DPS Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 (edited) Here's a little Christmas whodunit. Can you work out who shot Santa? And how? Edited December 3, 2010 by DPS 1
kylania Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 Obviously the US Army. You can see one in the snow behind the sleigh. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Christmas Cheer - A Landing Practice Mission : Beta Paint Schemes : HOTAS Keyboard Map : Bingo Fuel - A DCS A-10C Movie
monotwix Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 Perhaps Santa wasn’t being shot at, could it be one of deer blew up followed by the parachute failure? Or cloud it be: 1) Drink flying 2) Chimney overshot 3) Hash cloud 4) TNT gift 5) DPS present I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
egorter Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 Or a very large grandma Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati Master sergeant shooter sergeant important person of sergeants extreme:gun_rifle:
159th_Viper Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 Dunder with the Luger in the Conservatory. Body moved afterwards to throw us off the scent - rest of the Reindeer faking! Novice or Veteran looking for an alternative MP career? Click me to commence your Journey of Pillage and Plunder! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] '....And when I get to Heaven, to St Peter I will tell.... One more Soldier reporting Sir, I've served my time in Hell......'
sobek Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 (edited) All right, all right, i confess. The old geezer should have stayed on his own turf. You don't get away with compromising austrian air superiority. That's Christkind air space. :D Edited December 3, 2010 by sobek Good, fast, cheap. Choose any two. Come let's eat grandpa! Use punctuation, save lives!
monotwix Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 I can understand the animal instinct to hunt Santa but they don’t grow on trees, so please understand that it’s very very pressures DNA. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
monotwix Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 Ok? I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
159th_Viper Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 All right, all right, i confess....... 1 Novice or Veteran looking for an alternative MP career? Click me to commence your Journey of Pillage and Plunder! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] '....And when I get to Heaven, to St Peter I will tell.... One more Soldier reporting Sir, I've served my time in Hell......'
Avilator Posted December 4, 2010 Posted December 4, 2010 LOLZ!!:megalol::megalol: I only respond to that little mechanical voice that says "Terrain! Terrain! Pull Up! Pull Up!" Who can say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow. -Robert Goddard "A hybrid. A car for enthusiasts of armpit hair and brown rice." -Jeremy Clarkson "I swear by my pretty floral bonet, I will end you." -Mal from Firefly
joey45 Posted December 4, 2010 Posted December 4, 2010 In my days it was a different kind of coal.. The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance. "Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne, here on the ED forums at 3 'o' clock in the morning, with my reputation. Are they mad.." https://ko-fi.com/joey45
DPS Posted December 10, 2010 Author Posted December 10, 2010 The guy who suggested it was Sam was pretty close. But who pressed the fire button? Here's who dunnit:
Namenlos Ein Posted December 10, 2010 Posted December 10, 2010 Evil deer? No way! Ded Moroz shot Santa!
sobek Posted December 10, 2010 Posted December 10, 2010 (edited) [...] I refuse to be judged with your medieval value system :D Edited December 10, 2010 by sobek 1 Good, fast, cheap. Choose any two. Come let's eat grandpa! Use punctuation, save lives!
monotwix Posted December 10, 2010 Posted December 10, 2010 Thank you DPS for all your creativity, I don’t think Santa is quite dead yet, look at him laying there with his head movements. Why don’t you have a cupper or a jug of beer and finishim off. I’m not taking a blame for the encouragement though, who knows what’s on your mind. Perhaps the magic mystery as Santa its self. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
DPS Posted December 13, 2010 Author Posted December 13, 2010 When Lapland police tried to arrest the culprit he made a run for it - but he came to a bad end. That really had to hurt :cry:
monotwix Posted December 14, 2010 Posted December 14, 2010 If your second glass is half full, you can call it venison. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
Gonzo01 Posted December 14, 2010 Posted December 14, 2010 You would think Santa would have asked ED to install a chaff and flare counter measure system by now. I guess that's what happens when you operate in red.:lol::lol::lol:
Gonzo01 Posted December 14, 2010 Posted December 14, 2010 :lol:Rudolph got laid off when Santa installed a FLIR, INS/GPS and all weather radar into the sleigh.:megalol:
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