Pikey Posted June 17, 2012 Posted June 17, 2012 (edited) Dear Mr Wagner, Tomorrow (19th) my girlfriend is going to view a German Shepherd/Alaskan Malamute dog, to buy. Presumably for conversation. :helpsmilie: If I can give you my money for 'DCS: Combined Arms' instead on Monday we won't have enough for the dog. Then, not only will this family be saved from a highly strung, hair strewing, eating and ****ing machine but we won't have to have a dog either!:megalol: It's all down to you, the impact of a late release announcement could affect some families for decades. There are environmental decisions, animal and child welfare issues not to mention risking more of my disposable income for future DCS releases. Kind regards, Mike:joystick: Edited June 18, 2012 by sobek 1.1 ___________________________________________________________________________ SIMPLE SCENERY SAVING * SIMPLE GROUP SAVING * SIMPLE STATIC SAVING *
Wolfie Posted June 18, 2012 Posted June 18, 2012 Release! Release! "Isn't this fun!?" - Inglorious Bastards "I rode a tank, held a general's rank / When the Blitzkrieg raged, and the bodies stank!" - Stones.
nemises Posted June 18, 2012 Posted June 18, 2012 (edited) Quick!... ...won't someone think of the fur / **** ? Edited June 18, 2012 by sobek 1.1
sobek Posted June 18, 2012 Posted June 18, 2012 Gents, no harm in having a little fun, but please consider that the forum is frequented by minors, so i'd appreciate it if you minded you language a little. Good, fast, cheap. Choose any two. Come let's eat grandpa! Use punctuation, save lives!
Kaiza Posted June 18, 2012 Posted June 18, 2012 There will be no requirement for a girlfriend or a dog after CA comes out, so there should not be any problems. [url=http://www.aef-hq.com.au/aef4/forumdisplay.php?262-Digital-Combat-Simulator][SIGPIC]http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/2500/a10161sqnsignitureedite.png[/SIGPIC][/url]
Ells228 Posted June 18, 2012 Posted June 18, 2012 That did make me laugh and you are in so much trouble if she hacks your account and reads what you wrote, then you will have no girlfried or dog to worry about haha
sobek Posted June 18, 2012 Posted June 18, 2012 That did make me laugh and you are in so much trouble if she hacks your account and reads what you wrote, then you will have no girlfried or dog to worry about haha Sounds like a win. :D Good, fast, cheap. Choose any two. Come let's eat grandpa! Use punctuation, save lives!
Dejjvid Posted June 18, 2012 Posted June 18, 2012 I agree. This must be the most valid point ever made on ED forums! i7 8700K | GTX 1080 Ti | 32GB RAM | 500GB M.2 SSD | TIR5 w/ Trackclip Pro | TM Hotas Warthog | Saitek Pro Flight Rudder [sigpic]http://www.132virtualwing.org[/sigpic]
Cali Posted June 18, 2012 Posted June 18, 2012 No girlfriend + dog = more money for you! i7-4820k @ 3.7, Windows 7 64-bit, 16GB 1866mhz EVGA GTX 970 2GB, 256GB SSD, 500GB WD, TM Warthog, TM Cougar MFD's, Saitek Combat Pedals, TrackIR 5, G15 keyboard, 55" 4K LED
BHawthorne Posted June 18, 2012 Posted June 18, 2012 No woman, no dog? Sounds like something Bob Marley would sing. :lol:
Pikey Posted June 18, 2012 Author Posted June 18, 2012 Oooh so funny Ells she read over my shoulder as I got to your post. Apprently rule 1.1 forbids me from repeating what her reply was but it was something along the lines of, "Pfff, I only need you for your credit card, yous all obviously enjoy :censored: by yourselves too much." *Grabs credit card from out of her purse and runs* ___________________________________________________________________________ SIMPLE SCENERY SAVING * SIMPLE GROUP SAVING * SIMPLE STATIC SAVING *
Invader ZIM Posted June 18, 2012 Posted June 18, 2012 I dunno, dogs can be fun sometimes. But I'm all for having Combined Arms released as soon as possible. :D :D
Pikey Posted June 18, 2012 Author Posted June 18, 2012 Looks like Dog is off the menu, they changed their minds. The latest thing is rats! I asked her if she had found a petshop so i googled rats and Bathgate. That gave some obscure readings so i refined my search and eventually got led to a store which sold frozen rats. So she has gotten upset. Pff Bathgate, the home of of frozen rats and reptiles..how apt. This DCS: CA wait is making me go stir crazy. ___________________________________________________________________________ SIMPLE SCENERY SAVING * SIMPLE GROUP SAVING * SIMPLE STATIC SAVING *
Pyroflash Posted June 18, 2012 Posted June 18, 2012 DCS: Stir Crazy, the easiest module to develop as it only requires that ED announce a product and then make minor hints as to what it might be, but never actually confirm or deny any exact details about it. Actually, this sounds sort of familiar. Are you guys reading my mind? I think I've had too much coffee.. If you aim for the sky, you will never hit the ground.
