Succellus Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 The picture is mildly...disturbing. So what ? who of us posting here isn t ? HaF 922, Asus rampage extreme 3 gene, I7 950 with Noctua D14, MSI gtx 460 hawk, G skill 1600 8gb, 1.5 giga samsung HD. Track IR 5, Hall sensed Cougar, Hall sensed TM RCS TM Warthog(2283), TM MFD, Saitek pro combat rudder, Cougar MFD.
STP Dragon Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 (edited) You urinate in 2 second burst, saying guns, guns, guns. Good one! :megalol: When your girlfriend knows what an "A10C" is. :megalol: My girlfriend knows. :megalol: ...when you watch A10 tutorial videos on youtube and continuously move your head left and right to look around. :megalol::megalol: happend to me... :megalol: And I tried to zoom in by the wheel on my throttle. Edited October 20, 2010 by =STP= Dragon Homepage: Spare-Time-Pilots DCS:BlackShark v1.0.2: BLINDSPOTs EditorMod DRAGONs ArmA2-Sounds DRAGONs BS1 TRAININGPACK DRAGONs MISSIONPACK [bS & FC2] DCS:World: TM WARTHOG PROFIL FOR BS2 DRAGONs BS2_TRAININGPACK DRAGONs TRAININGPACK DRAGONs MISSIONPACK
BKLronin Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 My girlfriend knows. :megalol: Mine already has a basic knowledge of the hogs avionics and weapons. And she never saw the cockpit or manual :P ...when you watch A10 tutorial videos on youtube and continuously move your head left and right to look around. I always have that problem watching any Flightsim vids form the CP. :D [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
Steel Jaw Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 The picture is mildly...disturbing. Agreed, perhaps a short banning...? :D (Of him, not me.) "You see, IronHand is my thing" My specs: W10 Pro, I5/11600K o/c to 4800 @1.32v, 64 GB 3200 XML RAM, Red Dragon 7800XT/16GB.
CrashEd Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 (edited) Agreed, perhaps a short banning...? :D (Of him, not me.) Worryingly I've seen that before. It was taken in Ghana around 20 years ago. The 'pilot' is sat in Twin Otter. Edited October 20, 2010 by CrashEd
graywo1fg Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 ......... when your riding your motorcycle and see a cop spotting you with his radar... you look behind you wondering why Chaff and flares are not dispensing because you had the CMD's set to "Semi" ZOMG NOOOOOES!!!! then you start shouting to the car next to you, "I'M DEFENSIVE! SAM AT 12 O'CLOCK!!!" Voice of Jester AI Death From Above =DFA= Squadron Discord - https://discord.gg/deathfromabove http://www.twitch.tv/graywo1f https://www.youtube.com/user/Lonewo1fg
GGTharos Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 Bah, shut off chaff/flare dispensers, leave jammer on AUTO ... [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Reminder: SAM = Speed Bump :D I used to play flight sims like you, but then I took a slammer to the knee - Yoda
graywo1fg Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 (edited) so much for trying to be clever :glare: Edited October 20, 2010 by graywo1fg Voice of Jester AI Death From Above =DFA= Squadron Discord - https://discord.gg/deathfromabove http://www.twitch.tv/graywo1f https://www.youtube.com/user/Lonewo1fg
StrongHarm Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 ......... when your riding your motorcycle and see a cop spotting you with his radar... you look behind you wondering why Chaff and flares are not dispensing because you had the CMD's set to "Semi" ZOMG NOOOOOES!!!! then you start shouting to the car next to you, "I'M DEFENSIVE! SAM AT 12 O'CLOCK!!!" When I was in the Navy I found out that some of the Avionics guys would put chaff in their personal vehicles, in the proper amount/freq to create 55mph. I heard one guy got clocked in a school zone and it back fired on him. It's a good thing that this is Early Access and we've all volunteered to help test and enhance this work in progress... despite the frustrations inherent in the task with even the simplest of software... otherwise people might not understand that this incredibly complex unfinished module is unfinished. /light-hearted sarcasm
Georgio Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 You know when you've been flying too long when you twitch in your sleep to imaginary SAMs coming in....the wife finds this almost as annoying as spending a disproportionate amount time flying in the first place ^^
norm Posted October 21, 2010 Posted October 21, 2010 when a girl is helping you fix up a screwup with another girl by doing some recce, and you tell her that she is "cleared hot"
WynnTTr Posted October 21, 2010 Posted October 21, 2010 When you start thinking like your wife in thinking "So this is what it feels like to sit on a massive cannon."
