Avilator Posted April 26, 2011 Posted April 26, 2011 Police test new speed cameras... :thumbup: Such bad photoshopping!:D I only respond to that little mechanical voice that says "Terrain! Terrain! Pull Up! Pull Up!" Who can say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow. -Robert Goddard "A hybrid. A car for enthusiasts of armpit hair and brown rice." -Jeremy Clarkson "I swear by my pretty floral bonet, I will end you." -Mal from Firefly
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Lucas_From_Hell Posted April 27, 2011 Posted April 27, 2011 Maths 101: "Little Johnny got kicked out of class today! The teacher asked him, "if I gave you 20 pounds and you paid 5 to Joanne, 5 to Jane and 5 to Katie, what would you have?" Apparently, "three blowjobs and enough left for a kebab" was the wrong answer." :D
MTFDarkEagle Posted April 27, 2011 Posted April 27, 2011 A forrester is going through the woods, going about his business. All of a sudden he hears a very faint "help! help!" The forrester looks down, and he sees a gnome stuck. The forrestor is a good man, so he frees up the gnome. The gnome dusts himself off, and tells the forrester the following: "Since you have rescueded me, you may do one wish, and it shall be granted." The forrester things for a while, and than comes up with his wish: "My sister lives in America, and I haven't seen her for a while. However, I'm afraid of heights, so can't go by air, and I'm seasick, so I can't go by ship. So my wish is could you create a bridge, from Europe, to America?" The gnome replies: "That's going to be a bit difficult.. Can you come up with something a little easier?" The forrester quickly replies: "Well, in that case I would like a beautifull, smart, clever blond women." The gnome, while frowning, replies: "That brigde ey, did you want that bridge with, or without christmas lights?" :D Lukas - "TIN TIN" - 9th Shrek Air Strike Squadron TIN TIN's Cockpit thread
Bucic Posted April 27, 2011 Posted April 27, 2011 :D The version with "I'd like to truly understand women" is better :P F-5E simpit cockpit dimensions and flight controls Kill the Bloom - shader glow mod Poor audio Doppler effect in DCS [bug] Trees - huge performance hit especially up close
MTFDarkEagle Posted April 27, 2011 Posted April 27, 2011 The version with "I'd like to truly understand women" is better :P There are various versions :) I like this one as well: Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose. They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose. The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down. Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Paddy and Mick survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?" Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year." Lukas - "TIN TIN" - 9th Shrek Air Strike Squadron TIN TIN's Cockpit thread
MTFDarkEagle Posted April 28, 2011 Posted April 28, 2011 An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!' The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?' At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot gun, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him .................... 'You gonna try again.' :thumbup: Lukas - "TIN TIN" - 9th Shrek Air Strike Squadron TIN TIN's Cockpit thread
zakobi Posted April 28, 2011 Posted April 28, 2011 (edited) It's not a roadsign, but russian for "minefield". And at the crew chiefs: **** gang signs. Crew Chiefs can have whole conversations with hand signals. :megalol: Edited April 28, 2011 by zakobi
asparagin Posted April 28, 2011 Posted April 28, 2011 Natalie Portman talking dirty :wub: Spoiler AMD Ryzen 9 5900X, MSI MEG X570 UNIFY (AM4, AMD X570, ATX), Noctua NH-DH14, EVGA GeForce RTX 3070 Ti XC3 ULTRA, Seasonic Focus PX (850W), Kingston HyperX 240GB, Samsung 970 EVO Plus (1000GB, M.2 2280), 32GB G.Skill Trident Z Neo DDR4-3600 DIMM CL16, Cooler Master 932 HAF, Samsung Odyssey G5; 34", Win 10 X64 Pro, Track IR, TM Warthog, TM MFDs, Saitek Pro Flight Rudders
Bucic Posted April 28, 2011 Posted April 28, 2011 Natalie Portman talking dirty :wub: [YOUTUBE]KpMPFGBtE7Q[/YOUTBE] Does anyone know her motives behind taking part in it? :) I mean she couldn't do that just to remind everyone what a load of *p hip-hop is, could she? :P F-5E simpit cockpit dimensions and flight controls Kill the Bloom - shader glow mod Poor audio Doppler effect in DCS [bug] Trees - huge performance hit especially up close
asparagin Posted April 28, 2011 Posted April 28, 2011 Does anyone know her motives behind taking part in it? I think we can exclude money from the list, Irony is "in" these days...could be Anyway, I like it when she tells us, what she needs..:D Spoiler AMD Ryzen 9 5900X, MSI MEG X570 UNIFY (AM4, AMD X570, ATX), Noctua NH-DH14, EVGA GeForce RTX 3070 Ti XC3 ULTRA, Seasonic Focus PX (850W), Kingston HyperX 240GB, Samsung 970 EVO Plus (1000GB, M.2 2280), 32GB G.Skill Trident Z Neo DDR4-3600 DIMM CL16, Cooler Master 932 HAF, Samsung Odyssey G5; 34", Win 10 X64 Pro, Track IR, TM Warthog, TM MFDs, Saitek Pro Flight Rudders
PatriotCFS Posted April 28, 2011 Posted April 28, 2011 Does anyone know her motives behind taking part in it? :) I mean she couldn't do that just to remind everyone what a load of *p hip-hop is, could she? :P LoL no it was on SNL (Saturday Night Live). A comedy show here in the states. :smilewink:
ED Team Glowing_Amraam Posted April 30, 2011 ED Team Posted April 30, 2011 Definitely fake, look at the rocket smoke trail and trajectory... It just doesn`t seem right. Neither does the explosion of the car. The car doesn`t look like it`s being hit by an RPG. The car exploding is real enough, the so called "missile" hitting the car is CG, though crappy CG. Even I can make it look better than that! :D https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgJRhtnqA-67pKmQ3A2GsgA ED youtube channel https://www.facebook.com/glowingamraam My facebook page
159th_Viper Posted April 30, 2011 Posted April 30, 2011 A huge C-5 Galaxy was sitting near where a small plane was waiting to take off. The private pilot got a little nervous because the military plane was closer than normal, and asked the tower to find out the intentions of the C-5. Before the tower could reply, a voice came over the radio as the C-5's nose cargo doors opened, saying, "I'm going to eat you." Novice or Veteran looking for an alternative MP career? Click me to commence your Journey of Pillage and Plunder! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] '....And when I get to Heaven, to St Peter I will tell.... One more Soldier reporting Sir, I've served my time in Hell......'
manfrez01 Posted April 30, 2011 Posted April 30, 2011 Let's Dance¡¡ [sIGPIC]http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/7877/72368977.jpg[/sIGPIC]
MTFDarkEagle Posted April 30, 2011 Posted April 30, 2011 Fixed for ya :) QuQIwHSbmC4 Lukas - "TIN TIN" - 9th Shrek Air Strike Squadron TIN TIN's Cockpit thread
manfrez01 Posted April 30, 2011 Posted April 30, 2011 (edited) Fixed for ya :) QuQIwHSbmC4 F.C 3 is out :D Edited April 30, 2011 by manfrez01 [sIGPIC]http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/7877/72368977.jpg[/sIGPIC]
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