Slap_Chop Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy and I've had both. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffin Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 "like having an argument with a woman" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffin Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Allright... who of us is gonna confess? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
159th_Viper Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 So.........You wanna know why the Fight started? Here's why the Fight started: One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started.... ________________________________ My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..' So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started... ________________________________ I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when the fight started..... _______________________________ My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since." "My Goodness!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And then the fight started... ______________________________ My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust." And then the fight started.. ________________________________ Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?" And that's how the fight started... _______________________________ My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds." I bought her a bathroom scale. And then the fight started...... ______________________________ After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.' And then the fight started... ________________________________ My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect." And then the fight started........ ________________________________ I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!' So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?' That's how the fight started. Novice or Veteran looking for an alternative MP career? Click me to commence your Journey of Pillage and Plunder! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] '....And when I get to Heaven, to St Peter I will tell.... One more Soldier reporting Sir, I've served my time in Hell......' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laud Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Excellent stuff Viper!!! :) [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Asus ROG STRIX Z390-F Gaming, Intel Core i7 9700k , 32gb Corsair DDR4-3200 Asus RTX 2070 super, Samsung 970 EVO Plus M2, Win10 64bit, Acer XZ321QU (WQHD) TM HOTAS Warthog, SAITEK Rudder Pedals, TIR 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swift Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 ^^ Insert your favorite meme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmer Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 The pilot had his on his HUD: She did not.........:D [sIGPIC]http://www.fulltimepilots.nl/Sigs/LLTM2014.jpg[/sIGPIC] http://www.fulltimepilots.nl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 People should not use Photoshop unless they know how to use "Your" and "You're" properly. In the case of this pic - FAIL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monotwix Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 (edited) Yes the flight manual says the ‘e’ short for 'he' will disappear from the HUD on short notice when out of fuel. An example: UV mapped and unwrapped for you to see, pls don't forget to read. Edited January 31, 2013 by monotwix I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NBEagle Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Who knows the arrow was set correctly in this direction? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invader ZIM Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 LOL, is there anything Photoshop can't do?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leafer Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 People should not use Photoshop unless they know how to use "Your" and "You're" properly. In the case of this pic - FAIL. :D ED have been taking my money since 1995. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swift Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 It's a Trap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeFall Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 bvCfzv-NA6k :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmer Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 (edited) People should not use Photoshop unless they know how to use "Your" and "You're" properly. In the case of this pic - FAIL. Exactly.........:D This way, its better , right? Edited February 4, 2013 by Emmer [sIGPIC]http://www.fulltimepilots.nl/Sigs/LLTM2014.jpg[/sIGPIC] http://www.fulltimepilots.nl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustang Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmer Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 [sIGPIC]http://www.fulltimepilots.nl/Sigs/LLTM2014.jpg[/sIGPIC] http://www.fulltimepilots.nl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egorter Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 (edited) Iran.... http://arstechnica.com/business/2013/02/world-trembles-in-confusion-andor-fear-at-irans-fiberglass-airplane/#image-1:doh: Edited February 5, 2013 by egorter mistake in url Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati Master sergeant shooter sergeant important person of sergeants extreme:gun_rifle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirk the Jerk Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 I've seen better home built cockpits on this forum! http://arstechnica.com/business/2013/02/world-trembles-in-confusion-andor-fear-at-irans-fiberglass-airplane/#image-10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monotwix Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 The new inventions can save the enerrgy. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Namenlos Ein Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty_M Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 awwww they got it the wrong way round. The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine! http://www.twitch.tv/rusty_the_robot https://www.youtube.com/user/RustyRobotGaming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leafer Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Don't fly naked... ok. I dont get it. Help me out here, guys. ED have been taking my money since 1995. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobek Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Don't fly naked... ok. I dont get it. Help me out here, guys. I think they mean naked in the sense of without knowledge of no-fly zones. It's a trap, i mean, a pun. ;) Good, fast, cheap. Choose any two. Come let's eat grandpa! Use punctuation, save lives! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asparagin Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 The new inventions can save the enerrgy. It´s fake. I tried it, but the bulb stays on only for 3 hours.. Spoiler AMD Ryzen 9 5900X, MSI MEG X570 UNIFY (AM4, AMD X570, ATX), Noctua NH-DH14, EVGA GeForce RTX 3070 Ti XC3 ULTRA, Seasonic Focus PX (850W), Kingston HyperX 240GB, Samsung 970 EVO Plus (1000GB, M.2 2280), 32GB G.Skill Trident Z Neo DDR4-3600 DIMM CL16, Cooler Master 932 HAF, Samsung Odyssey G5; 34", Win 10 X64 Pro, Track IR, TM Warthog, TM MFDs, Saitek Pro Flight Rudders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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