EtherealN Posted June 18, 2012 Posted June 18, 2012 I think I've had too much coffee.. No such thing as too much coffee. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Daniel "EtherealN" Agorander | Даниэль "эфирныйн" Агорандер Intel i7 2600K @ 4.4GHz, ASUS Sabertooth P67, 8GB Corsair Vengeance @ 1600MHz, ASUS GTX 560Ti DirectCU II 1GB, Samsung 830series 512GB SSD, Corsair AX850w, two BENQ screens and TM HOTAS Warthog DCS: A-10C Warthog FAQ | DCS: P-51D FAQ | Remember to read the Forum Rules | | | Life of a Game Tester
159th_Viper Posted June 18, 2012 Posted June 18, 2012 No such thing as too much coffee. Amen! Novice or Veteran looking for an alternative MP career? Click me to commence your Journey of Pillage and Plunder! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] '....And when I get to Heaven, to St Peter I will tell.... One more Soldier reporting Sir, I've served my time in Hell......'
PeterP Posted June 18, 2012 Posted June 18, 2012 only two times "too much coffee" comes close to "too much coffee"! ...but you are still not even close then... :)
Executioner Posted June 18, 2012 Posted June 18, 2012 No such thing as too much coffee. Amen! Uhuh - you say that now - wait til your 100th cup :D Martin...
Pikey Posted June 28, 2012 Author Posted June 28, 2012 Too late!! We have a Border Collie x instead of Combined Arms! She's called Kira and is as cute as a button! ___________________________________________________________________________ SIMPLE SCENERY SAVING * SIMPLE GROUP SAVING * SIMPLE STATIC SAVING *
cichlidfan Posted June 28, 2012 Posted June 28, 2012 Too late!! We have a Border Collie x instead of Combined Arms! She's called Kira and is as cute as a button! I suspect you have as many challenges ahead, if not more, than you will get from CA. Have a great time!:) ASUS ROG Maximus VIII Hero, i7-6700K, Noctua NH-D14 Cooler, Crucial 32GB DDR4 2133, Samsung 950 Pro NVMe 256GB, Samsung EVO 250GB & 500GB SSD, 2TB Caviar Black, Zotac GTX 1080 AMP! Extreme 8GB, Corsair HX1000i, Phillips BDM4065UC 40" 4k monitor, VX2258 TouchScreen, TIR 5 w/ProClip, TM Warthog, VKB Gladiator Pro, Saitek X56, et. al., MFG Crosswind Pedals #1199, VolairSim Pit, Rift CV1 :thumbup:
G-Lock91 Posted June 28, 2012 Posted June 28, 2012 Too late!! We have a Border Collie x instead of Combined Arms! She's called Kira and is as cute as a button! Good call! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can certainly make something out of you" -Muhammad Ali WIN 7 64-bit SP1 | AMD Phenom II X4 955 | 8.0 GB RAM | NVidia GeForce GTX 550Ti | CH Pro Throttle | CH Fighterstick | CH Pro Pedals | TrackIR5
tintifaxl Posted June 29, 2012 Posted June 29, 2012 Too late!! We have a Border Collie x instead of Combined Arms! She's called Kira and is as cute as a button! She'll keep you in shape :thumbup: Windows 10 64bit, Intel i9-9900@5Ghz, 32 Gig RAM, MSI RTX 3080 TI, 2 TB SSD, 43" 2160p@1440p monitor.
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