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Rainbow detector

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I had one of these when I was like, 8. I think the sad part is that I can tell that she has the dome on up-side down.:doh::)

I only respond to that little mechanical voice that says "Terrain! Terrain! Pull Up! Pull Up!"

 

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Is this really a rainbow detector? :huh: Looks more like alien speech translator :alien:

 

Hahahahaha!:megalol: No, it's not a rainbow detector, it's a simple directional microphone with an elliptical reflecting dish with a small viewfinder.:D

I only respond to that little mechanical voice that says "Terrain! Terrain! Pull Up! Pull Up!"

 

Who can say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow.

-Robert Goddard

 

"A hybrid. A car for enthusiasts of armpit hair and brown rice." -Jeremy Clarkson

 

"I swear by my pretty floral bonet, I will end you." -Mal from Firefly

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:lol::megalol:

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I was going to write some funny title for this but TBH I don't know what could that be... ;)

 

While creating Girlfriends, God promised Men that good and ideal Girlfriends would be

found in all corners of the world........

 

And then he made the earth round!

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While creating Girlfriends, God promised Men that good and ideal Girlfriends would be

found in all corners of the world........

 

And then he made the earth round!

Heheh :)

 

Soo, all of you folks out there with somewhat normal girlfriends - watch few episodes and give your girls some appreciation! :flowers: It was probably what the secret agenda behind the series was anyway. It's obvious to me that the series was created by a woman so we would go 'Wow, at least my girlfriend is not like THAT... She's great! Yes, yes... I have to... ' ;)

 

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From the same guy

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Star Wars EPR

 

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At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the

books of a local hospital. While the Tax Office agent was checking the books

he turned to the CEO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of

bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little

left to be of any use?"

 

"Good question," noted the CEO. "We save them up and send them back to the

bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages."

 

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question

had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way....

 

"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left

over after setting a cast on a patient?"

 

"Ah, yes," replied the CEO, realising that the inspector was trying to trap

him with an unanswerable question . "We save it and send it back to the

manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of

plaster."

 

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the

know-it-all CEO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover

foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

 

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CEO. "What we do is save all the

little foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they

send us a complete prick."

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At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the

books of a local hospital. While the Tax Office agent was checking the books

he turned to the CEO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of

bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little

left to be of any use?"

 

"Good question," noted the CEO. "We save them up and send them back to the

bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages."

 

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question

had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way....

 

"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left

over after setting a cast on a patient?"

 

"Ah, yes," replied the CEO, realising that the inspector was trying to trap

him with an unanswerable question . "We save it and send it back to the

manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of

plaster."

 

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the

know-it-all CEO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover

foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

 

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CEO. "What we do is save all the

little foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they

send us a complete prick."

I only respond to that little mechanical voice that says "Terrain! Terrain! Pull Up! Pull Up!"

 

Who can say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow.

-Robert Goddard

 

"A hybrid. A car for enthusiasts of armpit hair and brown rice." -Jeremy Clarkson

 

"I swear by my pretty floral bonet, I will end you." -Mal from Firefly

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