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Honest - I kinda like them!

 

I agree. I just wish my knitting expert aunt was still around so I could make the request, just to see the expression on her face. :lol:

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Too funny! :lol:

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This is a must see..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhK5lY1Phm8&feature=relmfu

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Posted

I am a Pilot I am.......or am I?

 

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of a coffee.

 

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,

 

Are you a real pilot?

 

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... Flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

 

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

 

The two sat sipping in silence.

 

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"

 

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

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Posted

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaa

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Posted
fight fight fight...

 

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Walk like an egyptian ? :D

 

 

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

 

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral...

 

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HAVE A BANDIT DAY !

 

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Posted
Obama Loses His SH*t

 

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Posted

2 hunters walk through the forest.

 

Suddenly one of them grabs his chest, slumps down to the floor and remains trembling on the ground. The second hunter panics a moment, then kneels down to check for livesigns - no pulse.

 

So he grabs his cellphone and calls 911.

 

"Hello, can you hear me? My friend just collapsed. I think he's dead."

 

"Ok, now don't panic. I'm with you, I'll talk you through."

 

"Ok. What do you want me to do?"

 

"First, you need to assure yourself, that he's really dead."

 

A loud bang shatters through the phone. "Ok, what's next?"

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Posted (edited)

hahhaha

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Edited by joey45

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Posted

Watch this...the part from 07:05 could have been me trying to build my homepit :megalol:

 

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Posted
Watch this...the part from 07:05 could have been me trying to build my homepit :megalol:

 

Yep, I'm a measure twice, cut once, then go get new board, kind of guy. :D

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One more Soldier reporting Sir, I've served my time in Hell......'

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If that was anything to go by, man should have been extinct long ago... ;)

Good, fast, cheap. Choose any two.

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