ghashpl Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 if I want to be rude I would say "your age" I get the meme, I know it's somewhat funny - but how many times you put/interact/see cows on servers/missions there are tons of more important stuff 1 https://msielski.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RokoG1911 Posted January 20, 2022 Author Share Posted January 20, 2022 8 hours ago, Dangerzone said: Hmm... you do realise what this will create. If we have cow slingloading... people will be asking for elephants to be modelled in the game next. Edit: My only question - do we even have 10K active members on this forum? Nineline may have sent you on a wild goose chase. I asked him yesterday if he can lower it to 1K 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikkelCanNotFly Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 gib cow slinging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nootshell Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 6 hours ago, VFA41_Lion said: yes of course developer time should be spent on slinging cows. nothing else could possibly be higher on the "do this first" list. No one said this has to be done first. 2 hours ago, ghashpl said: a lot of things are not-working/broken/broken-again/going to be broken new modules are in EA old modules are in EA promises that are not (yet) fullfiled but yes - we need flying cows guys... like... come on... ask yourself what is priority in this game No one said this is a priority. 2 2920X | 128GB 3200MHz CL14 | RTX 2070 | Gentoo/Win10 Warthog HOTAS | MFG Crosswind v3 | TrackIR 5/VIVE Pro Sparkle | Δ/DSM | DEAD/STRIKE/CSAR nootshell | nootshell#9001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RokoG1911 Posted January 20, 2022 Author Share Posted January 20, 2022 1 hour ago, ghashpl said: if I want to be rude I would say "your age" I get the meme, I know it's somewhat funny - but how many times you put/interact/see cows on servers/missions there are tons of more important stuff it would be useful on SAR server 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nootshell Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 (edited) Joking aside, this would open the doors to a lot more logistics operations where we can slingload statics/units as well. Not only do I desperately want to slingload cows, I also want to slingload humvees and whatnot. Although when it comes to slingloading things, cattle obviously has a priority. Edited January 20, 2022 by nootshell 1 2920X | 128GB 3200MHz CL14 | RTX 2070 | Gentoo/Win10 Warthog HOTAS | MFG Crosswind v3 | TrackIR 5/VIVE Pro Sparkle | Δ/DSM | DEAD/STRIKE/CSAR nootshell | nootshell#9001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobie Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Sling loading cows is just lame - if used in asymmetric warfare, a dozen of very slim locals will cling onto the cow and EAT IT! Not only will the attack be ineffective, it's gonna be counterproductive. Useless, lame, no! The proper way for cow combat employment was established long ago by the French, in England (a century before the Norman Conquest, it's a complicated story)... apparently together with film making, so we have a video footage from around AD 962. Young folks may not know it, so I provided the link below. Hence a reasonable poll should ask: "Can we have a catapult unit in Combined Arms?". Someone has to come up with some "pipper depression" tables for cows, though. 3 i7-8700K 32GB 2060(6GB) 27"@1080p TM Hawg HOTAS TPR TIR5 SD-XL 2xSD+ HC Bravo button/pot box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hologram Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Hell yeah i want to slingload cows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinkkujuustovoileipä Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Took me 5 minutes to mod it in. Physics are a bit janky but it works. I'll add it to the next Black Hawk patch 7 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngleOff66 Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 (edited) I think that the Cow needs flying goggles, leather helmet and a silk scarf. Edit: I am looking at the post by Kinkkujuustovoileipä, and the theme music is ride of the Valkyries. Just imagine a whole squadron of Helicopters with Cows popping over a hill flying at you with the music. I bet the mission builder guys cant wait. Edited January 20, 2022 by NoCoolName66 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexpul Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Yes! We need cow sling loading. So I can move my army of cows to the battlefield! They are great moral support too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galwran Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 I want to sling load out of ships Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXsenna Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 15 hours ago, Dangerzone said: Hmm... you do realise what this will create. If we have cow slingloading... people will be asking for elephants to be modelled in the game next. Oh, that has some merit because we'd need African and Asian maps then. And No worries. @Mike Force Team Has already requested camels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scatoogle Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 This is a required tactical addition to the game to increase the modularity of dynamic forces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyboPops Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Now this is a cause I can support! