Ramstein Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 strap a bit kicker on... and an xtra large vibrator.... btw, the sound is very loud, so that part is as real as it gets... you will also need one of those arcade hydraulic chairs for $10,000 that tilts with your helo... or, how about enjoying it for being the best sim that an average joe can buy and fly.. :joystick: ASUS Strix Z790-H, i9-13900, WartHog HOTAS and MFG Crosswind G.Skill 64 GB Ram, 2TB SSD EVGA Nvidia RTX 2080-TI (trying to hang on for a bit longer) 55" Sony OLED TV, Oculus VR
Shaman Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 Oh, and one of the coolest features shown in one of the trailers has been removed! We can't no longer lit cigarette inside the cockpit, and where are those sexy pilot's legs ;) For the love of Kenan, why? ED, why?!? 51PVO Founding member (DEC2007-) 100KIAP Founding member (DEC2018-) :: Shaman aka [100☭] Shamansky tail# 44 or 444 [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] 100KIAP Regiment Early Warning & Control officer
A.S Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 ..haha...there is saying.... "..he found the girls best secret, but he is looking for hairs..." :megalol: [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
zaGURUinzaSKY Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 Konan, congrats for your points and tone used, very funny thread. Robbie.
Boberro Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 (edited) Jeez, fishes? Maybe w should have species of fishes too, example perchs, pikes, sprats, and additionally water-live mammals like orkas, whales...? I am sure ED is collecting needed data to simulate Orkas jumps, and correct model of water-live animals swimming :D Serious now, I miss example Kabina shining (or glowing I mean dynamic light?) but no FISHES :O Finally, ED is currently conducting a study of the various fresh water lakes found in the combat region in order to collect accurate data for the sub-surface marine life modeling coming up in "DCS: Revenge of Ramius." Hahah good one, btw, movie is good ;) Edited January 22, 2009 by Boberro Reminder: Fighter pilots make movies. Bomber pilots make... HISTORY! :D | Also to be remembered: FRENCH TANKS HAVE ONE GEAR FORWARD AND FIVE BACKWARD :D ಠ_ಠ ツ
swepain Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 You need to istall a digital butplug thats connected to the game... that way u prob will solve all ur problems!! 1 It takes a fool to remain sane :huh:
GGTharos Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 We in the FBI have no sense of humour that we're aware of, Ma'am. :D Jesus, and that's it? That's all you want? OMG... I'm speachless, the only thing is on my mind right now is very rude, so I'll keep it to my self. 1. Ofcourse you can't feel any vibrations because you are not in the cockpit, you are sitting on the chair at home. (have you tried boiled egg with mayo, helps me to get vibrant) 2. No one said that this is wild life simulator, so I don't understand what is your complains about fishes and the trees. 3. The amont of the post you have on this forum clearly states that you've been around for some time now, but obviously not long enough to know that the sim is the way it is because of the game engine limitations... Try BF2, they got helicopters, jets, fishes and pigeons... [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Reminder: SAM = Speed Bump :D I used to play flight sims like you, but then I took a slammer to the knee - Yoda
Boberro Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 I can admit - there are no few things but I guess all agree with statement that now BS is most advanced product available for common folks. First time nice graphics is mixed with realism - first time cos Lock on had only graphics. On this nische market area we received first from very long time - product which is good. I don't know if fishes or whatever else animals ex. cows are so important in these games\sims types. Im my opinion and as I guess most people aren't.;) 1 Reminder: Fighter pilots make movies. Bomber pilots make... HISTORY! :D | Also to be remembered: FRENCH TANKS HAVE ONE GEAR FORWARD AND FIVE BACKWARD :D ಠ_ಠ ツ
159th_Viper Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 1. I can't for the love of God, feel the vibrations when I'm inside the cockpit. This just simply sucks! Will the next patch fix this??? Easily Fixed: When you're about to engage/being engaged, swallow a packet of Pop Rocks! 6. There is no fish. Be sure to set your Seasons/Climate/Period in the Mission editor to properly reflect the Mating Habits of the Atlantic Salmon......Will then be able to observe said Salmon in the Rivers doing what Salmon do........ Don't forget to ditch the Rockets - No place for the Fly-Rods and tackle otherwize.... :pilotfly: 1 Novice or Veteran looking for an alternative MP career? Click me to commence your Journey of Pillage and Plunder! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] '....And when I get to Heaven, to St Peter I will tell.... One more Soldier reporting Sir, I've served my time in Hell......'
zaGURUinzaSKY Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 What vibrations are you talking about ? from un umbalanced cyclic in a KA50? from the engine (from a turbine??) ? or vibrations from weapon like cannon? Fish, fish are scared my jumps when I run across the river near my house, I don't thing they would be undisturbed by an hovering ka50... the sim is realistic! you have to look for fish under the rocks or plants! they're hiding ! 1 Robbie.
Peyoteros Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 Sure it would be awesome to have very real world in BS... But we must understand that our PC would choke no matter how advanced they are. I would love to have more detailed buildings, ships, grass, planes, ah, what the heck, everything, but as mentioned before we are bound to game engine capabilities. There are lots of things to be improved and they will be. Meanwhile we have what we have and I must tell, with all minuses I still love it very much! "Eagle Dynamics" - simulating human madness since 1991 [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] ۞ ۞
Boberro Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 What vibrations are you talking about ? from un umbalanced cyclic in a KA50? from the engine (from a turbine??) ? or vibrations from weapon like cannon? I don't know, however I get vibrations when my woman is near me :D 1 Reminder: Fighter pilots make movies. Bomber pilots make... HISTORY! :D | Also to be remembered: FRENCH TANKS HAVE ONE GEAR FORWARD AND FIVE BACKWARD :D ಠ_ಠ ツ
Peyoteros Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 Try this before flying BS... Vibrations, vibrations... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lTbdg6TZlro&feature=related :P "Eagle Dynamics" - simulating human madness since 1991 [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] ۞ ۞
Kenan Posted January 22, 2009 Author Posted January 22, 2009 I don't know what is worse, people taking this thread way too seriously, or people who went that far to slapp me with a bad rep because of it? :D Somebody here needs to work on their humor, especially the FBI guys..:megalol: 4 [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Commanding Officer of: 2nd Company 1st financial guard battalion "Mrcine" See our squads here and our . Croatian radio chat for DCS World
Peyoteros Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 (edited) I am laughing out loud! Funny funny stuff... :lol: Someone needs to work on his act thou... Cos some humourless moder can ban the funny guy absolutely accidently... Next time post it in "Funny stuff"... That's it, I'm back to laughing...:megalol: Geez, that is funny, why I didn't noticed that before... mhmm, strange... Edited January 22, 2009 by Peyoteros 2 "Eagle Dynamics" - simulating human madness since 1991 [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] ۞ ۞
Geier Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 Thx, Kenan, You've made my evening)))))):thumbup: 1
Airway Posted January 24, 2009 Posted January 24, 2009 (edited) Weird kind of humor you have, Kenan. But finally I got it. :thumbup: Edited January 24, 2009 by Airway
muamshai Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 It seems that Russian pilots are not interested in girls. No dirty magazine on the laps of pilot. ED should implement the monthly playboy magazine subscription I say. This space is available for your advertisement
zaGURUinzaSKY Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 It seems that Russian pilots are not interested in girls. No dirty magazine on the laps of pilot. ED should implement the monthly playboy magazine subscription I say. but only in english version ! Robbie.
swepain Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 I don't know what is worse, people taking this thread way too seriously, or people who went that far to slapp me with a bad rep because of it? :D Somebody here needs to work on their humor, especially the FBI guys..:megalol: well.. i think the butplugg will help u with ur humor too m8... not sure thouh but give it a try! :thumbup: 1 It takes a fool to remain sane :huh:
aledmb Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 i thought this thread has become a good place to just... BUMP! :D
Napa Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 Want realism Kenan? Put your pc aside and become a pilot! Sorry for writing this in a harsh way but looks like you were looking for an answer you already knew. Intel i7 12700k / Corsair H150i Elite Capellix / Asus TUF Z690 Wifi D4 / Corsair Dominator 32GB 3200Mhz / Corsair HW1000W / 1x Samsung SSD 970 Evo Plus 500Gb + 1 Corsair MP600 1TB / ASUS ROG Strix RTX 3080 OC V2 / Fractal Design Meshify 2 / HOTAS Warthog / TFRP Rudder / TrackIR 5 / Dell U2515h 25" Monitor 1440p
GGTharos Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 ^^^^ Another FBI member joins the group ... :D [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Reminder: SAM = Speed Bump :D I used to play flight sims like you, but then I took a slammer to the knee - Yoda
159th_Viper Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 ^^^^ Another FBI member joins the group ... :D :megalol::megalol: Hook, Line and Sinker........:D Novice or Veteran looking for an alternative MP career? Click me to commence your Journey of Pillage and Plunder! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] '....And when I get to Heaven, to St Peter I will tell.... One more Soldier reporting Sir, I've served my time in Hell......'
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