Loz Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 "Yo Man. I've been trying to bomb your bridge here but I've lost my Warthog" :music_whistling: 5 i9 9900x at 5.1 Ghz // ASUS ROG Maximus XI Formula EK Bloc // 64Gb Corsair Vengence 3600Mhz DDR4 Ram // Gigabyte Aorus 3090 Watercooled block//Samsung SM951 M2 x4 SSD // Windows 10 64 Bit //48inch LG48 @ 3840x2160 120Hz//Asus ROG Swift PG35VQ 3440 x 14440 144Hz // TM Warthog HOTAS (Ser. No. 00836) //MFG Crosswind Pedals // TrackIR 5 //Varjo Aero An old pilot is one who remembers when flying was dangerous and sex was safe. My YouTube DCS World Four Screen Videos
egorter Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 :megalol: Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati Master sergeant shooter sergeant important person of sergeants extreme:gun_rifle:
Slammin Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 LOL! How many tries did that take you? Abit IN9 32x MAX- Kentsfield QX6700 @3520 1.5 vcore watercooled D-Tek Fuzion/PA-160/MCR120/2x MCP655 2x2GB G-Skill 1066 5-5-5-15 2T@1.9vdimm 2x EVGA 580GTX 1.5GB SLI 2x 74GB Sata Raptor Raid0 2x 320GB Hitachi Sata II X-FI Elite Pro Dell U3011 Lian Li V2100B Corsair HX1000
BiPod Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 :megalol: I thought the general rule was to never eject over a target you just bombed. Don't forget, you just killed several mates of the people who are now holding you prisoner. The Geneva convention has its limits.
Loz Posted March 10, 2011 Author Posted March 10, 2011 LOL! How many tries did that take you? No only one but a lot of walking at accelerated sim speed. LOL As for Geneva Convention. I really only gave him my name and number. :pilotfly: i9 9900x at 5.1 Ghz // ASUS ROG Maximus XI Formula EK Bloc // 64Gb Corsair Vengence 3600Mhz DDR4 Ram // Gigabyte Aorus 3090 Watercooled block//Samsung SM951 M2 x4 SSD // Windows 10 64 Bit //48inch LG48 @ 3840x2160 120Hz//Asus ROG Swift PG35VQ 3440 x 14440 144Hz // TM Warthog HOTAS (Ser. No. 00836) //MFG Crosswind Pedals // TrackIR 5 //Varjo Aero An old pilot is one who remembers when flying was dangerous and sex was safe. My YouTube DCS World Four Screen Videos
Conure Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 He has a confused look on his face too! Brilliant :D Intel i7 6700k, Asus GTX1070, 16gb DDR4 @ 3200mhz, CH Fighterstick, CH Pro Throttle, CH Pro Rudder Pedals, Samsung Evo 850 SSD @ 500GB * 2, TrackIR 5 and 27" monitor running at 2560 * 1440, Windows 10.
BiPod Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 As for Geneva Convention. I really only gave him my name and number. :pilotfly: Ahem.......Errr......is that what you are planning to tell the courtmarshal when you get back? Rumour has it you also gave them valuable target information!;)
egorter Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 I don't have any rubles will ya take a candy bar and some condoms?:lol: :music_whistling::lol::joystick: Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati Master sergeant shooter sergeant important person of sergeants extreme:gun_rifle:
aaron886 Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 Yo Dawg... I herd yo like hawgs with yo bridge dawg so i got yo a hawg to blow up yo bridge dawg.
