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Don't panic! :D

 

ESA astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti reads from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" :thumbup:

 

(It was uploaded on Towel Day, which I kinda missed, but you know the old saying, better late than never ;))

Posted (edited)

End the War on Drugs

 

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it ...to the rancher. "See this flippin' badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!"

 

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores...

 

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs -

 

"Your badge!, SHOW HIM YOUR FLIPPIN' BADGE!!"

Edited by Wolf Rider

City Hall is easier to fight, than a boys' club - an observation :P

"Resort is had to ridicule only when reason is against us." - Jefferson

"Give a group of potheads a bunch of weed and nothing to smoke out of, and they'll quickly turn into engineers... its simply amazing."

EVGA X99 FTW, EVGA GTX980Ti FTW, i7 5930K, 16Gb Corsair Dominator 2666Hz, Windows 7 Ultimate 64Bit, Intel 520 SSD x 2, Samsung PX2370 monitor and all the other toys

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"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar"

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City Hall is easier to fight, than a boys' club - an observation :P

"Resort is had to ridicule only when reason is against us." - Jefferson

"Give a group of potheads a bunch of weed and nothing to smoke out of, and they'll quickly turn into engineers... its simply amazing."

EVGA X99 FTW, EVGA GTX980Ti FTW, i7 5930K, 16Gb Corsair Dominator 2666Hz, Windows 7 Ultimate 64Bit, Intel 520 SSD x 2, Samsung PX2370 monitor and all the other toys

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"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar"

Posted
ToPRDDPN4xg

 

:lol::lol::lol: Thanks M8 - made my morning:lol::lol::lol:

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Haha, nice! Took me a while to notice what was in the picture :lol:

Link to my Imgur screenshots and motto

 

http://imgur.com/a/Gt7dF

One day in DCS... Vipers will fly along side Tomcats... Bugs with Superbugs, Tiffy's with Tornado's, Fulcrums with Flankers and Mirage with Rafales...

:)The Future of DCS is a bright one:)

 

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted (edited)

;)

 

Maturity and great wisdom is to have the distance to himself :)

 

 

*self-censorship*

Edited by =Pedro=
playing with fire ;)

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Posted (edited)

I really didnt know where I should post that so:

 

30mm Gau8

 

$_57.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Military-Issue-30mm-30-x-173-Dummy-Training-Round-Lot-of-2-PGU-16-B-Wart-Hog-/361327201568?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5420c78d20

 

its also Listed for charity :D

 

Whos interested in one of those its your turn ;)

Edited by Griffon26

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Never parachute into an area you've just bombed

You never have too much fuel, unless you burn.

Posted

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:)

City Hall is easier to fight, than a boys' club - an observation :P

"Resort is had to ridicule only when reason is against us." - Jefferson

"Give a group of potheads a bunch of weed and nothing to smoke out of, and they'll quickly turn into engineers... its simply amazing."

EVGA X99 FTW, EVGA GTX980Ti FTW, i7 5930K, 16Gb Corsair Dominator 2666Hz, Windows 7 Ultimate 64Bit, Intel 520 SSD x 2, Samsung PX2370 monitor and all the other toys

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"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar"

Posted

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City Hall is easier to fight, than a boys' club - an observation :P

"Resort is had to ridicule only when reason is against us." - Jefferson

"Give a group of potheads a bunch of weed and nothing to smoke out of, and they'll quickly turn into engineers... its simply amazing."

EVGA X99 FTW, EVGA GTX980Ti FTW, i7 5930K, 16Gb Corsair Dominator 2666Hz, Windows 7 Ultimate 64Bit, Intel 520 SSD x 2, Samsung PX2370 monitor and all the other toys

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"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar"

Posted (edited)

Yeah, making someone believe they're in mortal danger and witnessing people die, that's [...] hilarious... except it isn't.

Edited by sobek
strong language
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