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Grave Cause for Concern

 

OK - Now that I have your Undivided Attention:

 

 

I'm not really concerned about Swine Flu........

 

 

............

 

 

..................

 

 

 

Here's my concern:

 

 

 

Fact:

 

 

3 Years ago: Chinese calendar - Year of the Cow ..... Mad Cow Disease

 

 

2 Years ago: Chinese calendar - Year of the Bird ..... Avian/Bird Flu

 

 

Last Year, Chinese calendar - Year of the Pig .... Swine flu

 

 

..........

 

 

.................

 

 

 

This Year is the Year of the Cock.........

 

 

Anybody else Worried?

 

 

:shocking:

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I will worry when the year of the cat comes.

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I will worry when the year of the cat comes.

 

Keeping in Mind that if the Year of the Cock gets you first, any Worry about the Year of the Cat will be Useless, at Best :megalol:

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Everythings amazing nobodys happy

 

I posted this on the thread where someone was providing A LOT of unconstructive criticism to ED. I was told by ED that it was off topic so I've moved it here.

 

It's a good thing that this is Early Access and we've all volunteered to help test and enhance this work in progress... despite the frustrations inherent in the task with even the simplest of software... otherwise people might not understand that this incredibly complex unfinished module is unfinished. /light-hearted sarcasm

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Immerse your self in a crap movie, watch this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM&feature=related

See the superman evolution?

Now this one is real:

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

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My Resimay

 

To hoom it mae cunsern,

 

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

 

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

 

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person.

 

I no my spelling is not too good.

 

My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.

 

Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

 

Sinseerly,

 

Tiffanny

 

 

PS : Becauze my resimay is a bit short

 

I sent a pickture of me.

 

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Employer's response:...

Dear Tiffany,

 

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

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Poor gal should have saved some of that money for the spinal disk surgery she's gonna need at age 30. :doh::)

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Poor gal should have saved some of that money for the spinal disk surgery she's gonna need at age 30. :doh::)

 

At least she can buy a cheap car now - she definitely needs no airbags.

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