tarracta Posted February 5, 2016 Posted February 5, 2016 1. How much users are there who can understand German? 2. Even as a German, there's just no joke within this video (okay, that's a matter of taste) What I want to say: This is an international, English speaking forum. So it would spam this thread if everyone would post videos in his local language and so only very few people would be able to understand it. :smilewink:
Olrighty Posted February 6, 2016 Posted February 6, 2016 (edited) Never forget to wash your hands before dinner Source Edited February 9, 2016 by Olrighty
NRG-Vampire Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 :lol: This one is epic ! :thumbup: (from Turkey)
FASOBABA31 Posted February 8, 2016 Posted February 8, 2016 (edited) :lol: This one is epic ! :thumbup: (from Turkey) That's my city :P i guess :D Edited February 8, 2016 by FASOBABA31 System : MSI H97 Gaming 3 , I7 4790 3.6 GHZ , Sapphire R9 280X Dual-X , Gskill Sniper 2x4 1833 Mhz , CM Seidon 120V Ver.2 , Logitech Extreme 3D Pro , FreeTrack http://i.hizliresim.com/Yrv5N6.jpg
Yurgon Posted February 11, 2016 Posted February 11, 2016 And per special request, not a single word of German. Biddeschön. :P
159th_Falcon Posted February 11, 2016 Posted February 11, 2016 :lol: This one is epic ! :thumbup: (from Turkey) Cool, how about this one though? Bit more in the spirit of these forums; [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] The keeper of all mathematical knowledge and the oracle of flight modeling.:)
Bucic Posted February 11, 2016 Posted February 11, 2016 how's cow playing when bored :D [YOUTU]GUaAUS4EXxY[/YOUTUBE] Throw a big round stone into a pigs pen and watch. Instant superbowl! :D F-5E simpit cockpit dimensions and flight controls Kill the Bloom - shader glow mod Poor audio Doppler effect in DCS [bug] Trees - huge performance hit especially up close
cichlidfan Posted February 11, 2016 Posted February 11, 2016 Throw a big round stone into a pigs pen and watch. Instant superbowl! :D Yes, but can you get Beyonce to play the halftime show. :P ASUS ROG Maximus VIII Hero, i7-6700K, Noctua NH-D14 Cooler, Crucial 32GB DDR4 2133, Samsung 950 Pro NVMe 256GB, Samsung EVO 250GB & 500GB SSD, 2TB Caviar Black, Zotac GTX 1080 AMP! Extreme 8GB, Corsair HX1000i, Phillips BDM4065UC 40" 4k monitor, VX2258 TouchScreen, TIR 5 w/ProClip, TM Warthog, VKB Gladiator Pro, Saitek X56, et. al., MFG Crosswind Pedals #1199, VolairSim Pit, Rift CV1 :thumbup:
Toxe Posted February 12, 2016 Posted February 12, 2016 I can't watch the RC plane video because of blocked music content but if it is something like the RC car video then people who do shit like this should get slapped in the face, hard, and lose their drivers license, no questions asked.
DenimTrigue Posted February 13, 2016 Posted February 13, 2016 [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqRLDr03XQ4[/ame]
adamptp Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 this thread is awesome haha For great travel planning services check out www.personaltravelplanner.co.uk
Vitormouraa Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7XzYFJYeEU[/ame] SplashOneGaming Discord https://splashonegaming.com
Vitormouraa Posted February 28, 2016 Posted February 28, 2016 SplashOneGaming Discord https://splashonegaming.com
TomOnSteam Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 DCS: HeliTank AH1-M1 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cockpit Spectator Mode
AG-51_Razor Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 (edited) Starting, take off and flying with the wonderful radial powered aircraft (an AD-6) Be sure you drain both the sumps. (You can fill your Zippo lighter while you do this) Look out the left side of the oily cockpit canopy and notice a very nervous person holding a huge fire bottle. Nod to this person. 1. Crack throttle about one-quarter of an inch. 2. Battery on 3. Mags on 4. Fuel boost on 5. Hit starter button (The four bladed 13' 6" prop will start a slow turn) 6. Begin to bounce your finger on top of the primer button. a. This act requires finesse and style. It is much like a ballet performance. The engine must be seduced and caressed into starting. 7. Act one will begin: Belching, banging, rattling, backfiring, spluttering, flame and black smoke from the exhaust shooting out about three feet. (Fire bottle person is very pale and has the nozzle at the ready position). 8. When the engine begins to "catch" on the primer. Move the mixture to full rich. The flames from the exhaust will stop and white smoke will come out. (Fire bottle guy relaxes a bit) You will hear a wonderful throaty roar that is like music to the ears.. a. Enjoy the macho smell of engine oil, hydraulic fluid and pilot sweat. 9. Immediately check the oil pressure and hydraulic gages. 10. The entire aircraft is now shaking and shuttering from the torque of the engine and RPM of prop. a. The engine is an 18 cylinder R-3350 that develops 2,700 HP. 11. Close cowl flaps to warm up the engine for taxi. 12. Once you glance around at about 300 levers, gauges and gadgets, call the tower to taxi to the duty runway. Take off in the AD-6 1. Check both magnetos 2. Exercise the prop pitch 3. Cowl flaps open. 4. Check oil temp and pressure. 5. Crank 1.5 degrees right rudder trim to help your right leg with the torque on takeoff. 6. Tell the tower you are ready for the duty runway. 7. Line the bird up and lock the tail wheel for sure. 8. Add power slowly because the plane (with the torque of the monster prop and engine power definitely wants to go left). 9. NEVER add full power suddenly! There is not enough rudder in the entire world to hold it straight. 10. Add more power and shove in right rudder till your leg begins to tremble. 11. Expect banging, belching and an occasional manly fart as you roar down the runway at full power. (I have found that the engine can make similar noises) 12. Lift the tail and when it "feels right" pull back gently on the stick to get off the ground. 13. Gear up 14. Adjust the throttle for climb setting 15. Ease the prop back to climb RPM 16. Close cowl flaps and keep an eye on the cylinder head temp. 17. Adjust the power as needed as you climb higher or turn on the super charger. Flying with the round engine. 