What bugs me first is the name: "Windows 8"
A team of bozos who studied at university for 5 years, worked for another 5 at various companies, before they got hired by microsoft, brainstorm for one month and come up with... "Windows 8" ?? Total marketing failure.
Here some suggestions:
Windows 8: Modern Warfare
Windock Norris
or my favorite:
Windows 8: Warthog