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fluffy and black.. Any other animal that fit's?

 

Mickey Mouse

 

You're focused on how many passes the white team makes, that you don't even catch a random guy walking into the middle and dancing off to the left.

 

Hocus-pocused

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WARNING: Slavs will find it funny. Others? -I don't know :noexpression:

 

I don't.

 

Airbags are explosives. IMHO they are lucky they didn't kill him. And actually the video doesn't say they didn't in the end.

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I don't.

 

Airbags are explosives. IMHO they are lucky they didn't kill him. And actually the video doesn't say they didn't in the end.

 

What you said. The guy has a serious concussion at minimum, maybe a fractured skull.

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Factual Innuendos

Hardware Store | Waterloo, IA, USA

 

(I’m working as a cashier at a hardware store. A customer comes to my line wearing a floor-length black trench coat, which he is clutching around himself rather suspiciously.)

 

Me: “Hello, sir, did you find everything alright today?”

 

Customer: “Would you like to see my bird?” *suggestively nods down toward his jacket*

 

Me: “Umm, excuse me?”

 

Customer: “You know, my bird…

 

(He opens one side of his trench coat, only to show that he indeed has a large green parrot hidden in his jacket.)

 

Me: *speechless*

 

Customer: “What, is green not your color? No worries!”

 

(The customer opens the other side of his trench coat and reveals another large parrot–this one red.)

 

Me: *still speechless*

 

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Perhaps old, but new to me:

 

the remix:

 

sorry if its old stuff

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MY WIFE THE PILOT

 

 

My wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year.

 

Yesterday afternoon I got a phone call, that she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting. Seems she was forced to make an emergency landing in Kibworth because of bad weather. Thank God the kids weren't with her!

 

The FAA issued a preliminary report, citing pilot error:

 

She was flying a single engine aircraft in IFR conditions while only having obtained a VFR. The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured.

 

The photograph below was taken at the scene to show the extent of damage to her aircraft. She was really, really, really lucky.............

 

 

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