1. Once your reach altitude which isn't very high! (about 8000 feet) you reduce the throttle and prop to cruise settings. 2. The next fun thing is to pull back the mixture control until the engine just about quits. Then ease it forward a bit and this is best mixture. 3. While cruising the engine sounds like it might blow or quit at any time. This keeps you occupied scanning engine gauges for the least hint of trouble. 4. Moving various levers around to coax a more consistent sound from the engine concentrates the mind wonderfully. 5. At night or over water a radial engine makes noises you have never heard before. 6. Looking out of the front of the cockpit the clouds are beautiful because they are slightly blurred from the oil on the cockpit canopy. 7. Seeing lightning in the clouds ahead increases the pucker factor by about 10. a. You can't fly high enough to get over them and if you try and get under the clouds----you could die in turbulence. b. You tie down everything in the cockpit that isn't already secured, get a good grip on the stick, turn on the deicers, tighten and lock your shoulder straps and hang on. c. You then have a ride to exceed any "terror" ride in any amusement park ever built. You discover the plane can actually fly side wise while inverted. 8. Once through the weather, you call ATC and in a calm deep voice advise them that there is slight turbulence on your route. 9. You then scan your aircraft to see if all the major parts are still attached. This includes any popped rivets. 10. Do the controls still work? Are the gauges and levers still in proper limits? 11. These being done you fumble for the relief tube, because you desperately need it. (Be careful with your lower flight suit zipper) The jet engine and aircraft Start a jet 1. Fuel boost on. 2. Hit the start button 3. When the JPT starts to move ease the throttle forward. 4. The fire bottle person is standing at the back of the plane and has no idea what is going on. 5. The engine lights off---and--- 6. That's about it. Take off in the jet 1. Lower flaps 2. Tell the tower you are ready for takeoff. 3. Roll on to the duty runway while adding 100% power. 4. Tricycle gear---no tail to drag---no torque to contend with. 5. At some exact airspeed you lift off the runway. 6. Gear up 7. Milk up the flaps and fly. 8. Leave the power at 100% Flying the jet 1. Climb at 100% 2. Cruise at 100% 3. It is silent in the plane. 4. You can't see clouds because you are so far above them. 5. You look down and see lightning in some clouds below and pity some poor fool that may have to fly through that mess. 6. The jet plane is air conditioned!! Round engines are definitely not. Jet engines are not round? If you fly in tropical areas, this cannot be stressed enough. 7. There is not much to do in a jet, so you eat your flight lunch at your leisure. 8. Few gauges to look at and no levers to adjust. This leaves you doodling on your knee board. 9. Some call girl friends on their cell phones: "Guess where I am, etc" Some observed differences in round engines and jets 1. To be a real pilot you have to fly a tail dragger for an absolute minimum of 500 hours. 2. Large round engines smell of gasoline (115/145), rich oil, hydraulic fluid, man sweat and are not air-conditioned. 3. Engine failure to the jet pilot means something is wrong with his air conditioner. 4. When you take off in a jet there is no noise in the cockpit. (This does not create a macho feeling of doing something manly) 5. Landing a jet just requires a certain airspeed and altitude---at which you cut the power and drop like a rock to the runway. Landing a round engine tail dragger requires finesse, prayer, body English, pumping of rudder pedals and a lot of nerve. 6. After landing, a jet just goes straight down the runway. 7. A radial tail dragger is like a wild mustang---it might decide to go anywhere. Gusting winds help this behavior a lot. 8. You cannot fill your Zippo lighter with jet fuel. 9. Starting a jet is like turning on a light switch---a little click and it is on. 10. Starting a round engine is an artistic endeavor requiring prayer (curse words) and sometimes meditation. 11. Jet engines don't break, spill oil or catch on fire very often which leads to boredom and complacency. 12. The round engine may blow an oil seal ring, burst into flame, splutter for no apparent reason or just quit. This results in heightened pilot awareness at all times. 13. Jets smell like a kerosene lantern at a scout camp outing. 14. Round engines smell like God intended engines to smell, and the tail dragger is the way God intended for man to fly. 16. Round engines have a tendency to make strange noises, especially at night over water. Edited February 29, 2016 by AG-51_Razor [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
AG-51_Razor Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 I can't wait until the Jug is released!! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
Bucic Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 Yes, but can you get Beyonce to play the halftime show. :P :D How about the Usher's double? ;) Goat sing with Usher - YouTube [ame] [/ame] F-5E simpit cockpit dimensions and flight controls Kill the Bloom - shader glow mod Poor audio Doppler effect in DCS [bug] Trees - huge performance hit especially up close
mvsgas Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 lF1mx-Dcek8 To whom it may concern, I am an idiot, unfortunately for the world, I have a internet connection and a fondness for beer....apologies for that. Thank you for you patience. Many people don't want the truth, they want constant reassurance that whatever misconception/fallacies they believe in are true..
Bucic Posted March 3, 2016 Posted March 3, 2016 (edited) A Bad Lip Reading of Catching Fire #myTube [ame] [/ame] Evil pillows! :D The songs from 2:00 A Bad Lip Reading of The Republican Debate #myTube [ame] [/ame] Edited March 3, 2016 by Bucic F-5E simpit cockpit dimensions and flight controls Kill the Bloom - shader glow mod Poor audio Doppler effect in DCS [bug] Trees - huge performance hit especially up close
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