STP Dragon Posted October 21, 2010 Posted October 21, 2010 When you start thinking like your wife in thinking "So this is what it feels like to sit on a massive cannon." :megalol::megalol: :thumbup: Homepage: Spare-Time-Pilots DCS:BlackShark v1.0.2: BLINDSPOTs EditorMod DRAGONs ArmA2-Sounds DRAGONs BS1 TRAININGPACK DRAGONs MISSIONPACK [bS & FC2] DCS:World: TM WARTHOG PROFIL FOR BS2 DRAGONs BS2_TRAININGPACK DRAGONs TRAININGPACK DRAGONs MISSIONPACK
Hank_Williams Posted October 21, 2010 Posted October 21, 2010 ....when you try to pull back the stick (gearshift lever) as soon as you're going 130 on a motorway.. Sony Vaio VPCF12Z1E Intel® Core™ i7-740QM 8 GB DDR3 @ 1333MHz NVIDIA® GeForce® GT 330M GP (1GB) 22" HP-LP2275w @ 1680x1050
egorter Posted October 21, 2010 Posted October 21, 2010 when you get caught and yelled at reading the manual at work.... Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati Master sergeant shooter sergeant important person of sergeants extreme:gun_rifle:
Whippler Posted October 21, 2010 Posted October 21, 2010 ... when i am trying to steer the car whit the gearshift, thinking it's joystick.
sinelnic Posted October 22, 2010 Posted October 22, 2010 When your financial planning .xls starts to include a "just kidding" sheet, detailing "electricity, rent and pizza delivery" in the expense column, and "nothing" in the income column, with the only purpose of calculating exactly how many more months you need to work to reach the pòint when your savings will allow you to retire to play DCS until you inherit your parents. When you get sad when, after an initial encouraging result, you realize you also need to factor in computer upgrades. Westinghouse W-600 refrigerator - Corona six-pack - Marlboro reds - Patience by Girlfriend "Engineering is the art of modelling materials we do not wholly understand, into shapes we cannot precisely analyse so as to withstand forces we cannot properly assess, in such a way that the public has no reason to suspect the extent of our ignorance." (Dr. A. R. Dykes - British Institution of Structural Engineers, 1976)
muamshai Posted October 22, 2010 Posted October 22, 2010 when you start to think that flying A-10 is better than having sex. This space is available for your advertisement
swift Posted October 22, 2010 Posted October 22, 2010 after registered for years suddenly start posting and even make a lame userbar 1
Panzertard Posted October 22, 2010 Posted October 22, 2010 after registered for years suddenly start posting and even make a lame userbar lol, indeed :D - 2004, and now suddenly 14 new fresh posts. Welcome back :thumbup: The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it's open | The important thing is not to stop questioning
CrashEd Posted October 22, 2010 Posted October 22, 2010 ... When the Vastus Lateralis muscle in your leg goes pop and you have to take horse tranquillisers and go for physio. (no joke, this happened to me this week after a rather severe right hand coordinated turn into Batumi! Not good :()
dane48 Posted October 22, 2010 Posted October 22, 2010 When you wake up in the middle of the night and turn on your computer, just to read the new posts. "To most people, the sky is the limit. To those who love aviation, the sky is home."-----anonymous
Steel Jaw Posted October 22, 2010 Posted October 22, 2010 when you start to think that flying A-10 is better than having sex. It is. "You see, IronHand is my thing" My specs: W10 Pro, I5/11600K o/c to 4800 @1.32v, 64 GB 3200 XML RAM, Red Dragon 7800XT/16GB.
Shake3000 Posted October 22, 2010 Posted October 22, 2010 ...use the seat adjust switch while trying to close your car window.
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