Funny stuff ?!!

[hassata]

Unbelievable.

[Dutch]

Dirty language warning

 

[Kuky]

this one is a retard...

 

 

The fact that someone actually had an idea for this and spent money on machinery, printing, materials etc to make this crap, then someone actually buys it?

 

So this is not actually funny but really sad /shaking head in disbelief :disgust:

Edited January 29, 2011 by Kuky

[Bucic]

The fact that someone actually had an idea for this and spent money on machinery, printing, materials etc to make this crap, then someone actually buys it?

 

So this is not actually funny but really sad /shaking head in disbelief :disgust:

And what was just about to be a negative rep has rapidly become a + rep :D

[Bucic]

[MasterZelgadis]

Why a retard? I think it was an absolutely good idea. When I ask "What dou you want for christmas/birthday" I also get the answer "oohh...uuhhmm...nothing"

I wouldn't buy it, I would have made a "nothing" by myself, but I think it's actually a very fitting gift for a person that already has everything

[159th_Viper]

Shooting yourself in the Foot!

 

Here are some ingenious ways to shoot yourself in the foot. Ladies and Gentlemen, please choose your weapon:

 

370 JCL

You send your foot down to MIS with a 4000-page document explaining how you want it to be shot. Three years later, your foot comes back deep-fried.

 

Ada

After correctly packaging your foot, you attempt to concurrently load the gun, pull the trigger, scream, and shoot yourself in the foot. When you try, however, you discover that your foot is of the wrong type.

 

Algol

You shoot yourself in the foot with a musket. The musket is aesthetically fascinating and the wound baffles the adolescent medic in the emergency room.

 

APL

You shoot yourself in the foot, then spend all day figuring out how to do it in fewer characters.

 

Apple

We'll let you shoot yourself, but it'll cost you a bundle.

 

ASP.NET

Find a gun, it falls apart. Put it back together, it falls apart again. You try using the .GUN Framework, it falls apart. You stab yourself in the foot instead.

 

Assembly

You try to shoot yourself in the foot only to discover you must first reinvent the gun, the bullet, and your foot. After that's done, you pull the trigger, the gun beeps several times, then crashes.

 

Brain****

Just looking at the gun gives you a migrane, so forget about actually shooting it.

 

BASIC

Shoot yourself in the foot with a water pistol. On big systems, continue until entire lower body is waterlogged.

 

C

You try to shoot yourself in the foot, but find out the the gun is actually a howitzer cannon.

 

C++

You accidentally create a dozen clones of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Emergency medical assistance is impossible since you can't tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and saying, "That's me, over there."

 

COBOL

Using a COLT 45 HANDGUN, AIM gun at LEG.FOOT, THEN place ARM.HAND.FINGER. on HANDGUN.TRIGGER and SQUEEZE. THEN return HANDGUN to HOLSTER. CHECK whether shoelace needs to be retied.

 

COMAL

draw_pistol

aim_at_foot(left)

pull_trigger

hop(swearing)

 

Concurrent Euclid

You shoot yourself in somebody else's foot.

 

Cray

I knew you were going to shoot yourself in the foot.

 

csh

After searching the manual until your foot falls asleep, you shoot the computer and switch to C.

 

CSS

You shoot your right foot with one hand, then switch hands to shoot your left foot but you realize that the gun has turned into a banana.

 

dBase

You buy a gun. Bullets are only available from another company and are promised to work so you buy them. Then you find out that the next version of the gun is the one that is scheduled to actually shoot bullets.

 

DOS Batch

You aim the gun at your foot and pull the trigger, but only a weak gust of warm air hits your foot.

 

Eiffel

You create a GUN object, two FOOT objects and a BULLET object. The GUN passes both the FOOT objects a reference to the BULLET. The FOOT objects increment their hole counts and forget about the BULLET. A little demon then drives a garbage truck over your feet and grabs the bullet (both of it) on the way.

 

English

You put your foot in your mouth, then bite it off.

(For those who don't know, English is a McDonnell Douglas/PICK query language which allegedly requires 110% of system resources to run happily)

 

Forth

Foot in yourself shoot.

 

FORTRAN

You shoot yourself in each toe, iteratively, until you run out of toes, then you read in the next foot and repeat. If you run out of bullets, you continue anyway because you have no exception-handling ability.

 

FTP

% ftp lower-body.me.org

ftp> cd /foot

ftp> put bullets

 

Hewlett-Packard

You can use this machine-gun to shoot yourself in the foot, but the firing pin is broken.

 

HTML

<a target="http://body/lower-half/leg/foot.appendage"> Shoot here </a>

 

HyperTalk

Put the first bullet of the gun into the foot of the left leg of you.

Answer the result.

 

IBM

You insert a clip into the gun, wait half an hour, and it goes off in random directions. If a bullet hits your foot, you're lucky.

 

Internet

You put your foot in your mouth, shoot it, then spam the bullet so that everybody gets shot in the foot.

 

Java

After importing java.awt.right.foot.* and java.awt.gun.right.hand.*, and writing the classes and methods of those classes needed, you've forgotten what the hell you're doing.

 

JavaScript

You've perfected a robust, rich user experience for shooting yourself in the foot. You then find that bullets are disabled on your gun.

