Funny stuff ?!!

[zakobi]

I laughed after 4:26

 

[Pilotasso]

he never finished the documentary :cry:

[Avilator]

:megalol::megalol::megalol::megalol:

[zakobi]

:megalol::megalol::megalol::megalol:

 

Good one :lol: :thumbup:

[Bucic]

And this patch you are all talking about. What is it for?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pcePHasv5w

 

:D

 

My favorite part :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pcePHasv5w#t=5m31s

[159th_Viper]

The Conversation.....

 

 

 

[Lucas_From_Hell]

Sport jokes!

 

 

 

I saw this one live. Not a particularly exciting game to watch :noexpression:

 

 

 

 

 

Replace soccer by football, then it'll look right :music_whistling:

 

 

 

[159th_Viper]

[Lucas_From_Hell]

Excellent one, Viper!:megalol:

 

A classic, yet brilliant:

 

[Lucas_From_Hell]

Maybe repost, but hey, it's blues! :D

 

[joey45]

My favorite part :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pcePHasv5w#t=5m31s

 

Love it.

[zakobi]

[Frazer]

Darn earth farts, they smell like Cuban Pete :D

[Bucic]

Dude! Not this kind of centrifuge!

 

[zakobi]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18429_6-soldiers-who-survived-shit-that-would-kill-terminator.html

 

The first one, OMG :pirate:

 

Major Robert Cain > Terminator:pirate:

[Brit_Radar_Dude]

Especially with a PIAT. Google it to see what a piece of rubbish it was. Major Cain won the Victoria Cross for his actions at Arnhem.

 

British Army - hardcore.....

[zakobi]

Especially with a PIAT. Google it to see what a piece of rubbish it was. Major Cain won the Victoria Cross for his actions at Arnhem.

 

British Army - hardcore.....

 

I know what a piat is... They are awesome in FH2... but wasn't so much during WWII

[Bucic]

[Stalevar]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/1645-Informational-Presentation

[Lucas_From_Hell]

:D

 

 

 

:huh:

 

 

 

Some parents are just... nevermind :doh::

 

 

 

Nooooo...!!

 

 

 

Almost repost, but anyway:

 

 

 

:book:

 

 

 

:music_whistling:

 

 

 

Well, show it to your wives: at least your addiction isn't as weird as this guy's. Poor innocent baby... :cry:

 

[Lucas_From_Hell]

Just to make sure, you know :music_whistling:

 

 

 

Somewhat applies here :P

 

 

 

No religion discussions or anything like that, but it's worth the laugh :D (not far off from reality, some would say):

 

 

 

Nighteen-Eighty-Four, anyone? :huh:

 

 

 

Ah, the good ole 404... :D

 

 

 

Yeah, I know it's mean and opressive. Why the hell do you think I'm posting it here? :P

 

 

 

Name Wars Episode V: Parents Strike Back :doh:

 

 

 

Coming soon to a Hard Rock Cafe near you... :music_whistling:

 

 

 

Always learning... :D

 

 

 

Man's manicure kit:

 

[Lucas_From_Hell]

I'd say it was a WIN, but anyway... :D

 

 

 

You dirty minded pig :disgust:

 

 

 

Very accessible, indeed

 

 

 

Say 'Cheese!'

 

 

 

"WTF?" isn't enough to describe such things:

 

 

 

Ah, those teachers... They never give creativity any credit :music_whistling:

 

 

 

:cry:

 

 

 

I told ya' so...

 

 

 

Oldie but goldie - almost there :music_whistling:

 

 

 

I've heard of Paedobear, but PaedoDonald..? :huh:

 

 

 

Always handy to have one :D

 

[Lucas_From_Hell]

Ah, Italy... :D

 

 

 

Indeed, it is

 

 

 

And before DVDs were introduced...

 

 

 

Sounds reasonable to me :P

 

 

 

OK, I'm done here :D

[159th_Viper]

You have Two Cows....

 

You have 2 Cows......

 

SOCIALISM

You have 2 cows.

You give one to your neighbour.

 

 

COMMUNISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and gives you some milk.

 

FASCISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and sells you some milk.

 

 

NAZISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and shoots you.

 

BUREAUCRATISM (eg. Brussels)

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the

milk away.

 

 

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd

multiplies, and the economy grows.

You sell them and retire on the income.

 

 

SURREALISM

You have two giraffes.

The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

 

 

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.

Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

 

 

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND VENTURE CAPITALISM

You have two cows.

You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of

credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, Then execute

debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all

four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of

the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island

Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights

to all seven cows back to your listed company.

The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on

one more.

You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving

you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.

The public then buys your bull.

 

 

A FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want

three cows.

 

 

A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and

produce twenty times the milk.

You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market

it worldwide.

 

A GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and

milk themselves.

 

 

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

 

 

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You count them and learn you have five cows.

You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.

You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.

You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

 

 

A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners

for storing them.

 

 

A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.

You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.

You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

 

 

A BRITISH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

Both are mad.

 

 

AN IRAQI CORPORATION

Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none.

No-one believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your

country.

You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

 

 

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

Business seems pretty good.

You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

 

 

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION

You have two cows.

The one on the left looks very attractive.

 

 

AN INDIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You worship them.

[Pilotasso]

A Portuguese Corporation:

 

You have 2 cows.

Things are going badly and milk is desperately needed in order to survive. But one cow has been pounded by the state until you pay for the second one hastily imported from the united states. It has been affectionately called Michaela the cow (Vaca Miquelina pronounced as "vaacaa michaeleena") formaly known in the states as "Vacuum cleaner". :D

 

Good one no? juSt made it myself. :)

 

This actualy based on real life. In the Azores islands Vacuum cleaners are known by elders as Michaela de cow "vaacaa michaeleena" were first introduced by US military at Lajes AB during WWII. Its also not by chance that the Azores is the richest milk production region in my country. :)

Edited May 18, 2010 by Pilotasso