You know when it's time to take a break from DCS A10-C when..

[gmohr]

Riding the elevator after work. At about floor 1.5, turn to the guy next to you and in your best female voice say, 'Pull up. Pull up.' :P

[cichlidfan]

Riding the elevator after work. At about floor 1.5, turn to the guy next to you and in your best female voice say, 'Pull up. Pull up.' :P

 

Nope, that's just scary!:music_whistling:

[snwboardn]

Now when you watch DCS A-10 movies on youtube, instead of eye googling the graphics and thinking about how sweet it will be when you learn to fly it, you can't enjoy them because of the incompetence of the person behind the stick.

[Stuka]

When you are in the middle of something, your GF asking you something, and you reply: Standby two!

[swift]

When you are in the middle of something, your GF asking you something, and you reply: Standby two!

 

Ah GFs... when you got wife you're two and she always fly lead ;)

[arriflex]

........When you hear an ERJ fly over your house and wonder if you forgot to close your cockpit before taking off again.

[BBQ]

... when you leave the gas station and think to yourself, 'well, that was easy.'

[KKR75]

... when you leave the gas station and think to yourself, 'well, that was easy.'

 

LMAO. especially at a full serve station :D

[arriflex]

......when you successfully merge into traffic after a left turn and reach over to "clean up" your car (flaps, gear).

[Nu-NRG]

Ah GFs... when you got wife you're two and she always fly lead ;)

:megalol::helpsmilie:

 

LOL

[docehrenhoefer]

When you are a little disturbed by hearing Bitchin Betty in your kitchen, saying "Pull up, Pull up, Pull up" until you recognize your wife saying "wash up, wash up, wash up" !

[cichlidfan]

:megalol::helpsmilie:

 

LOL

 

Funny and true anywhere in the world!

[docehrenhoefer]

Funny and true anywhere in the world!

 

Oh yeah. And we men carry that burden for a thoroughly cleaned bathroom, a warm meal a day and less than 1% of our lifetime having sex. In which order whatsoever.

[Cedaway]

Smoking a cigarette while upwind, thinking the smoke comes from the 'Avenger' and then releasing the smoke by 2sec bursts... Yes, smoking is not good for health.

[Depth]

Riding the elevator after work. At about floor 1.5, turn to the guy next to you and in your best female voice say, 'Pull up. Pull up.' :P

"Altitude! Altitude!" Then slam the stop button and yell "Warning! Autopilot!"

 

Then when you get down to the lobby look the receptionist dead in the eye and say "Type 3 in effect, advise when ready for nine-line". Then mark her position with orange smoke.

Edited July 18, 2011 by Depth

[sofie_59]

Then when you get down to the lobby look the receptionist dead in the eye and say "Type 3 in effect, advise when ready for nine-line". Then mark her position with orange smoke.

 

That was a good one :thumbup:

[Chrisakky]

Now when you watch DCS A-10 movies on youtube, instead of eye googling the graphics and thinking about how sweet it will be when you learn to fly it, you can't enjoy them because of the incompetence of the person behind the stick.

 

You haven't been watching my video's have you? :D

[Depth]

When you force your wife to say "Viziani, Car 1-1: Cleared for startup" and "Viziani, Car 1-1, cleared for taxi to highway 1-4" every time you get in the car

 

When stuck in slow traffic you drive off the road to find a cliff or a ledge because your weapons are "ground safe"

 

You get a remote for the car stereo attached to the steering wheel and think "this HOTAS layout is awful"

[ivanwfr]

When you start talking like that...

[Rdiehl3]

When your landing a real commerial Jet at night when runway is lit up and you think your landing the A-10C at night in DCS. :doh:

[gmohr]

When your landing a real commerial Jet at night when runway is lit up and you think your landing the A-10C at night in DCS. :doh:

 

Where's my VVI! I can't possibly land this thing without.... :joystick:

[Zakatak]

When looking around feels like TrackIR.

[fzfq3m]

When you buy two Delta ~200CFM@8000RPM (GFB0912DHW or GFB0912DHU

) Dual Fan and attach them to each side of your chair... then you use a microcontroller with USB interface and PWM channels to sync the fans rpm with the DCS A-10C Engines rpm....

 

You can tell to your wifie that the fans are needed to help air conditioning recirculation :-p

Edited July 20, 2011 by fzfq3m
Damn my english sucks

[BKLronin]

When you buy two Delta ~200CFM@8000RPM (GFB0912DHW or GFB0912DHU

) Dual Fan and attach them to each side of your chair... them you use a microcontroller with USB interface and PWM channels to sync the fan speed with the DCS A-10C Engines speed....

 

Great Idea will try that! :D

[PhoenixBvo]

When looking around feels like TrackIR.

 

Well, I actually have that when viewing a moving video. When there's something leaving the screen, I'd try to follow it by moving my head, then I check for the green TrackIR status LED and reach for the HOTAS button to toggle it on!