Panzertard Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 Dear 159th_Viper Did you realize you've entered the exclusive club for 40+ men with panic this morning? Please take the test: http://midlife-crisis-retreat.com/diagnosis * 17% of men in their mid-forties find Jean-Claude Van Damme 'an inspiration * 33% of 48 yr old men look in the mirror in the morning and think: 'Yes.' * 14% of men in their forties believe they could fight a wolf and win. * Research shows Chimpanzees also suffer a midlife crisis. Common symptoms include the desire to mate with young female chimps, and the misguided belief that they can swing from very high branches. * 37% of men in their forties would like more prominent scars. * Last month, 15,000 men started to think a tighter trouser made them more attractive. * The average buttons done up on a 46 yr old's shirt has decreased by 2 since 2001. * 14,500 middle-aged men took paintball seriously last year. * 24,000 men their fifties think: "if Douglas can pull Zeta Jones, then so can I." * 28% of men in their forties think more about their abs than their kids. * Too many men in their forties listen to Steppenwolf whilst driving. * 759 fifty-two year olds changed their name to Troy last year. * 12% of men in their forties believe origami will 'help them with the ladies.' * 7% of men in their forties are trying to master the nun-chucks Anyway, you're not alone - all hope is not lost. Happy birthday! The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it's open | The important thing is not to stop questioning
Cali Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 Happy Birthday old man i7-4820k @ 3.7, Windows 7 64-bit, 16GB 1866mhz EVGA GTX 970 2GB, 256GB SSD, 500GB WD, TM Warthog, TM Cougar MFD's, Saitek Combat Pedals, TrackIR 5, G15 keyboard, 55" 4K LED
hassata Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 40 is the new 30, so cheer up guy. HB! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
Boberro Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 HB Viper, you are not so old.... yet :beer: :) Reminder: Fighter pilots make movies. Bomber pilots make... HISTORY! :D | Also to be remembered: FRENCH TANKS HAVE ONE GEAR FORWARD AND FIVE BACKWARD :D ಠ_ಠ ツ
sobek Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 (edited) Rightfully, you shouldn't even be able to operate a computer today, so if you can read this, you're doing it WRONG :D But happy birthday anyways. Edited June 1, 2011 by sobek Good, fast, cheap. Choose any two. Come let's eat grandpa! Use punctuation, save lives!
bumfire Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 (edited) HB Viper. I have got a good mind to put up a banner on the round about on north anderson drive like everyone else does when it comes to birthdays :) jk Have a good one. Edited June 1, 2011 by bumfire
ED Team JimMack Posted June 1, 2011 ED Team Posted June 1, 2011 Happy birthday - hope the sun is shining today in the granite city! Having problems? Visit http://en.wiki.eagle.ru/wiki/Main_Page Dell Laptop M1730 -Vista- Intel Core 2 Duo T7500@2.2GHz, 4GB, Nvidia 8700MGT 767MB Intel i7 975 Extreme 3.2GHZ CPU, NVidia GTX 570 1.28Gb Pcie Graphics.
Kuky Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 Happy Birthday Viper... and don't pay attention what some are trying to say... you ARE old ;) but don't worry, I'm close to 40 also so you can pick on me soon :D PS: you know I'm j/k right? :) Let us know what the test results are! PC specs: Windows 11 Home | Asus TUF Gaming B850-Plus WiFi | AMD Ryzen 7 9800X3D + LC 360 AIO | MSI RTX 5090 LC 360 AIO | 55" Samsung Odyssey Gen 2 | 64GB PC5-48000 DDR5 | 1TB M2 SSD for OS | 2TB M2 SSD for DCS | NZXT C1000 Gold ATX 3.1 1000W | TM Cougar Throttle, Floor Mounted MongoosT-50 Grip on TM Cougar board, MFG Crosswind, Track IR
asparagin Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 Men are like a good red wine, and with 40 you are just about to reach the peak, so enjoy it! Happy Birthday! Spoiler AMD Ryzen 9 5900X, MSI MEG X570 UNIFY (AM4, AMD X570, ATX), Noctua NH-DH14, EVGA GeForce RTX 3070 Ti XC3 ULTRA, Seasonic Focus PX (850W), Kingston HyperX 240GB, Samsung 970 EVO Plus (1000GB, M.2 2280), 32GB G.Skill Trident Z Neo DDR4-3600 DIMM CL16, Cooler Master 932 HAF, Samsung Odyssey G5; 34", Win 10 X64 Pro, Track IR, TM Warthog, TM MFDs, Saitek Pro Flight Rudders
EtherealN Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 HB Viper! Don't drink the highlands dry when you party tonight. :P [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Daniel "EtherealN" Agorander | Даниэль "эфирныйн" Агорандер Intel i7 2600K @ 4.4GHz, ASUS Sabertooth P67, 8GB Corsair Vengeance @ 1600MHz, ASUS GTX 560Ti DirectCU II 1GB, Samsung 830series 512GB SSD, Corsair AX850w, two BENQ screens and TM HOTAS Warthog DCS: A-10C Warthog FAQ | DCS: P-51D FAQ | Remember to read the Forum Rules | | | Life of a Game Tester
Pyroflash Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 HB Viper, and remember that your age is not an excuse to drink 40 shots of tequila :P If you aim for the sky, you will never hit the ground.
MTFDarkEagle Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 Happy birthday!!! :beer: :drunk: Lukas - "TIN TIN" - 9th Shrek Air Strike Squadron TIN TIN's Cockpit thread
104th_Crunch Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 Happy Birthday Viper! Lordy lordy look who's 40 :)
159th_Viper Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 Thanx All - forty is the new twenty so it's all good! :D At Panzer - 'high risk candidate' :music_whistling: :megalol: Novice or Veteran looking for an alternative MP career? Click me to commence your Journey of Pillage and Plunder! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] '....And when I get to Heaven, to St Peter I will tell.... One more Soldier reporting Sir, I've served my time in Hell......'
celticcoho Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 Thanx All - forty is the new twenty so it's all good! :D At Panzer - 'high risk candidate' :music_whistling: :megalol: HB Viper, If this is true, then I am only 30!!!!:megalol: [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]Celticcoho (OriginFreedom) WIN 7 64 bit, I7975 at 3.6ghz,X58 Classified 3 Mobo, 6gb Corsair 2000 ram, 2 ea ATI 5870 Eyefinity 6 2gb's , 27" Ultra Sharp,(main view), 3 23"touch screens , Tm Warthog, Saitek Combat Pedals Track IR 5,:D JIM.:book:
Case Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 Congrats Viper! Don't let your age get to you. There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Alfa Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 Happy Birthday Viper! :) Welcome to the ranks of the adults :D JJ
hassata Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 F8cking hell. Just remember to put some pants on before you go out. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
Panzertard Posted June 1, 2011 Author Posted June 1, 2011 :megalol: .... *catches his breath* ... How the heck, I have no friggin idea how to erase this from my retina again. :lol::megalol: The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it's open | The important thing is not to stop questioning
Brit_Radar_Dude Posted June 2, 2011 Posted June 2, 2011 Woo Hoo! Have a good one, mate... [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Sorry Death, you lose! It was Professor Plum....
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