Bf.109K-4 and Dora give-away

[ivan_st]

Hi guys...

I am giving my Bf.109K-4 and Dora keys. They are bound to my account and are not Steam compatible.

I am giving them because I do not play it..and I don't see my self planing it in near future. So basically I don't want it to be wasted. Oh yes..and it is Christmas:D

So if you want it just post here what plane you want and I will pick random winner(one per aircraft). No need for any drawings, but good joke won't hurt:smilewink:

 

Please don't post if you don't plan to really play it (just want those icons to be in colour:smartass:) or if you have enough money to buy it.

 

Winners will be picked tomorrow.

Also please don't "apply" via PM.

 

UPDATE:

Lucky winners are:

CASoldier2014 - Dora

diveplane - Bf.109K-4 - returned the key

 

UPDATE 2:

giveway for bf109K-4 will be re-run. Diveplane returned the key and asked me to re-run the giveaway.

I will not open new thread, but you can apply in here. Winner will be randomly selected 30 Dec 2014 (just as for Mi-8 ).

Those who applied for Dora, if you want the bf109K-4 please post again. Those who already posted for bf109K-4 there is no need to post again.

 

UPDATE 3:

Giveaway is over.

New winner for 109 is Cnuke

 

 

 

Thanks

Edited December 30, 2014 by ivan_st

[Bix]

109 would be great!

[CASoldier2014]

Taxiing down the tarmac, the 747 abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After a two hour delay, it finally took off.

 

Barry, a worried passenger asked the steward, 'What was the problem?'

 

'The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine', explained the flight attendant, 'and it took us a while to find a new pilot.'

 

One Dora, please and merry Christmas! :D

Edited December 25, 2014 by CASoldier2014

[ronbo613]

I'd love that Bf 109. I'm a new DCS user and have spent all money I can spare on planes.

 

If you are in the area, I'll trade you some salmon for it.

[galagamo]

hats in for the Dora...

 

my joke

What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

 

Dead.

 

[stray cat]

*purrrr*

 

bf109

[Juanfrank]

I'd like to get the BF109. Tnk you! :)

[leafer]

Ohh. 109 for ME!ME!ME!

 

Here's a joke for you :D:

 

 

A businessman is getting ready to go on a long business trip across the country. He knows his wife is always getting horny, so he decides to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn’t much like the idea of her having sex with someone else.

So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation to the old man.

“Well, I don’t really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don’t know of anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except a” said the old man, and then he stopped.

“Except what?” asked the businessman.

“Nothing, it's nothing,” said the old man.

“Please, tell me! I need something!” protested the businessman.“Well, sir, I don’t usually mention this, but there is the ‘Voodoo Dildo,’” the old man said.

“The Voodoo Dildo?” the businessman asked.

The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out a beautifully ornate old wooden box carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said, “Big ****ing deal. It looks like any other dildo in this shop!”

The old man said, “But you haven’t seen what it’ll do yet.”

He pointed to a door and said “Voodoo Dildo, the door.”

The Voodoo Dildo rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said, “Voodoo Dildo, box!”

The voodoo dildo stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, motionless.

The businessman said, “I’ll take it!”

The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say, “Voodoo dildo, my pussy.”

He left for his trip satisfied things would be fine while he was gone.

After he’d been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the Voodoo Dildo. She lay down, placed the box between her legs, and said “Voodoo dildo, my pussy!” The voodoo dildo shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she’d ever experienced before.

After four orgasms, she decided she’d had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to shut it off! So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she’d had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she hastily cried, "The Voodoo Dildo! stuck in my pussy, can't get it out!! Ahhhhh! Need..To..Get..It..OUT!! H-h-help M-m-me!!!"

The officer looked at her incredulously for a second, and then said, “Yeah, right. Voodoo dildo, my ass!”

 

[Mowgli]

would love to have the Bf.109K-4 so i can paint it with the IAF colors of 1948 independence war

[rainbowtwo]

im fancying the dora for a while now.

joke time: whats the best thing about living in Switzerland?

 

 

i dont know but the flag its a big plus

 

anyway this image says otherwise http://i.imgur.com/jso4u8s.jpg

 

 

[statrekmike]

Would love the 109K, I have not been able to wrestle up the money to afford it and probably won't be able to for a long while.

[MiG21bisFishbedL]

Dora here.

 

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

 

 

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

 

[Dauntless]

Must have 109!!! :pilotfly:

[Sceptre]

109 please! Merry Christmas!

[unknown_pilot]

I need BF-109K to test their wings durability :)

[Mar]

Here's hoping I'm picked for the 109, but of course others want it too so it's up to you!

[Commandz]

Dora, please and thank you for doing this :) Merry Christmas!

 

Wife: "How would you describe me?"

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

Wife: "What does that mean?"

Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

 

[beaupower32]

109 and Merry Christmas

[REL]

Edited December 25, 2014 by REL

[Zabuzard]

Bf.109K-4 please :)

[Cnuke]

Thanks for the chance, it's very kind of you!

 

I'm in for the Bf109. :pilotfly:

 

I can't promise I will be helpful in multiplayercombat any time soon, but I'm specially attached to or moved by ED's damagemodels. :smilewink:

[Mithrandir]

The Bf 109 please.

Thank you for doing this !

[Flogger23m]

I will take the Bf.109K-4. Thank you for the giveaway OP, and have a nice Christmas/New Year.

[TheProphet]

Dora please! :)

[schroedi]

Bf.109K-4 please.

Merry Christmas