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eight Ball Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 (edited) I'll just leave this here while you guys make up your mind Edited January 20, 2022 by Eight Ball 3 Find The Links To All My Mods And Liveries Here (in the gallery) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Force Team Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 OK, we can take the cow sling further. We can use the cows' urine to create urea. The urea can be spread on the flight lines, taxiways, and runways when they are covered in snow and ice. Urea is not corrosive to the aircraft. When ED (or the designated 3rd party vendor) has time, then they can create a new mod to make money. Specifically, they create urea spreaders, along with snow removal equipment, on the flight line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerzone Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 (edited) You know what. If this would help DCS out - I'd be willing to spend $5 for a DCS Cow Slinging mod. Could be a nice fun way to raise a little bit of capital for further development to the base engine. (Many may not - I dunno if it's a good idea or not - just sayin it's a possibility if it would help). If simple little mods like this coudl be a fun revenue raiser for DCS to help finance further development such as VR performance increases, etc. Edited January 20, 2022 by Dangerzone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mangalang Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 27 minutes ago, Dangerzone said: You know what. If this would help DCS out - I'd be willing to spend $5 for a DCS Cow Slinging mod. Could be a nice fun way to raise a little bit of capital for further development to the base engine. (Many may not - I dunno if it's a good idea or not - just sayin it's a possibility if it would help). If simple little mods like this coudl be a fun revenue raiser for DCS to help finance further development such as VR performance increases, etc. No micro-transactions please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durka-durka Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 42 people eat more chicken. 492nd Squadron CO (F-15E): JTF-111 - Discord Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itstheLIKWID Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 17 hours ago, ghashpl said: a lot of things are not-working/broken/broken-again/going to be broken new modules are in EA old modules are in EA promises that are not (yet) fullfiled but yes - we need flying cows guys... like... come on... ask yourself what is priority in this game Sling loading is already implemented though, we just need the same parameters for cows. Lighten up a bit there fella! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hammer1-1 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 I want dairy cows that squirt milk when they moo while slingloaded. The udders better be aimable so I can deliver relief from brittle bone syndrome. Intel 13900k @ 5.8ghz | 64gb GSkill Trident Z | MSI z790 Meg ACE| Zotac RTX4090 | Asus 1000w psu | Slaw RX Viper 2 pedals | VKB Gunfighter Mk3 MCE Ultimate + STECS/ Virpil MongoosT50+ MongoosT50CM |Virpil TCS+ AH64D grip + custom AH64D TEDAC | HP Reverb G2 | Windows 11 Pro | |Samsung Odyssey G9 | Next Level Racing Flight Seat Pro My wallpaper and skins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordBlueBaron22 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 How else am I suppose to move them cows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirrah Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 On 1/21/2022 at 12:51 AM, durka-durka said: 42 people eat more chicken. 48 people are lacking some sense of humor Uh oh... flak incoming! *Sirrah ducks for cover* System specs: i7-8700K @stock speed - GTX 1080TI @ stock speed - AsRock Extreme4 Z370 - 32GB DDR4 @3GHz- 500GB SSD - 2TB nvme - 650W PSU HP Reverb G1 v2 - Saitek Pro pedals - TM Warthog HOTAS - TM F/A-18 Grip - TM Cougar HOTAS (NN-Dan mod) & (throttle standalone mod) - VIRPIL VPC Rotor TCS Plus with ALPHA-L grip - Pointctrl & aux banks <-- must have for VR users!! - Andre's SimShaker Jetpad - Fully adjustable DIY playseat - VA+VAICOM ~ That nuke might not have been the best of ideas, Sir... the enemy is furious ~ GUMMBAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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