Funny stuff ?!!

[Feuerfalke]

Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs...

 

:D

[gigz-on]

Specially for CS lovers :music_whistling:

 

[159th_Viper]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[topol-m]

 

BTW this is not PS.

Edited December 14, 2009 by topol-m

[Lucas_From_Hell]

:megalol:

 

[gigz-on]

Just a good music video for COD lovers :)

[topol-m]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x890G4X61I&feature=channel :punk:

[159th_Viper]

Early Dismissal

 

 

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

 

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

 

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

 

 

Teacher: "Who said 'Four score and seven years ago'?"

 

 

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

 

 

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

 

 

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

 

 

Teacher: "Who said 'I have a dream'?"

 

 

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

 

 

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

 

 

Johnny is even madder than before.

 

 

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

 

 

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

 

 

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

 

 

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

 

 

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

 

 

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

 

 

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

[159th_Falcon]

Early Dismissal

 

 

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

 

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

 

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

 

 

Teacher: "Who said 'Four score and seven years ago'?"

 

 

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

 

 

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

 

 

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

 

 

Teacher: "Who said 'I have a dream'?"

 

 

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

 

 

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

 

 

Johnny is even madder than before.

 

 

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

 

 

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

 

 

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

 

 

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

 

 

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

 

 

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

 

 

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

 

:thumbup::megalol::megalol::megalol::megalol:

[Namenlos Ein]

Today it sounds ambiguously.

 

[topol-m]

^^^ OMG gay Xmas :fear: Gotta run to a country where Xmas is not celebrated.

 

Edit: Alright I don`t know what some people are thinking but the following is not related to the comment above. It is in the same post to avoid double posting.

http://www.artzoom.ru/en/caricature/saakashvili-yushenko.html :laugh:

Edited December 16, 2009 by topol-m

[zakobi]

[zakobi]

Russian beach?

 

Why camo does work :)

Edited December 16, 2009 by zakobi

[Namenlos Ein]

^^^ OMG gay Xmas :fear: Gotta run to a country where Xmas is not celebrated.

Don't even try!

 

“Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas! BANG BANG BANG!!!”

[Eddie]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Eddie]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Eddie]

 

 

 

 

[Eddie]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Boberro]

 

This guy had motivation to win, for huge cost :P

[joey45]

thats jus' wrong.

[Griffin]

PICTURE

Guys, most of those were great and made me laugh but that one above is morally way wrong! Please think twice before posting such stuff. Edited December 18, 2009 by Griffin

[Kuky]

^^^

damn right... this is not funny one bit

[topol-m]

 

This guy had motivation to win, for huge cost :P

 

OMG what is with people lately sh!tting everywhere in races, swimming pools, parks, subways, when bungee jumping, etc. :doh: Sheesh, use the toilet before doing anything extreme or if you have the habit of dropping them accidentally make sure you always have a cork bottle stopper when you go out.

Did I say "everywhere", and "bungee jumping" -

[topol-m]

Elmo beaten and raped. :doh:

[sniffer]

So check this topol: