Sceptre Posted April 23, 2014 Posted April 23, 2014 when u play DCS: P-51 and u wait for it to align RTX 2070 8GB | 32GB DDR4 2666 RAM | AMD Ryzen 5 3600 4.2Ghz | Asrock X570 | CH Fighterstick/Pro Throttle | TM MFDs | TrackIR 5
SafetyTurtle Posted April 23, 2014 Posted April 23, 2014 When you need to stop quickly, and you open your car door to act as a speedbrake. Is that the same as throwing your kids out the door to jettison? And as a follow up to my last comment in this thread...when you spend almost a whole day making this:
stevieray Posted April 25, 2014 Posted April 25, 2014 When you see a Viagra commercial and think of the HARS Fast Erect ;-) AUDENTES FORTUNA JUVAT -------------------------------- Asus Sabertooth X79, Intel I7 4320K, 8GB Crucial Ballistic DDR3 1600 RAM, Nvidia GTX 750 1GB, 120GB Crucial SSD, Dell 24" LCD, TIR-5, Saitek X52 Pro.
=Mac= Posted April 25, 2014 Posted April 25, 2014 You're in the psychiatrist's chair and he does "word association" with you: He says, "what do you think of when I say... "High" - "YoYo" He looks at you funny. Then... "Fast" - "Mover" He scribbles on his note pad furiously... "Drop" - "Flares" More scibbling... "Mad" - "Dog" "Ah," he says, "that's more like it." Then, "Hot" - "Notch" He puzzles for a moment, "Notch?" "Yeah, if he's hot, you need to launch then get in the notch." "Cold doesn't come to mind?" "Running" "For hot?" "No, for cold" "How do you get.... never mind... How about," he says in a warm, soothing voice, "Mother." "Ship." . . . "I'm sorry, we're going to admit you and give you some nice relaxing medication, okay? The Hornet is best at killing things on the ground. Now, if we could just get a GAU-8 in the nose next to the AN/APG-65, a titanium tub around the pilot, and a couple of J-58 engines in the tail...
stevieray Posted April 27, 2014 Posted April 27, 2014 You try to use the CDU to program your TiVo. Or conversely, when setting your TiVo you try to find the weapons profile page. AUDENTES FORTUNA JUVAT -------------------------------- Asus Sabertooth X79, Intel I7 4320K, 8GB Crucial Ballistic DDR3 1600 RAM, Nvidia GTX 750 1GB, 120GB Crucial SSD, Dell 24" LCD, TIR-5, Saitek X52 Pro.
stevieray Posted April 27, 2014 Posted April 27, 2014 When driving your car, you pull back on the directional control arm and expect your windshield to become SOI. AUDENTES FORTUNA JUVAT -------------------------------- Asus Sabertooth X79, Intel I7 4320K, 8GB Crucial Ballistic DDR3 1600 RAM, Nvidia GTX 750 1GB, 120GB Crucial SSD, Dell 24" LCD, TIR-5, Saitek X52 Pro.
