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I was being sarcastic ;)

I've always wanted to fly the EA-6B Prowler ever since I was just a bit wee lad. Would be interesting to have a full human crew in the back. Viper sitting in the back complaining that we can't blow anything up hahaha

Cool story bro (Someone had to do it)

F-14D SuperTomcat Even though he flew the A without Maverick flight sims wouldn't exist. It is only right to pay homage to the first flight simmer and the legendary Tomcat. Plus it would give me a reason to wear my aviators indoors at night while flying.

I want to see someone try that when they get pulled over for speeding LOL

Where is the Radio Mayak folder?

I have the AH-64D manual in the van...for real guys. Just ignore the 4chan party van part.

My first online kill was against one of my squad mates. AMRAAM to the Flanker's face :D. I won't ever forget that feeling even though he shot me down with one of his a few seconds later lol

I had a great idea earlier. You could jettison all of your payload directly above the Ka-50 while its hovering. If you get it right he won't be around much longer. Or just do a bombing run on him. Also we could always force the Ka-50 pilot to over-handle his slick and clip the rotors just at the sight of the God of War coming down upon them. And as for GG and his Eagle I am hoping the nice chaps at the 159th Fighter Wing can die enough times to where he won't even get to the Hog. :D

Jack Bauer is a little busy but since he and I are huge fans of DCS he said he would do me a favor in a few weeks since I saved his life the other day (He nearly choked to death.) He can use his extensive interrogation techniques to get some more information out of some of the ED staff and possibly covertly influence their decision making. He has been ranting about why ED haven't modelled him into the sim but I told him that I doubt he could shoot down a Ka-50 with a pistol.

Ah so the come to Jesus and Lazarus talks were successful :megalol:

Hopefully he at least makes sure that the ejection seat is working properly :P

I made the switch from LockOn a couple of weeks ago. I have the handling and weapons systems down but I can't land for crap. Fortunately I haven't had a rotor clash in a month and a half. Do you have Xfire?

I usually just slam down in the parking area and destroy my landing gear or collide with either the fuel truck or other aircraft on the pad. I'm a pilot I don't need to worry about that stuff. That's the crew chiefs job.

4-14-09? That's an impressive necro post you got thar. When I first saw this thread I thought wait didn't this happen earlier this year? Again?

I walk the lonely road of a Russian attack helicopter pilot. The only woman in my life is my slick. I wonder if I should use that as a pickup line? "Why would you go out with that poser? honey I fly attack helicopters. I'll let you use my stick while we fly to the moon. And trust me the Ka-50 has a highly capable autopilot and is spacious"

Most of you won't get this but the saying is true and funny. I feel sorry for the Imperial Guard.

I should contact my friend at Langley and get into that section....

I heard about this a week or so ago. Funny how for that price you can watch the feed. While in theory this is a huge breach you can go on Youtube and watch the same thing. The problem is that there have been some problems with the UAV's in Afghanistan during the last few months. This just adds to the list.

Pretty good for a teaser but one of these days you should put in some random music just to freak everyone out. You always use the dramatic music, which is great, but it would be hilarious to hear some Bach or watching a dogfight with Gunther playing in the background.

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I had a giant black and white map of the region on my PC but I will have to fish it out. It isn't that detailed so it probably isn't what your looking for.

Yeah someone definitely has to record this and get Glowing Amraam to make some epic Gladiator-esque video.

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Another reason why I love these forums :thumbup: