control to the control surfaces, and slowly gained control of the aircraft until I was straight and level again. It was clear to me that I had to eject. When I gained control I said : "Hey, wait, don't eject yet!" No warning light was on and the navigation computer worked as usual; (I just needed a warning light in my panel to indicate that I missed a wing...)." My instructor pilot ordered me to eject. The wing is a fuel tank, and the fuel indicator showed 0.000 so I assumed that the jet stream sucked all the fuel out of the other tanks. However, I remembered that the valves operate only in one direction, so that I might have enough fuel to get to the nearest airfield and land. I worked like a machine, wasn't scared and didn't worry. All I knew was as long as the sucker lies, I'm gonna stay inside. I started to decrease the airspeed, but at that point one wing was not enough. So I went into a spin down and to the right. A second before I decided to eject, I pushed the throttle and lit the afterburner. I gained speed and thus got control of the aircraft again. Next thing I did was lower the arresting hook.. A few seconds later I touched the runway at 260 knots, about twice the recommended speed, and called the tower to erect the emergency recovery net. The hook was torn away from the fuselage because of the high speed, but I managed to stop 10 meters before the net. I turned back to shake the hand of my instructor, who had urged me to eject, and then I saw it for the first time - no wing!"
  8. Turn off the easy radar thing, what do you need a seeker head for with easy radar?
  9. LMFAO!!!!
  10. So, giving some one a "Wedgie" , how do we implement that?? :icon_weed
  11. Dont even think that way, let's try to keep THIS thread open..:icon_weed
  12. I have no clue either, besides that I just thought it would be a nice linking....
  13. I bet your skiing goes well!! Damn, must be a great thing living there! Bbcats, Black Bears, the works!!! Edit: the mountain lions!! :eek: :icon_weed
  14. I know the 504 is trying something tonight at 1900 Zulu...... Sofar I can tell there's going to be around 20 participants who confirmed. sign up here!!
  15. Olgerd, Olly dear, will you marry me? :icon_weed
  16. To take away my ignorance, where do you live?
  17. At least we can try, it's well worth it, eventhough me telling it to my grandson is not likely to happen in this lifetime. :icon_weed
  18. As it being the 16th of October, thus usually horrific weather over here in The Netherlands, I just spent an excellent 2 hours with the Housegoddess and the Labrador walking in the woods, seeing phesants, mating hedgehogs (one of my favourite animals), generally enjoying the fact that life is plain fantastic!! :icon_weed
  19. Unseen footage of Paris Hilton in a shocking pose!! Get it here!!
  20. TROJ_SERVU.Q not being able to delete, clean or what ever, not even on the net, sjeeezzz. I run about 6 anti viral programs, guess I need to wrap the damn pc up in DUREX!!!!! :icon_weed And NO, I havent been on any nudiepic sites lately.....
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