 

LISP

You shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which

you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which

you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which

you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which

you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds...

 

Machine Language

Before you can shoot yourself in the foot you must disassemble the gun at the atomic level and then reassemble it. After you do this, you find that the bullets require a special operator so the gun doesn't work.

 

Microsoft

Object "Foot" will be included in the next release. You can upgrade for $500.

 

Modula-2

After realizing that you can't actually accomplish anything in this language, you shoot yourself in the head.

 

Motif

You spend days writing a UIL description of your foot, the trajectory, the bullet, and the intricate scrollwork on the ivory handles of the gun. When you finally get around to pulling the trigger, the gun jams.

 

NeXT

We don't sell guns anymore, just ammunition.

 

Paradox

Not only can you shoot yourself in the foot, your users can too.

 

Pascal

The compiler won't let you shoot yourself in the foot.

 

Perl

You shoot yourself in the foot, but nobody can understand how you did it. Six months later, neither can you.

 

PHP

You shoot yourself in the foot with a gun made with pieces from 300 other guns.

 

PL/I

You discover 6,752 different guns for shooting yourself in the foot. Before you can decide which one to use, you starve to death.

 

Postscript

It takes the bullet ten minutes to travel from the gun to your foot, by which time you're long since gone out to lunch. The text comes out great, though.

 

Prolog

You tell your program you want to be shot in the foot. The program figures out how to do it, but the syntax doesn't allow it to explain.

 

Python

You try to shoot yourself in the foot but you just keep hitting the whitespace between your toes.

 

Revelation

You'll be able to shoot yourself in the foot just as soon as you figure out what all these bullets are for.

 

RPG

First you define your gun, bullet, and firing pin. Then, you define your foot, toes, and toenails. Then, you open chamber and load the gun. Then, you cock it. Now you're finally ready to shoot yourself in the foot.

 

Ruby

Your foot is ready to be shot in roughly five minutes, but you just can't find anywhere to shoot it.

 

Smalltalk, Actor, et al

After playing with the graphics for 3 weeks, the programming manager shoots you in the head.

 

SNOBOL

If you succeed, shoot yourself in the left foot.

If you fail, shoot yourself in the right foot.

 

SQL

SELECT @ammo:=bullet FROM gun WHERE trigger = 'PULLED';

INSERT INTO leg (foot) VALUES (@ammo);

 

UNIX

% ls

foot.c foot.h foot.o toe.c toe.o

% rm * .o

rm: .o: No such file or directory

% ls

%

 

Visual BASIC

You'll shoot yourself in the foot, but you'll have so much fun doing it that you won't care.

 

Visual BASIC.NET

You spend a fortune on a high-powered, self-cleaning, self-aiming, automatic handgun with unlimited ammo, only to realize it takes a year to pull the trigger.

 

Visual FoxPro

You mock other sharpshooters for not being able to shoot both feet at once, but when you try to do it yourself you realize that you can't properly handle the Microsoft.gun ActiveX.

 

VMS

%SYS-F-FTSHT, foot shot

(fifty lines of traceback omitted)

 

XBase

Shooting yourself is no problem. If you want to shoot yourself in the foot, you'll have to use Clipper.

[monotwix]

As Administrator I’d plug em into Lua run away for a bit.

[celticcoho]

Here are some ingenious ways to shoot yourself in the foot. Ladies and Gentlemen, please choose your weapon:

 

 

XBase

Shooting yourself is no problem. If you want to shoot yourself in the foot, you'll have to use Clipper.

 

You Did mean the CLAPPER?? at full Auto??? HmmmLMAO:helpsmilie:

[Boberro]

this one is a retard...

 

 

The fact that someone actually had an idea for this and spent money on machinery, printing, materials etc to make this crap, then someone actually buys it?

 

So this is not actually funny but really sad /shaking head in disbelief :disgust:

 

It's just business :) Nothing is wrong if you have idea which gains you money, moreover this doesn't hurt anyone in production process. Everything is fine :)

 

Besides it doesn't change fact someone must be really moron to buy something like this, but it seems it was profitable anyway lol.

 

 

I see you've meet my x-wife :D

 

And mower's current wife..

 

LOL guys :D

Edited January 30, 2011 by Boberro

[Bucic]

As my professor used to say "Thinking is the future... but only fast thinking" ;)

beer commercial smartest man alive

[hassata]

That Navy stripper looked like he was booked for an ass-pirates' party (apologies to any homosexuals out there-just a joke term).

[hitman]

[Grimes]

[hassata]

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Edited January 31, 2011 by hassata

[Mustang]

Best bus driving game ever :)

 

 

and it's sequel

 

[Peyoteros]

I think it damaged my brain... or something

[Bucic]

I think it damaged my brain... or something

+1

:huh:

[zakobi]

[zakobi]

[egorter]

SERGEANT OF THE MASTER SERGEANTS MOST IMPORTANT PERSON OF EXTREME SERGEANTS TO THE MAX

[joey45]

Best bus driving game ever :)

 

 

and it's sequel

 

 

That tune is beyond brain damaged ...

[Mustang]

Vent rapage: Brokeback Mountain (warning, some strong language)

 

[Grimes]

[LordWolf]

I want this on my A10c! It includes auto aim and parachute jettison!