I can't tell you what I'm usually doing while waiting for BS, but I can tell you what I'm doing right now while reading your post:
1. I'm slowly circling with my index finger around your avatar
2. Then I gently bend forward and touch it with my tongue
3. Then I stand up, raise my T-Shirt and flash my manboobs towards it
4. Then I rub on it as much as I can (the monitor looks like it's gonna fall down anytime soon, things are getting steamy!!)
5. I take pictures. Lots of pictures. And after all of that excitement is gone...
6. I light up a cigarette.