Mustang Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiJack Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Haha, LAN party at the white house :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon855 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Quite a fall can be dangerous to your health... Yeah as if that was what happened :megalol: [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] GMC R4 Bulldozer Case | Corsair HX650 | Asus Maximus III Gene | Intel i5 750 | 8GB G.SKILL Ripjaws Series | Asus EAH6850 DirectCU 1GB | Barracuda 7200.12 SATA 3Gb/s 1TB | Windows 7x64 | Dell U2410 (1920x1200) | TrackIR 5 w/Track Clip Pro | Saitek X52 Pro | Corsair SP2200 2.1 | Sennheiser HD428 | DeathAdder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hassata Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 :D [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
celticcoho Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Hmmm, seems USA needs an UPGRADE!!!!!!LOL TM Warthog maybe???? [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]Celticcoho (OriginFreedom) WIN 7 64 bit, I7975 at 3.6ghz,X58 Classified 3 Mobo, 6gb Corsair 2000 ram, 2 ea ATI 5870 Eyefinity 6 2gb's , 27" Ultra Sharp,(main view), 3 23"touch screens , Tm Warthog, Saitek Combat Pedals Track IR 5,:D JIM.:book: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avilator Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Quite a fall can be dangerous to your health... Yeah as if that was what happened :megalol: :megalol: I only respond to that little mechanical voice that says "Terrain! Terrain! Pull Up! Pull Up!" Who can say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow. -Robert Goddard "A hybrid. A car for enthusiasts of armpit hair and brown rice." -Jeremy Clarkson "I swear by my pretty floral bonet, I will end you." -Mal from Firefly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zakobi Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Quite a fall can be dangerous to your health... Yeah as if that was what happened :megalol: It is! just looks at this evidence! :music_whistling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisakky Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Love this one::megalol: How to shower like a woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Rinse off. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. How to shower like a Man: Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake your willy at her making the 'woo-woo!!' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your willy and scratch your arse. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your arse, leaving those coarse arse hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire willy size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake your willy at her and make the 'woo-woo!!' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. YouTube channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas_From_Hell Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Love this one::megalol: How to shower like a woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Rinse off. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. How to shower like a Man: Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake your willy at her making the 'woo-woo!!' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your willy and scratch your arse. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your arse, leaving those coarse arse hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire willy size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake your willy at her and make the 'woo-woo!!' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. THIS. THIS IS LIFE. :megalol: :D Nearly choked on chips while reading this, great find :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zakobi Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Pff, womens are easy to understand you just have to read the manual... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hog_driver111th Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Love this one::megalol: How to shower like a woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Rinse off. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. How to shower like a Man: Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake your willy at her making the 'woo-woo!!' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your willy and scratch your arse. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your arse, leaving those coarse arse hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire willy size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake your willy at her and make the 'woo-woo!!' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. Dude, don't do that to me again. My wife was on the phone with her mother, and I'm at the computer laughing my ass off at this. :megalol::thumbup: Wife just gave me a "what the hell is wrong with you" look. A-10C - FC3 - CA - L-39 - UH1 - P-51 - Hawk - BS2 - F-86 - Gazelle - F-5E - AV8B - F/A-18C i5-4590 - GTX 1060 - Oculus CV1 - TM:Warthog [sIGPIC]http://forums.eagle.ru/signaturepics/sigpic9979_1.gif[/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisakky Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Dude, don't do that to me again. My wife was on the phone with her mother, and I'm at the computer laughing my ass off at this. :megalol::thumbup: Wife just gave me a "what the hell is wrong with you" look. :poster_oops: YouTube channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zakobi Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 :megalol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyall Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Wow! I really love Japanese jokes! Thanks for sharing the video. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenrai Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Real eagle dog fight http://player.vimeo.com/video/5051228 This is what you get when you decide to invade a real eagle’s airspace. Fortunately for the fake eagle, a crow was there in the end to save its sorry ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pilotasso Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 LOL?? [sigpic]http://forums.eagle.ru/signaturepics/sigpic4448_29.gif[/sigpic] My PC specs below:Case: Corsair 400C PSU: SEASONIC SS-760XP2 760W Platinum CPU: AMD RYZEN 3900X (12C/24T) RAM: 32 GB 4266Mhz (two 2x8 kits) of trident Z RGB @3600Mhz CL 14 CR=1T MOBO: ASUS CROSSHAIR HERO VI AM4 GFX: GTX 1080Ti MSI Gaming X Cooler: NXZT Kraken X62 280mm AIO Storage: Samsung 960 EVO 1TB M.2+6GB WD 6Gb red HOTAS: Thrustmaster Warthog + CH pro pedals Monitor: Gigabyte AORUS AD27QD Freesync HDR400 1440P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chrisakky Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Very true... :) YouTube channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucic Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Very true... :) +1! https://akaagar.github.io/briefing-room-for-dcs/ F-5E simpit project https://forum.dcs.world/topic/318106-f-5e-simpit-cockpit-dimensions-and-flight-controls/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotCFS Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Wow now she's hot!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColGray Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Wow now she's hot!! :D straight from mother russia :lol: :music_whistling: The State Military (CVW-17) [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] VICTORY 104 F-14B BuNo 161442 VF-103 LTJG J. “Shades” Gray http://www.statelyfe.com Win-10 x64 EVGA 2070 FTW Thermaltake 850w Intel I7-8700K at 3.7 Ghz 32GB Corsair DDR4 at 3000mhz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumfire Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 LoL, the words Russia and a sign that shows a skidding car, instantly it makes me think of Vodka Drivers :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas_From_Hell Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I love Scotland. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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