A reporter wants to an article on a "shepherd's life". So he goes to the mountains and lives a couple of days with the shepherds.
One evening he asks out of curiosity:
R: "You don't seem to have women around here, when you have needs, what do you do?"
S: "What do you think - we take a sheep.."
R: "..and how is it..?"
S: " go and try for yourself.."
The reporter decides to go for it and goes to the sheep, after the job is done, he comes back, but all shepherds are laughing like crazy..
R: " What? Dis I do some wrong?"
...
S: " You picked the UGLIEST!!!"