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Two construction workers fall off a skyscraper-construction site.

 

The first falls to the ground and is dead instantly.

 

The second was lucky. On level seven he was stopped, when his eye got stuck on a rusty nail.

 

 

:crazy:

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OMG!:doh::doh::doh:

I tell you guys, that night was amazing, I am truly happy that I waited until marriage to lose my virginity.

:puke: ........... :megalol::D:thumbsup::clap_2::prop::harhar: :megalol:

 

 

P.S. Namenlos, where did you find these.. :music_whistling:

 

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A Fairy tale for guys...

 

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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl

said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode

motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and

drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the

toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end

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Don`t know about you guys but I`m really impressed by the size of the biceps of that rhino with the red dress holding flowers :weight_lift_2:

 

BTW can someone tell us, if recognizing the uniform, the nationality of the miserable guy that destroyed his own life. For the female it`s clear, she is an african white rhino.

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A Fairy tale for guys...

 

download?mid=1%5f598159%5fACS2ktkAATzFSwFEgwcoqm2qcmE&pid=2.2&fid=Inbox&inline=1

 

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl

said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode

motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and

drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the

toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end

 

LOL - I love happy endings :D

 

 

@gigz-on:

The bride looks Klingon!?

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BTW can someone tell us, if recognizing the uniform, the nationality of the miserable guy that destroyed his own life. For the female it`s clear, she is an african white rhino.

ROTC cadet IIRC. But I think this marriage story is just a hoax.

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ROTC as US Reserve Officers Training Corps?

But they look really happy, have so many pictures here and there. :huh: Probably the hybrid kids (1/3 human, 1/3 rhino, 1/3 Klingon) are on their way...

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Thats what I call going above and beyond 'cummunity service'..

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What happens when you have hyper inflation of over 1 billion %

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To INVENT an Airplane is Nothing.

To BUILD One is Something.

But to FLYis EVERYTHING.

- Otto Lilienthal

 

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Life Summarised in Four Bottles

 

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Shite - I'm Already on the 3rd One!!!

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Viper - you do know that the fourth one has vodka in it don't you...

The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance.

"Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne, here on the ED forums at 3 'o' clock in the morning, with my reputation. Are they mad.."

https://ko-fi.com/joey45

 

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