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When, after laying some math on an excel table, you start weithing the possibility to ditch your girlfriend/boyfriend because you can get another later but you can t get the TM warthog quick enought.

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You'd rather wet yourself then pause the sim.... Cause real hog pilots can't pause real life..

The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance.

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use the seat adjust switch while sitting on the toilet, doing your business.

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You're at ANOTHER.free scotch event at a 5star Vegas event and you're STILL dreaming about flying your hog.

It's a good thing that this is Early Access and we've all volunteered to help test and enhance this work in progress... despite the frustrations inherent in the task with even the simplest of software... otherwise people might not understand that this incredibly complex unfinished module is unfinished. /light-hearted sarcasm

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You procure a real live warthog and glue used toilet paper rolls on it's rump then you attempted to pilot the beats only to find yourself gored because hogs don't like anything glued to they're hind quarters and they certainly don't like to be ridden.....wait,...what was the topic again? And was that relevant to said topic?

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  • 2 weeks later...
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Your boss tells you off for doing something wrong and you spend the rest of that day wondering what he would look like though a Lightning II pod.

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You begin contemplating creating a beta changelog to "keep track of things"

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When you are in class being lectured about the Holocaust and the Nazi terror state whilst reading this and desperately trying to keep a straight face.

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1. You can't feel your legs.

 

2. Your licking the barbaque sauce off your shirt from 2 days ago as a form of substance.

 

3. Your wife starts to introduce her new boyfriend but you say hang on I've just spoted an enemy tank column.

 

4. ?

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Oh god! the infinite loop begins again.

 

You know you play too much when you realize that the exciting fun weekend with a girl will mean NO A-10C

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Or you sleep in your flight Sim chair, Sim still running...lol Then you wake up and invite friends who have never been to your house, to see the a10-c.

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  • 3 weeks later...
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Oh god! the infinite loop begins again.

 

You know you play too much when you realize that the exciting fun weekend with a girl will mean NO A-10C

 

Girls...meh, leave me alone to fly my Hawg online.

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When you forget to pay the electric bill and the power goes off while you're in the final approach after a 3 hour mission

 

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  • 1 month later...
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-When I search the EO on switch on my cars dashboard because that slow driving bugger in the car in front of me has to be wiped out with a mav.

-when my wife tells me come to bed and i start to look for the nvg

-well - errrm - you call precontact just before accomplishing your duties as a husband...

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......... when your riding your motorcycle and see a cop spotting you with his radar... you look behind you wondering why Chaff and flares are not dispensing because you had the CMD's set to "Semi" ZOMG NOOOOOES!!!! then you start shouting to the car next to you, "I'M DEFENSIVE! SAM AT 12 O'CLOCK!!!"

 

Just call in to request SEAD support- You can hook his location to the nearest HARM bearing aircraft..

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Hey, why didnt I think of that, I think I'll try it out.

 

i have been thinking this :D. theres a muticolor led light, that goes to the default lightbulb soccet and its color and strobe.. are controllet whit a small remote :D 20€.. maybe i should get it...

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