Nervod Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Funny and DCS related :pilotfly: *Profamity warning* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yurgon Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Have you guys ever seen this? Man, I love this! Except for the fact that he's talking total gibberish, he is indeed funny as hell. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxe Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NRG-Vampire Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Have you guys ever seen this? Man, I love this! :thumbup: OMG :D this was hilarious ▲ :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 "Blyat Naaaaa" - Izlom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUMAR Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Brace for impact.. Just kidding :) [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Реальные хотелки к ЛО3 по Су-25 в основном... ASRock PG9, i-5 9600KF, MSI 2080Ti, 32GB 3466 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucic Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 (edited) David Blaine Street Magic: Part 1 #myTube Edited November 11, 2016 by Bucic https://akaagar.github.io/briefing-room-for-dcs/ F-5E simpit project https://forum.dcs.world/topic/318106-f-5e-simpit-cockpit-dimensions-and-flight-controls/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTJS17_Fire Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 Hardware: Intel i5 4670K | Zalman NPS9900MAX | GeIL 16GB @1333MHz | Asrock Z97 Pro4 | Sapphire Radeon R9 380X Nitro | Samsung SSDs 840 series 120GB & 250 GB | Samsung HD204UI 2TB | be quiet! Pure Power 530W | Aerocool RS-9 Devil Red | Samsung SyncMaster SA350 24" + ASUS VE198S 19" | Saitek X52 | TrackIR 5 | Thrustmaster MFD Cougar | Speedlink Darksky LED | Razor Diamondback | Razor X-Mat Control | SoundBlaster Tactic 3D Rage ### Software: Windows 10 Pro 64Bit [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yurgon Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Once you've done this, make a note of how old they were. Then, when their age reaches double that, show them this chart again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grantt Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Rules of dating a Drill Instructors daughter Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early." Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better. Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. On issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine. I really feel for the poor guy who date this girl..... quite hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxe Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitormouraa Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 SplashOneGaming Discord https://splashonegaming.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxe Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwd2 Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Playing: F-16C Intel i7-13700KF, 64GB DDR5 @5600MHz, RTX 4080 ZOTAC Trinity, WIN 11 64Bit Prof. Squadron "Serious Uglies" / Discord-Server: https://discord.gg/2WccwBh Ghost0815 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heli Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 "No, no, no! Paddy, look at the bloody camera, not at me! The audience is behind the lens" - “does my head look, I don’t know, big…in this? - no, no, you’re fine. - “it just feels a bit bulky” - not at all! - “couldn’t we get a bigger gun?” - just put it nearer the camera, it’ll look bigger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mvsgas Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 To whom it may concern, I am an idiot, unfortunately for the world, I have a internet connection and a fondness for beer....apologies for that. Thank you for you patience. Many people don't want the truth, they want constant reassurance that whatever misconception/fallacies they believe in are true.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucic Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Steve Hughes standup :D https://akaagar.github.io/briefing-room-for-dcs/ F-5E simpit project https://forum.dcs.world/topic/318106-f-5e-simpit-cockpit-dimensions-and-flight-controls/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heli Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heli Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenovia Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slap_Chop Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 how is prangent formed I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy and I've had both. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yurgon Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Machine Gun Jetpack Is it possible to build a jetpack using downward firing machine guns? [...] Here's my favorite part: The GAU-8 Avenger fires up to sixty one-pound bullets a second. It produces almost five tons of recoil force, which is crazy considering that it’s mounted in a type of plane (the A-10 “Warthog”) whose two engines produce only four tons of thrust each. If you put two of them in one aircraft, and fired both guns forward while opening up the throttle, the guns would win and you’d accelerate backward. To put it another way: If I mounted a GAU-8 on my car, put the car in neutral, and started firing backward from a standstill, I would be breaking the interstate speed limit in less than three seconds. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enzarouu Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFsTpdXLiZg Dont jump! Hey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emu Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomOnSteam Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 (edited) What an absolute bogan loser. Running around with a knife thinking he's rambo :doh: What he did was completely illegal (yeah we had to make it illegal, because apparently there are so many of these idiots in Australia that it had to be legislated). It's being investigated by the RSPCA, I hope they make an example of him. EDIT: oh wow this "gentleman" is a zookeeper.....hopefully he doesn't punch the animals in the zoo like this. Edited December 9, 2016 by TomOnSteam --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cockpit Spectator Mode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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