Funny stuff ?!!

[zakobi]

[159th_Viper]

[zakobi]

 

lol :lol:

 

 

Edited August 5, 2010 by zakobi

[Pilotasso]

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[mvsgas]

Sharks got a week dedicated to him...that's classic

[Griffin]

Some just don't know their limits...

 

[MTFDarkEagle]

damn that hamster has a nasty itch in the back of his mouth!

[zakobi]

Well there's a missile misnaming but still funny :D

[asparagin]

^^^:megalol:

 

must have been an ALARM missile

Edited August 9, 2010 by asparagin

[Bucic]

Well there's a missile misnaming but still funny :D

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/Police_Speed_Camera_(T.jpg[/iM]

Yeah, right :music_whistling:

[zakobi]

:)

"Aim towards the Enemy."

- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

 

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."

- U.S. Army

 

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."

- U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

 

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."

- Infantry Journal

 

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."

- Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

 

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."

- U.S. Air Force Manual

 

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."

- Infantry Journal

 

"Tracers work both ways."

- U.S. Army Ordnance

 

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."

- Infantry Journal

 

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."

- Col. David Hackworth

 

"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush."

- Infantry Journal

 

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."

- Joe Gay

 

"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once."

- Anon

 

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."

- Unknown Army Recruit

 

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."

- Your Buddies

 

(And lastly) "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."

-- U.S.A. Ammo

[JLZ]

Good luck deer...

 

 

...and not turn (her) back... :D

 

_______________________________

 

Edited August 10, 2010 by JLZ

[Peyoteros]

Not funny, just didn't wanted to start a new thread, simply awesome. That what takes just an eyeblink streached in to a minute...

 

http://uk.video.yahoo.com/watch/8010584/21245351

[topol-m]

^^^ At the end of the clip it seems lightnings strike the same spot many times.

[joey45]

That was frigging AWESOME.

[Brit_Radar_Dude]

Well there's a missile misnaming but still funny :D

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/Police_Speed_Camera_(T.jpg

 

Internet spoof......

 

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/radar.asp

[bumfire]

Not funny, just didn't wanted to start a new thread, simply awesome. That what takes just an eyeblink streached in to a minute...

 

http://uk.video.yahoo.com/watch/8010584/21245351

 

You should of seen and heard the lightning that we had last night, crazy crazy loud, I actually thought someone let off two bombs directly outside my house, I am sure it must of hit the ground not far from me?

 

Worst thunder and lightning I have seen/heard for a long long time, maybe ever ?

[bumfire]

Well there's a missile misnaming but still funny :D

 

However funny that is, and I do think it is teh funneh.

 

It is however fake, it never happened, supposedly, I dunno if its fake or not but I can surmise for myself that it is, but I truly dont know, but word is that it is a genuine fake :)

 

It does make for a good read, well a good read up until the air to ground sidewinders part, had they just said "our defensive system locked onto and jammed your signal" it would of been alot more plausible.

 

But good laugh nonetheless.

 

 

Compare it with this version.

 

 

USMC speeding ticket

 

Top this for a speeding ticket:

 

Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, North of MCAS Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching near the crest of a hill.

 

The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300+ miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and turned off.

 

Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked onto a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location.

 

Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander.

 

Back came a reply in true USMC style:

 

Thank you for the message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, an air to ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment. Fortunately the Highly Trained Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched and your hostile radar was destroyed.

 

Thank you for your concerns.

Edited August 11, 2010 by bumfire

[Namenlos Ein]

Hard-boiled.

[Brit_Radar_Dude]

This "what the **** ?? Oh, its a microphone." picture is amusing the world.

 

 

The music for it has to be "I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky...." :megalol:

 

 

[Grimes]

he can do anything

 

[X-man]

he can do anything

 

LOL! :megalol:

[MoGas]

hahaha :)

[asparagin]

^^ and that was before Starcraft 2 was even released!

 

(hope i got it right with starcraft)

[zakobi]