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and when you have two..

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This has got to be the funniest animation i've seen to date , enjoy!

 

 

 

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This is great!

 

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Aero Vodochody L-39

I only respond to that little mechanical voice that says "Terrain! Terrain! Pull Up! Pull Up!"

 

Who can say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow.

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These are genuine answers to exam questions from 16 year old adults!............and yeah it's scary as s#* but they WILL breed someday......

 

Q. Name the four seasons.

A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

 

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.

A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

 

Q. How is dew formed?

A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

 

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans?

A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.

 

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist upon?

A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.

 

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?

A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

 

Q. What are steroids?

A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.(Shoot yourself now, there is little hope.)

 

Q.. What happens to your body as you age?

A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. (At least they get to travel!)

 

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true!)

 

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

A. Premature death.

 

Q. What is artificial insemination

A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

 

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?

A. Keep it in the cow. (Simple, but brilliant.)

 

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized? (e.g. The abdomen.)

A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U..(W.T.F!)

 

Q. What is the fibula?

A. A small lie. (This person has a career in politics awaiting!)

 

Q. What does 'varicose' mean?

A. Nearby.

 

Q. What is the most common form of birth control?

A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. (That would work.)

 

Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Cesarean section'.

A. The Cesarean section is a district in Rome .

 

Q. What is a seizure?

A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit!)

 

Q. What is a terminal illness?

A. When you are sick at the airport.(Irrefutable!)

 

Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?

A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like tiny umbrellas.

 

Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.

A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. (O.M.G)

 

Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?

A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight. (Brilliant!)

 

Q. What is a turbine?

A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head

 

 

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hehehe, the last one is good :D

 

Q. What is a turbine?

A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head

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