zakobi Posted August 12, 2010 Posted August 12, 2010 Might be a bit cruel but: A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
Avilator Posted August 12, 2010 Posted August 12, 2010 This "what the **** ?? Oh, its a microphone." picture is amusing the world. The music for it has to be "I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky...." :megalol: The bear even looks like he's smiling! :lol: 1 I only respond to that little mechanical voice that says "Terrain! Terrain! Pull Up! Pull Up!" Who can say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow. -Robert Goddard "A hybrid. A car for enthusiasts of armpit hair and brown rice." -Jeremy Clarkson "I swear by my pretty floral bonet, I will end you." -Mal from Firefly
topol-m Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 I would be smiling too if I am in his place. 2 [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
PatriotCFS Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 I would be smiling too if I am in his place. +1 :lol: 1
joey45 Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 heheheheheehhehe The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance. "Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne, here on the ED forums at 3 'o' clock in the morning, with my reputation. Are they mad.." https://ko-fi.com/joey45
JLZ Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 Mom of the Year :) Boy: Janice :helpsmilie: !!! Janice: :megalol: (If embedding doesn't work click) [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
Bucic Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 [YOUTUBE]<object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MD6Cx0qzRA&hl=en_US&rel=0&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MD6Cx0qzRA&hl=en_US&rel=0&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object>[/YOUTUBE] Boy: Janice :helpsmilie: !!! Janice: :megalol: (If embedding doesn't work click) fixed F-5E simpit cockpit dimensions and flight controls Kill the Bloom - shader glow mod Poor audio Doppler effect in DCS [bug] Trees - huge performance hit especially up close
Griffin Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 (edited) Geez! That's one interesting job those pusher guys have. I remember having hard time breathing in St. Petersburg metro in the morning rush hour when I was little but this is insane! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9nnXw_6WQs&feature=related EDIT: For some reason the embed doesn't work as it used to with the same method... Edited August 13, 2010 by Griffin
topol-m Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 ^^^ This train will be like a paradise for the "chikan" dudes :lol: [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
Grimes Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 I'd play farmville if this happened. The right man in the wrong place makes all the difference in the world. Current Projects: Grayflag Server, Scripting Wiki Useful Links: Mission Scripting Tools MIST-(GitHub) MIST-(Thread) SLMOD, Wiki wishlist, Mission Editing Wiki!, Mission Building Forum
leafer Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 (edited) I just had one of those funny-only-to-yourself moment at work. I work in a hotel and communicate with other department via walkie talkie on regular basis. This particular channel is shared with two other departments so when I need to get a someone's attention, I'd call them by their department name. So I've been reading this site for the past ten minutes and suddenly had to call a bellman and I accidentaly said wingmen come in. lol They never knew what hit them though. :D Edited August 15, 2010 by leafer ED have been taking my money since 1995. :P
monotwix Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 If you want to be a fighter pilot you need to control your anger. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
monotwix Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
joey45 Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 (edited) need I say more. AJDx3H_hvI8 2vNk4K3YaIc J06BU6Fj6Qs vm-Uzt0jRvU 8wBFQ9BZODU P9nQ-Ugi7II Edited August 15, 2010 by joey45 The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance. "Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne, here on the ED forums at 3 'o' clock in the morning, with my reputation. Are they mad.." https://ko-fi.com/joey45
topol-m Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 These guys (Gaki no tsukai) have very funny shows but this one is absolutely outrageous :megalol: : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq_0riYAyC8 Quote: "...It`s always moist..." :D :lol: [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
leafer Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 These guys (Gaki no tsukai) have very funny shows but this one is absolutely outrageous :megalol: : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq_0riYAyC8 Quote: "...It`s always moist..." :D :lol: LOL that is just wrong...I'd have glittered my balls with pepper. ED have been taking my money since 1995. :P
joey45 Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 I sooooo want to go to Japan for a ... their TV is whey better then the crap we have in the UK. 1 The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance. "Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne, here on the ED forums at 3 'o' clock in the morning, with my reputation. Are they mad.." https://ko-fi.com/joey45
zakobi Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 Boot Camp LETTER FROM A FARM KID, NOW AT SAN DIEGO MARINE CORPS RECRUIT DEPOT Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food. But tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till noon, when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on "route" marches, which the Platoon Sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it is not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The Country is nice, but awful flat. The Sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags some. The Capt. is like the school board. Majors and Colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none. This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move. And it ain't shooting at you, like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes. Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. He joined up the same time as me. But I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and weighs near 300 pounds dry. Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in. Your loving daughter, Gail :D
Namenlos Ein Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 MK;901171']Умная и точная. “Our smart and precise missile will hit any target.”
zakobi Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 “Our smart and precise missile will hit any target.” Hehe, reminds me of this one: "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop
Pilotasso Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 (edited) Maybe a repost but: Vm3rIGEnmYc Edited August 16, 2010 by Pilotasso .
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