A Christmas Tale........

[159th_Viper]

 

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

 

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

 

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

 

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

 

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

 

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a wee Angel with a great big Christmas tree.

 

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

 

 

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.......:D

 

 

 

 

 

And with that, I would like to wish the entire Community a very Merry Christmas Season and a Happy New Year.

 

Happy Holidays All

[LordWolf]

You're 3 weeks early, but thanks anyhow

[Pilotasso]

Thanks, as it happens Im already in vacations for the rest of the month. Got more time for my hobbies and dinners out. :)

[Gonzo01]

Happy holiday's back to you viper.:pilotfly::pilotfly::pilotfly:

[asparagin]

 

...When four of Santa's elves got sick..

 

..Is this an allusion to BETA 4 :sly:

 

Merry Christmas to you too Viper!

[leafer]

I don't celebrate Christmas but thanks for the explanation. Now, have you heard about the voodoo dildo one? :D

[asparagin]

I don't celebrate Christmas but thanks for the explanation. Now, have you heard about the voodoo dildo one? :D

 

And do you find also presents in the morning under a giant voodoo dildo? :D

[leafer]

I plead the fifth. :D

[MTFDarkEagle]

(10 days early, but hey, you only live once :) ) Merry christmas guys!! (and girls?)

[sobek]

Viper, you're killing me. :D

[Bucic]

[Succellus]

Heheheh, that one i din t knew viper.

Well as least it wasn t a voodoo dildo the angel brought Santa, would make some funky tree. well maybe thats why they always smiiiile.

 

Merry Christmas to all !!

[Emmer]

MERRY X-MAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

 

=FULLTIMEPILOTS= wishes all (virtual pilot or not) a Merry X-Mas and a Happy New Year!