Yob Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 When some one you love is having a hard time, you imagine the trouble maker running from you and your GAU-8 on a strafing run. 487th Squadron Section Leader
Warhog Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 When you clear your desk of all loose items and equipment in preparation for an emergency landing.:pilotfly: Regards John W aka WarHog. My Cockpit Build Pictures... My Arduino Sketches ... https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-Dc0Wd9C5l3uY-cPj1iQD3iAEHY6EuHg?usp=sharing WIN 10 Pro, i8-8700k @ 5.0ghz, ASUS Maximus x Code, 16GB Corsair Dominator Platinum Ram, AIO Water Cooler, M.2 512GB NVMe, 500gb SSD, EVGA GTX 1080 ti (11gb), Sony 65” 4K Display VPC MongoosT-50, TM Warthog Throttle, TRK IR 5.0, Slaw Viper Pedals
Orava Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 When you sniff your own farts eyes closed with smile on your face. 1
Revan Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 When you sniff your own farts eyes closed with smile on your face. that is SOOOO wrong DCS: F-4E really needs to be a thing!!!!!! Aircraft: A-10C, Ka-50, UH-1H, MiG-21, F-15C, Su-27, MiG-29, A-10A, Su-25, Su-25T, TF-51
Revan Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 when you read this forum 5 times, looking for something that you haven't done DCS: F-4E really needs to be a thing!!!!!! Aircraft: A-10C, Ka-50, UH-1H, MiG-21, F-15C, Su-27, MiG-29, A-10A, Su-25, Su-25T, TF-51
Yurgon Posted January 22, 2014 Posted January 22, 2014 when you read this forum 5 times, looking for something that you haven't done Good one! :D :thumbup:
Yurgon Posted January 22, 2014 Posted January 22, 2014 When you check your bike's speed indicator pitot heater on a cold day.
javelina1 Posted January 22, 2014 Posted January 22, 2014 When you sniff your own farts eyes closed with smile on your face. thank god for my home pit, I've built an oxygen mask setup... :music_whistling: 1 MSI MAG Z790 Carbon, i9-13900k, NH-D15 cooler, 64 GB CL40 6000mhz RAM, MSI RTX4090, Yamaha 5.1 A/V Receiver, 4x 2TB Samsung 980 Pro NVMe, 1x 2TB Samsung 870 EVO SSD, Win 11 Pro, TM Warthog, Virpil WarBRD, MFG Crosswinds, 43" Samsung 4K TV, 21.5 Acer VT touchscreen, TrackIR, Varjo Aero, Wheel Stand Pro Super Warthog, Phanteks Enthoo Pro2 Full Tower Case, Seasonic GX-1200 ATX3 PSU, PointCTRL, Buttkicker 2, K-51 Helicopter Collective Control
Orava Posted January 23, 2014 Posted January 23, 2014 nooo oxygen masks are cheating :( not for Real men :( so many flavors...
javelina1 Posted January 24, 2014 Posted January 24, 2014 nooo oxygen masks are cheating :( not for Real men :( so many flavors... please paste this on the side of your home pit! MSI MAG Z790 Carbon, i9-13900k, NH-D15 cooler, 64 GB CL40 6000mhz RAM, MSI RTX4090, Yamaha 5.1 A/V Receiver, 4x 2TB Samsung 980 Pro NVMe, 1x 2TB Samsung 870 EVO SSD, Win 11 Pro, TM Warthog, Virpil WarBRD, MFG Crosswinds, 43" Samsung 4K TV, 21.5 Acer VT touchscreen, TrackIR, Varjo Aero, Wheel Stand Pro Super Warthog, Phanteks Enthoo Pro2 Full Tower Case, Seasonic GX-1200 ATX3 PSU, PointCTRL, Buttkicker 2, K-51 Helicopter Collective Control
galagamo Posted January 24, 2014 Posted January 24, 2014 When you sniff your own farts eyes closed with smile on your face. That would be considered 'by most' indicative of a more severe underlying problem. Still funny though:D LOL [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] OS:WIN7 HP X64|MOBO:ASRock Z68|CPU:I52500k@4Ghz|RAM:12Gb 3x4Gb GSkill Ripjaws 9-9-9-24 @1600Mhz|GPU:ASUS GTX580|HDD:2x128Gb Crucial sataIII SSD raid0|PSU:Antek 1000watt|Case:Antek 1200|Peripherals: TMWH|Saitek ProFlight rudder pedals|TrackIr4
JayPee Posted January 24, 2014 Posted January 24, 2014 When you're thinking of managing your energy when overtaking other cars on the highway. i7 4790K: 4.8GHz, 1.328V (manual) MSI GTX 970: 1,504MHz core, 1.250V, 8GHz memory
WildBillKelsoe Posted January 24, 2014 Posted January 24, 2014 when you press your car lights and mumble something like Brrrrrrrrrrr........ against traffic ahead of you.. AWAITING ED NEW DAMAGE MODEL IMPLEMENTATION FOR WW2 BIRDS Fat T is above, thin T is below. Long T is faster, Short T is slower. Open triangle is AWACS, closed triangle is your own sensors. Double dash is friendly, Single dash is enemy. Circle is friendly. Strobe is jammer. Strobe to dash is under 35 km. HDD is 7 times range key. Radar to 160 km, IRST to 10 km. Stay low, but never slow.
