Since basically I'm a emerging teenager, here's a Justin Beiber spoof!
1) We must remeber the less fortunate, like the Canadians, who fear the day Justin Beiber returns.
2) Dear Justin Beiber. Alice wants her voice back.
-King Triton
:D
And for you who don't know who Justin Beiber is, search on American google or youtube. Umm... I guess there's more than enough. ;)