manne Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 I always love these topics which I come across on many different game forums. I think BS deservers one. I'm not very good at them but I'll try to start :) You've played too much Black Shark when... - you call your wife Betty - you refer to your best friends as Wingman - you return your GPS system because it's unable to find any Target Points
Ightenhill Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 You keep looking for a trim button every time you roll over in bed, stand up, turn a corner , open a door, take a pee........ [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
Warbird_242 Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 On Guy Fawkes' night, you spend half of it mentally shouting 'SAM LAUNCH, " OCLOCK, FLARES FLARES FLARES', then manouver your heli to blow up the launch site :D Okay bad I know
twoarms Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 when your pull your handbrake up in your car and cant understand why you are not gaining height 1
RealDCSpilot Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 (edited) - you are going out still wearing the trackclip - you are landing in the kitchen, asking the "groundcrew" for refueling and rearming Edited October 9, 2009 by Alec Delorean 1 i9 13900K @5.5GHz, Z790 Gigabyte Aorus Master, RTX4090 Waterforce, 64 GB DDR5 @5600, PSVR2, Pico 4 Ultra, HOTAS & Rudder: all Virpil with Rhino FFB base made by VPforce, DCS: all modules
Zakk Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 (edited) You've played too much Black Shark when... When you really want to fly an A-10 instead..... and in need of a fix because flying the Ka-50 got old in about 5 months and it gets even older hashing this chopper stuff out everyday on this forum. I must have started the damn thing a million times already, and could probably steal the real thing if left unattended. I joined this forum the SAME month that DCSBS was released with the English version--what is with all these late bloomers? Edited October 9, 2009 by Zakk Gigabyte|Q6600|8GB DDR3|GTX285|Win7 64|X-65
Speed_2 Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 -when you haven't flown Falcon 4 in over a month! arrogant, realism-obsessed Falcon 4 junkie
Spider76 Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 when you start (tooth picks) launching vikhr´s in a local bar fight .. ::ASRock 4Core1333::Intel Quad Q6600 2.4 GHZ::OCZ DDR2 Reaper HPC Edition 4 GB::Club3D 9800GT 1GB Green Edition::Acer LCD 19":: Nexus 400W::Vista Ultimate SP2::Saitek X36F & X35T Joystick::Youtube::Spider´s Channel::Suomi-Finland :-) ::
Zakk Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 - you call your wife Betty Are you sure you did not mean "Bitching" Betty? Because as the saying goes--"Life is a bitch and then you marry one." :megalol: Gigabyte|Q6600|8GB DDR3|GTX285|Win7 64|X-65
159th_Viper Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 when you start (tooth picks) launching vikhr´s in a local bar fight .. :megalol: OMG that's Brilliant! :megalol::megalol: Novice or Veteran looking for an alternative MP career? Click me to commence your Journey of Pillage and Plunder! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] '....And when I get to Heaven, to St Peter I will tell.... One more Soldier reporting Sir, I've served my time in Hell......'
Spider76 Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 :megalol: OMG that's Brilliant! :megalol::megalol: oh ok :) i thought i went over limit ... ::ASRock 4Core1333::Intel Quad Q6600 2.4 GHZ::OCZ DDR2 Reaper HPC Edition 4 GB::Club3D 9800GT 1GB Green Edition::Acer LCD 19":: Nexus 400W::Vista Ultimate SP2::Saitek X36F & X35T Joystick::Youtube::Spider´s Channel::Suomi-Finland :-) ::
159th_Viper Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 oh ok :) i thought i went over limit ... Just had a Mental Picture of you Hunching (Auto-Hover) behind a Pot-Plant and Hurling Tooth-Picks at Drunken Louts.......:megalol: Novice or Veteran looking for an alternative MP career? Click me to commence your Journey of Pillage and Plunder! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] '....And when I get to Heaven, to St Peter I will tell.... One more Soldier reporting Sir, I've served my time in Hell......'
Migo Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 You've played too much Black Shark when a voice in your head says "Missile 12 o'clock" when your girlfriend gets angry.
Spider76 Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 You've played too much Black Shark when a voice in your head says "Missile 12 o'clock" when your girlfriend gets angry. you cant date him..lisa.. why cant i date him or get merry to him..dave? cos all the womans that have he´s left the house has said EKRAN IS READY.. repeatedly so wierd.. ::ASRock 4Core1333::Intel Quad Q6600 2.4 GHZ::OCZ DDR2 Reaper HPC Edition 4 GB::Club3D 9800GT 1GB Green Edition::Acer LCD 19":: Nexus 400W::Vista Ultimate SP2::Saitek X36F & X35T Joystick::Youtube::Spider´s Channel::Suomi-Finland :-) ::
Martillo1 Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 when you push the clutch pedal when turning left while driving. Vista, Suerte y al Toro! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
topol-m Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 (edited) When you start releasing flares (if you know what i mean) when you suddenly get frightened early in the morning by the clock alarm. :blink: Edited October 9, 2009 by topol-m [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
CyBerkut Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 When you start releasing flares (if you know what i mean) when you suddenly get frightened early in the morning by the clock alarm. :blink: Now THERE's an image I'm not going to be able to get rid of soon... :helpsmilie: [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] There's no place like 127.0.0.1
Doc. Caliban Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 (edited) When you get into your car and your first thought is, "batteries 1 & 2, ABRIS, Weapons Control System...." When you can't figure out how to get out of your car other than going through the sunroof. When the 'Service Engine' light comes on in your car and you think, "Which one?" When you get cut off in traffic and your trigger finger twitches on the stick shift knob. When you're driving at night and shut off all of your lights as soon as you leave your neighborhood. When you spend your whole day in this forum instead of doing your work. When you DO work, you control your computer entirely with your flight system controllers. When you pull into the full-service pump and the gas station and ask for a fill-up, NVG's, and a weapons load-out change. As for the A10, there are plenty of fixed wing sims in general, I love the KA50 because it's a slick, and when I get tired of it, I'm going to want another heli to fly, not a plane! Edited October 10, 2009 by Doc. Caliban [ Asus Rampage II Extreme | Intel i7 920 @ 3.6GHz| 12GB DDR3 | 3-Way SLI (3x GTX280OC 1GB) | 300GB Raptor | SupremeFX X-Fi 7.1 audio | 1,200W Thermaltake Toughpower PSU | 30" LCD @ 2560x1600 | Thrustmaster HOTAS Cougar | TrackIR 5 | CoolerMaster HFC 332 case ]
159th_Falcon Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 (edited) When you confuse your alarm clock for an programmable flares dispenser. When you ask for an taxi clearance before you drive your car from the drive way When you make an flight plan when your wife asks you to get something from the grocery store Edited October 10, 2009 by 159th_Falcon [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] The keeper of all mathematical knowledge and the oracle of flight modeling.:)
vrv Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 When you are going way over the speed limit on the highway and pass a State Trooper. You see him cut through the middle on your six and come up behind you at high speed. You immediately start dispensing flares by pushing your horn and wonder why none are coming out. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] EtherealN: I will promptly perform a sex change and offer my hand in marriage to whomever
Ightenhill Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 When your standing still minding your own business and all of a sudden your as drunk as a spinning top and can't work out if its the bottle of scotch or your inability to trim the rudder properly... [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
Pilotasso Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 I know Ive flown too much DCS when I try park my car verticaly but cant seem have enough collective power to lift it off the ground in the first place. :D .
Frostie Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 When you jump in the Lockon cockpit and can't find the mouse cursor. 'WTH, how do I start this thing?'.:joystick: "[51☭] FROSTIE" #55 'Red 5'. Lord Flashheart 51st PVO "Bisons" - 100 KIAP Regiment Fastest MiG pilot in the world - TCR'10 https://100kiap.org
Madman777 Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 You've played too much blackshark when you tell your girlfriend that you like Blackshark more than her! Even then I still havn't played enough! i7-12700k, 32GB Ram, RTX 3060 12GB, TrackIR 5, Lots of SSD Space, etc etc DCS World - All the cool modules
beers Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 ... when you're driving down the highway and you see something off to the side, and you're not sure what it is so you lean toward it expecting TrackIR will zoom the image. 2600K @ 4.2GHz, MSI P67A-GD55, 16GB G.Skill @2133 , GTX 970, Rift, SSD boot & DCS drive [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
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