TaliG Posted January 24, 2014 Posted January 24, 2014 When instead of turning your headlights on at night, you roll down your window and ask the ground crew to give you your NVGs :megalol: [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] TaliG - 373vFS “Do not repeat the tactics which have gained you one victory, but let your methods be regulated by the infinite variety of circumstances.” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
=Mac= Posted January 24, 2014 Posted January 24, 2014 Took off from Sukhumi intending to attack some T-72's at Sochi to practice MK-82 bombing. Ended up near Novorossiysk because I fell asleep while flying. No autopilot, either because I was trimmed. Ended up at angels 15, though. Butt sore from slouching in the chair that long without moving. Quit and flew the mission again. Never thought of taking a break. 1 The Hornet is best at killing things on the ground. Now, if we could just get a GAU-8 in the nose next to the AN/APG-65, a titanium tub around the pilot, and a couple of J-58 engines in the tail...
WildBillKelsoe Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 when the wife replies ready pre-contact :D AWAITING ED NEW DAMAGE MODEL IMPLEMENTATION FOR WW2 BIRDS Fat T is above, thin T is below. Long T is faster, Short T is slower. Open triangle is AWACS, closed triangle is your own sensors. Double dash is friendly, Single dash is enemy. Circle is friendly. Strobe is jammer. Strobe to dash is under 35 km. HDD is 7 times range key. Radar to 160 km, IRST to 10 km. Stay low, but never slow.
camsr Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 When you keep thinking of ways to improve the design/function/usage of the A10C
JayPee Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 when the wife replies ready pre-contact :D Don't tell me you'll eventually notice her of the fact that she "is recieving fuel"... 1 i7 4790K: 4.8GHz, 1.328V (manual) MSI GTX 970: 1,504MHz core, 1.250V, 8GHz memory
Justo Swank Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 Don't tell me you'll eventually notice her of the fact that she "is recieving fuel"... lol'd
Kaiza Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 when the wife replies ready pre-contact :D LOL. Yep, and then gets frustrated and shoots you down for your 5 second contact before disconnect. [url=http://www.aef-hq.com.au/aef4/forumdisplay.php?262-Digital-Combat-Simulator][SIGPIC]http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/2500/a10161sqnsignitureedite.png[/SIGPIC][/url]
Supersheep Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 omfg. Better not re-cite the "chicks in tow" :D 1 The PVC Pipe Joystick Stand How to thread
Kaiza Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 omfg. Better not re-cite the "chicks in tow" :D LMFAO :thumbup: [url=http://www.aef-hq.com.au/aef4/forumdisplay.php?262-Digital-Combat-Simulator][SIGPIC]http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/2500/a10161sqnsignitureedite.png[/SIGPIC][/url]
supesoft Posted January 27, 2014 Posted January 27, 2014 You know when it's time to take a break from DCS A10-C when.. When asked by the police officer who is standing outside your driver side window "Do you know how fast you were driving back there?" You respond with "This speedometer doesn't even state whether it's indicated or true". Then, two minutes into your roadside sobriety test, your excuse for not walking straight along the white line painted on the asphalt is.. "Nose wheel steering was engaged too early officer". You then mutter something about crosswind as he ensures your head clears the top of the door on his cruiser. Then while sitting in the back seat of the police cruiser, on your way to jail, you drool a bit while staring vacantly at the sophisticated assortment of switches and dials on the front dash of his cruiser. Yup, take a break.. 1
McBlemmen Posted February 3, 2014 Posted February 3, 2014 - You consider persuading your gf / wife to play Combined Arms and laser mark targets for you. Yours doesn't do it already? What's the point of being in a relationship then? :joystick:
WildBillKelsoe Posted February 4, 2014 Posted February 4, 2014 LOL. Yep, and then gets frustrated and shoots you down for your 5 second contact before disconnect. HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! AWAITING ED NEW DAMAGE MODEL IMPLEMENTATION FOR WW2 BIRDS Fat T is above, thin T is below. Long T is faster, Short T is slower. Open triangle is AWACS, closed triangle is your own sensors. Double dash is friendly, Single dash is enemy. Circle is friendly. Strobe is jammer. Strobe to dash is under 35 km. HDD is 7 times range key. Radar to 160 km, IRST to 10 km. Stay low, but never slow.
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