egorter Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 xibit ftw! Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati Master sergeant shooter sergeant important person of sergeants extreme:gun_rifle:
Loz Posted March 10, 2011 Author Posted March 10, 2011 I herd yo like hawgs with yo bridge dawg so i got yo a hawg to blow up yo bridge dawg. LOL I speak the Queens English don't you know. (I was trying to sound American. OOOps ) :lol: i9 9900x at 5.1 Ghz // ASUS ROG Maximus XI Formula EK Bloc // 64Gb Corsair Vengence 3600Mhz DDR4 Ram // Gigabyte Aorus 3090 Watercooled block//Samsung SM951 M2 x4 SSD // Windows 10 64 Bit //48inch LG48 @ 3840x2160 120Hz//Asus ROG Swift PG35VQ 3440 x 14440 144Hz // TM Warthog HOTAS (Ser. No. 00836) //MFG Crosswind Pedals // TrackIR 5 //Varjo Aero An old pilot is one who remembers when flying was dangerous and sex was safe. My YouTube DCS World Four Screen Videos
S77th-konkussion Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 hee hee... this might be a "submit your caption" photo.. [sIGPIC]http://forums.eagle.ru/attachment.php?attachmentid=43337&d=1287169113[/sIGPIC]
xjiks Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 "Could you please direct me the nearest Air Force base ?" :megalol: L'important n'est pas de tuer, mais de survivre. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] if you read this you are too curious
andysim Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 "my hog ran outta gas, do you know if theres anywhere round here to fill up?"
159th_Viper Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 Now for some reason I fit in the army like one of them round pegs. It’s not really hard. You just make your bed real neat and remember to stand up straight and always answer every question with “Yes, Drill Sergeant”. FG Novice or Veteran looking for an alternative MP career? Click me to commence your Journey of Pillage and Plunder! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] '....And when I get to Heaven, to St Peter I will tell.... One more Soldier reporting Sir, I've served my time in Hell......'
Mirtma Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 That's really good one! Gigabyte Z490 Gaming X | i5 10600K@4700 | 32 Gb DDR4 @ 3200Mhz | Gigabyte Aorus GeForce GTX 1080 Ti 11G | MONITOR IIYAMA 24,5" LED LCD @ 1920 x 1080 | Windows 11 | Saitek X-55 Rhino | TrackIR 5 Pro
egorter Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 ^ l :lol: Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati Master sergeant shooter sergeant important person of sergeants extreme:gun_rifle:
Zenra Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 Good one, LordWolf :megalol: Zenra Intel i7 930 2.8GHz; ATI HD5850 1GB; 1TB Serial ATA-II; 12GB DDR3-1333; 24 x DL DVD+/-RW Drive; 800W PSU; Win7-64; TM Warthog HOTAS
BiPod Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 :music_whistling: Soldier "Let me see your identification" Pilot "You don't need to see my identification" Soldier "I don't need to see your identification" Pilot "I'm not the pilot you are looking for" Soldier "You're not the pilot we are looking for" Pilot "I can go about my business" Soldier "You can go about your business" Pilot "Move along" Soldier "Move along...move along" 3
Loz Posted March 10, 2011 Author Posted March 10, 2011 I'm allowed a second go! "No It's true! I'm on the way to a fancy dress party in town." :doh: i9 9900x at 5.1 Ghz // ASUS ROG Maximus XI Formula EK Bloc // 64Gb Corsair Vengence 3600Mhz DDR4 Ram // Gigabyte Aorus 3090 Watercooled block//Samsung SM951 M2 x4 SSD // Windows 10 64 Bit //48inch LG48 @ 3840x2160 120Hz//Asus ROG Swift PG35VQ 3440 x 14440 144Hz // TM Warthog HOTAS (Ser. No. 00836) //MFG Crosswind Pedals // TrackIR 5 //Varjo Aero An old pilot is one who remembers when flying was dangerous and sex was safe. My YouTube DCS World Four Screen Videos
ilikepie Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 " An A10 ya say......? Nope haven't seen one....." Action After Contemplation
Succellus Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 Pilot:" Do you like my mock up, for the governo dress party ?" Soldier: Not bad, turn around. Hey nice uniform, OMG where did you got that patch ? i m seeking one it been 2 years, but i can t find one even on e-bay" Pilot: "Well we could trade them you know, nobody will know the diference anyway" Soldier: "Thank you!!! Go along and send the governor the regards from the (insert ID) unit, with us around here he s safe"... HaF 922, Asus rampage extreme 3 gene, I7 950 with Noctua D14, MSI gtx 460 hawk, G skill 1600 8gb, 1.5 giga samsung HD. Track IR 5, Hall sensed Cougar, Hall sensed TM RCS TM Warthog(2283), TM MFD, Saitek pro combat rudder, Cougar MFD.
104th_Crunch Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 Pilot: "Yo, hook a brother up?" Soldier: "Be cool man. Don't be a heat score."
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