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So to make a fairly long and non-related story short and related I'm seeing a woman that works where I work for an ISP. Solid 9/10, nice head on her shoulders, seems pretty down to earth, and pretty interested in me as well. We talk a lot and have seen each other a few times after work but it wasn't anything really serious just friendly conversation.

 

Well yesterday after work we go get a few drinks and start discussing what our dream jobs would be and all that and after asking her what her's would be, she gives me the answer that her dream job would want to be a fighter pilot.

 

I nearly choked to death on the appetizer we had. I asked her "You want to be a fighter pilot? Fly fast jets and all that jazz?"

 

Her answer was priceless. "Well not like Top-Gun. It's a great chick flick, but not what actually happens."

 

She then asks me what mine would be. I simply say "Well you're not going to believe it, but a fighter pilot."

 

I invited her back to my place and once we get there she see's the X-52 Pro on my desk and immediately hops in my chair. I load up DCS A-10C and she goes bananas. We drink a little more and she stays the night... :music_whistling:

 

 

Guys.. what the shit...? I do believe DCS helped in me getting some tail. Is this real life? :joystick:

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Until the Lassie in question reads this forum-post..........

 

 

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So to make a fairly long and non-related story short and related I'm seeing a woman that works where I work for an ISP. Solid 9/10, nice head on her shoulders, seems pretty down to earth, and pretty interested in me as well. We talk a lot and have seen each other a few times after work but it wasn't anything really serious just friendly conversation.

 

Well yesterday after work we go get a few drinks and start discussing what our dream jobs would be and all that and after asking her what her's would be, she gives me the answer that her dream job would want to be a fighter pilot.

 

I nearly choked to death on the appetizer we had. I asked her "You want to be a fighter pilot? Fly fast jets and all that jazz?"

 

Her answer was priceless. "Well not like Top-Gun. It's a great chick flick, but not what actually happens."

 

She then asks me what mine would be. I simply say "Well you're not going to believe it, but a fighter pilot."

 

I invited her back to my place and once we get there she see's the X-52 Pro on my desk and immediately hops in my chair. I load up DCS A-10C and she goes bananas. We drink a little more and she stays the night... :music_whistling:

 

 

Guys.. what the shit...? I do believe DCS helped in me getting some tail. Is this real life? :joystick:

 

 

Tell me again how it's not like Top Gun?

 

You were Like:

 

 

And Tomorrow at work you'll be like:


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My friend flyes DCS with his wife, both have their own computer, hotas and stuff, flying a formation on the internet. No joking :thumbup:

 

It must be great, when you can share your beloved hobby with your beloved person...

 

But I can't understand why you all want to be fighter pilots, when helo flying is so much more interesting :D

 

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Tell me again how it's not like Top Gun?

 

Oh Hell No: Definitely not Top-Gun!

 

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That's awesome dude! And here I thought I was super lucky that my girl is 100% cool with me flying whenever the hell I have the time and want to.

 

I keep telling her I'm gonna teach her and she keeps giving me the "Ill learn later" BS. I don't think she will ever try to learn it or take a real interest in it, but at least she's not a pain in the ass about me spending hours flying.

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Oh Hell No: Definitely not Top-Gun!

 

 

Fine Fine.... Hot Shots...

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So to make a fairly long and non-related story short and related I'm seeing a woman that works where I work for an ISP. Solid 9/10, nice head on her shoulders, seems pretty down to earth, and pretty interested in me as well. We talk a lot and have seen each other a few times after work but it wasn't anything really serious just friendly conversation.

 

Well yesterday after work we go get a few drinks and start discussing what our dream jobs would be and all that and after asking her what her's would be, she gives me the answer that her dream job would want to be a fighter pilot.

 

I nearly choked to death on the appetizer we had. I asked her "You want to be a fighter pilot? Fly fast jets and all that jazz?"

 

Her answer was priceless. "Well not like Top-Gun. It's a great chick flick, but not what actually happens."

 

She then asks me what mine would be. I simply say "Well you're not going to believe it, but a fighter pilot."

 

I invited her back to my place and once we get there she see's the X-52 Pro on my desk and immediately hops in my chair. I load up DCS A-10C and she goes bananas. We drink a little more and she stays the night... :music_whistling:

 

 

Guys.. what the shit...? I do believe DCS helped in me getting some tail. Is this real life? :joystick:

 

I'm probably just paranoid but , ... Are you sure she's not stalking your internet habits ? :D

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Gary how dare you discuss our private life here, I really thought you were different from all the other men, first time I go to your place and you are spreading trash on the internet about me liking fight planes and whatnot as if i'm some disturbed geek!!!

 

Seriously...it's over. And you have a small joystick.

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