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Just wondering and I havent try it mush cause Iam always concentraded on flying and learning the plane. By the way srry if I write bad not my first.

 

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So. the only time that I eject from the plane and survive I was able to walk around. So just when I got to the floor then what. Is this made so we have to survive and get to friendly side "that can be cool" or is just for running around if we don't have nothing better to do?

 

I ask cause I read something about this but dint make sense, an now I think I saw someone else put something about this surviving run.

 

Another question. Can we get out of the plane and walk around the airport and go to the bathroom " just kiring" or is not yet available? :lol:

 

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No but you can get out of the plane and drive around in a UAZ if you press space bar.

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No need to get out of the aircraft.. high tech penis vacuum will do the trick...

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what am i supposed to see in that pic?

WOOOOoooooo

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Ok but realy can we get out? How about when we get to the ground on a chute is there a reason for the walking around?

 

Anyways how dificult is to get your singi out of those clothe or pants with those belts they look tight lol. What about number 2 lol. :lol:

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what am i supposed to see in that pic?

 

 

When pulling excessive G's some older man have problems keeping it dry, that's what the bag is for :music_whistling:

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It's a urine bag with suction. There are some aircraft I've worked on that have "relief horns" under the seat. It's simply a funnel connected to a tube with suction created from the bleedair system, that's vented from the bottom of the aircraft. At altitude the urine dissipates before reaching the ground.

 

We had a complaint from a pilot once that the relief tube was too short. One of our crazier ejection seat mechanics went out and found that the tube was wrapped around a bolt. He corrected it and came back into the hanger and wrote as corrective action "Performed opcheck.. not too short... checks 4.0 with enlisted c#$k". They were still laughing as they told him his punishment.

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OK this is for urine, what if you have diarrhoea?

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Ah so not only females carry diapers, males too I got it. :)

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SR-71 revealed: the inside story. Richard Graham, Richard H. Graham

 

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Just in case you're wondering - there weren't any provisions in the pressure suit for passing solid waste. I know it's happened to other Habus, as Don and I were personally involved in one such incident during a short TDY deployment to RAF Mildenhall in January of 1977. We were the mobile crew and had just launched the SR-71 on a very long mission to North Yemen when we received word back that the pilot had intestinal diarreha during his first air refueling. We knew he would return if his problem was serious, but he elected to press on with the sortie.

 

During his descent into Mildenhall we talked to the pilot on UHF radio and learned he was in extreme pain - not with intestinal problems, but from having sat in his mess for well over eight hours. The diarreha was so acidic that his bottom was nothing but raw flesh. We rushed the pilot out of the aircraft and into the PSD changing room. The pilot quickly got out of his pressure suit, and we immediately drove him to the BOQ for a shower. Later that day, the pilot attributed his intestinal problems to the "seafood special" he had eaten the night before at the Mildenhall Officers Club. For several days afterwards all he wanted to do was stand up.

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they have one of those shewee things :megalol: http://www.shewee.com/newstore/

 

No! They CAN NOT pee standing up! I'll share a lot with women for the sake of freedom of equality.. but not that. The line has been crossed. If they get to pee standing up, I get to use sex as a weapon.

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That shewee site does say 'NATO approved' so maybe they really do use them in single seat aircraft...

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Posted

That takes the whole 'about as welcome as a fart in a space suit' to a different level. I'm surprised the pilot didn't get a special medal for that hardship :thumbup:

 

SR-71 revealed: the inside story. Richard Graham, Richard H. Graham
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I get to use sex as a weapon.

 

??? How do they use their sex as a weapon ?

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No! They CAN NOT pee standing up! I'll share a lot with women for the sake of freedom of equality.. but not that. The line has been crossed. If they get to pee standing up, I get to use sex as a weapon.

Yes they can Ive seen them do it

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