Evilducky Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 ^^ going along with that one, is when you look around your car saying "Wow, the 3d cockpit is pretty amazing!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 You have played too much blackshark when you wish you were playing A-10 tank killer. Gigabyte|Q6600|8GB DDR3|GTX285|Win7 64|X-65 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freelancer1117 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 OMG, so professional~~~~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freelancer1117 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 When you jump in the Lockon cockpit and can't find the mouse cursor. 'WTH, how do I start this thing?'.:joystick: :megalol:so funny~~~~~~~~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedpenguin Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 (edited) * When you're controlling a real life USAF or USN fighter jet (on the radar) and give him a little attitude because you're thinking of all the times his virtual self and his virtual buddies hosed you out of the sky. * When you talk about the KA-50 so much to so many people that your Coast Guard helicopter pilot acquaintance got his whole training squadron into a pro/con discussion about contra-rotating rotors. * When you fire up a flight in Microsoft Flight Simulator and feel weird that you can't hose St. Maarten's dynamic scenery with 30-mike-mike. "You live to see another day, Mr. Cruise Ship." * Whenever you go to Best Buy and happen to be in the PC Games section, you automatically move the DCS:BS to the eye-level shelf. Edited October 11, 2009 by wickedpenguin [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26-J39 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 When you have had 12 beers and Betty starts to sound like the teacher from the Charlie Brown cartoons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arclight Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 - When you start crawling along the floor of your house to avoid exposing yourself to threats. - When you spot a dust bunny in the corner and think to yourself "better enable engine dust-protection". - When you think about enabling anti-ice when you're cold, rather than turn up te heat. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] DCS A-10C: putting the 'art' into 'warthog'. (yes, corny. Sorry.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 You have played too much blackshark when you have bought a new Nvidia graphics card within the last year only to realize that PC gaming is dead never to return. 1 Gigabyte|Q6600|8GB DDR3|GTX285|Win7 64|X-65 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26-J39 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 You know when you have played to much Black Shark when: - Your attitude sucks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Migo Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 When you do this after closing DCS. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26-J39 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 When you do this after closing DCS. :lol::megalol::lol::megalol::lol::megalol::lol::):D:D Ahh good one!! hehe :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bek Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 When you keep hearing the Ai speaking to you o.O Two, Contact, armour target...... [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billyjoebob1337 Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 When you go to an arishow and see the display aircraft and think "I could probably get this running..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedpenguin Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 - When you kick yourself for not videotaping the real Black Shark in flight when you went to the Farnborough airshow sometime in the mid-90's. When you go to an arishow and see the display aircraft and think "I could probably get this running..." I have no doubt that anyone here, if given the opportunity, could power up a real Black Shark without issue. It's all just a checklist. Flying it would be a different story. I would think the hardest part would be getting used to the increased travel of the actual cyclic/collective and learning the placement of the real controls (trim, autohover, etc.) under your hands. That, and getting past the fact that you may actually die in a spectacular ball of fire if you f*** this up. :) [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joey45 Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 not sure if its done or not. "When you try and put WPs in your SATNAV to same way you use the ABRIS..... " The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance. "Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne, here on the ED forums at 3 'o' clock in the morning, with my reputation. Are they mad.." https://ko-fi.com/joey45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiserb_uk Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 When slowing for a red light you worry about VRS... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Team Yo-Yo Posted October 13, 2009 ED Team Share Posted October 13, 2009 ... when you are driving too fast and your wife reminds about it you start to find MASTER WARNING button to shut her down. 1 Ніщо так сильно не ранить мозок, як уламки скла від розбитих рожевих окулярів There is nothing so hurtful for the brain as splinters of broken rose-coloured spectacles. Ничто так сильно не ранит мозг, как осколки стекла от разбитых розовых очков (С) Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Bazong- Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 When you crashed your car because neither the gear shifter or the pedals worked to change your course.. (This could be a general flightsim syndrom though).. :pilotfly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 .....when you see this thread grow longer than it should Gigabyte|Q6600|8GB DDR3|GTX285|Win7 64|X-65 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirai Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 When you install VAC (voice activated commands) and you get an SMS from your boyfriend/girlfriend in the middle of a long mission, the mic pick up the sound and shuts of your bird and make you crash. You then terminate the relationship at once. This happened to me though I did not terminate the relationship :P Go Ugly Early Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26-J39 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 .....when you see this thread grow longer than it should :rolleyes: Get off the Les Paul and smile..for once ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobek Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Post in this thread :) Good, fast, cheap. Choose any two. Come let's eat grandpa! Use punctuation, save lives! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triangle99 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 If I can interrupt the flow, funny as it is, I recall clearly when I decided I had to stop playing EVE (and did, forever). I was walking on a bush track near my place with my g/f and spotted a large rock up ahead. Immediately, my mind 'locked on' to the rock [asteroid] and started scanning for its mineral [ore] content. I swear, it was so real I freaked out a little and never played again. Up till then, I had been getting in about 30-40hrs a week for 6 months on top of work. And not much sleep as you can imagine. P45 Platinum, Q9550 @ 3.33Ghz, HD6970 w/2gb, X-Fi Titanium PCIE, 4gb RAM, ANTEC 1000watt PSU, Lian Li PC-A71 case, Win7 64bit, CH Throttle and Fighterstick, Saitek Pro Pedals, TrackIR 5 + TrackClip Pro, 3 x Samsung SyncMaster 2443 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manne Posted October 14, 2009 Author Share Posted October 14, 2009 ...when you patiently wait till your car is magically repaired every time you turn off the engine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARM505 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 You steer your car ever so gently in case all four of it's wheels suddenly collide with each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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