DackSter94 Posted April 28, 2014 Posted April 28, 2014 When you see a speed radar on the road you are looking for the button to deploy chaffs and operate SAM2 jammer. LOOK MA, NO HOOK
javelina1 Posted April 28, 2014 Posted April 28, 2014 When you see a speed radar on the road you are looking for the button to deploy chaffs and operate SAM2 jammer. and your RWR growls "oink, oink..." ;) MSI MAG Z790 Carbon, i9-13900k, NH-D15 cooler, 64 GB CL40 6000mhz RAM, MSI RTX4090, Yamaha 5.1 A/V Receiver, 4x 2TB Samsung 980 Pro NVMe, 1x 2TB Samsung 870 EVO SSD, Win 11 Pro, TM Warthog, Virpil WarBRD, MFG Crosswinds, 43" Samsung 4K TV, 21.5 Acer VT touchscreen, TrackIR, Varjo Aero, Wheel Stand Pro Super Warthog, Phanteks Enthoo Pro2 Full Tower Case, Seasonic GX-1200 ATX3 PSU, PointCTRL, Buttkicker 2, K-51 Helicopter Collective Control
Sceptre Posted April 28, 2014 Posted April 28, 2014 You're in the psychiatrist's chair and he does "word association" with you: He says, "what do you think of when I say... "High" - "YoYo" He looks at you funny. Then... "Fast" - "Mover" He scribbles on his note pad furiously... "Drop" - "Flares" More scibbling... "Mad" - "Dog" "Ah," he says, "that's more like it." Then, "Hot" - "Notch" He puzzles for a moment, "Notch?" "Yeah, if he's hot, you need to launch then get in the notch." "Cold doesn't come to mind?" "Running" "For hot?" "No, for cold" "How do you get.... never mind... How about," he says in a warm, soothing voice, "Mother." "Ship." . . . "I'm sorry, we're going to admit you and give you some nice relaxing medication, okay? aahahah this is golden RTX 2070 8GB | 32GB DDR4 2666 RAM | AMD Ryzen 5 3600 4.2Ghz | Asrock X570 | CH Fighterstick/Pro Throttle | TM MFDs | TrackIR 5
Supersheep Posted May 1, 2014 Posted May 1, 2014 Or thinking of the Duke. The PVC Pipe Joystick Stand How to thread
Sceptre Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 when you are trying to sleep and you can hear the A-10's engines in your head RTX 2070 8GB | 32GB DDR4 2666 RAM | AMD Ryzen 5 3600 4.2Ghz | Asrock X570 | CH Fighterstick/Pro Throttle | TM MFDs | TrackIR 5
samueel Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 When you drive your car and you're yanking the gear stick to the sides whilst wondering why you aren't turning. [sIGPIC]http://www.masterarms.se/http://www.masterarms.se/forum/index.php[/sIGPIC] We are looking for Swedish members! http://www.masterarms.se/
LA1 Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 when sitting down on the Toilet you wonder if CCIP or CCRP mode.
baltic_dragon Posted May 3, 2014 Posted May 3, 2014 when sitting down on the Toilet you wonder if CCIP or CCRP mode. LOL :megalol: For more information, please visit my website. If you want to reach me with a bug report, feedback or a question, it is best to do this via my Discord channel. Details about the WinWing draw can be found here. Also, please consider following my channel on Facebook.
Need-To-Know Posted May 4, 2014 Posted May 4, 2014 When taking a whiz you go BAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR (A10 Gun Sound) Fight to fly, fly to fight, fight to win. Callsign: Need Shu-Ha-Ri
Supersheep Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 ...when you can tell which ones have been mentioned in this thread already oO 1 The PVC Pipe Joystick Stand How to thread
camsr Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 When the smoke detector goes off and you launch countermeasures and duck for cover 1
javelina1 Posted May 6, 2014 Posted May 6, 2014 When your Wife comes up on your RWR! (Look out!!!) :D MSI MAG Z790 Carbon, i9-13900k, NH-D15 cooler, 64 GB CL40 6000mhz RAM, MSI RTX4090, Yamaha 5.1 A/V Receiver, 4x 2TB Samsung 980 Pro NVMe, 1x 2TB Samsung 870 EVO SSD, Win 11 Pro, TM Warthog, Virpil WarBRD, MFG Crosswinds, 43" Samsung 4K TV, 21.5 Acer VT touchscreen, TrackIR, Varjo Aero, Wheel Stand Pro Super Warthog, Phanteks Enthoo Pro2 Full Tower Case, Seasonic GX-1200 ATX3 PSU, PointCTRL, Buttkicker 2, K-51 Helicopter Collective Control
Mike5560 Posted May 6, 2014 Posted May 6, 2014 When realizing your how-to videos on youtube are loading too slow, you set your phone as SOI and youtube on there. Also when the car seatbelt chime goes off and you think MUDSPIKE. Though that's probably been mentioned.
EagleTwoThree Posted May 6, 2014 Posted May 6, 2014 When you look at the wall clock and aren't sure if it's AM or PM, then you start thinking about 'what day is it?'... Intel i9 9900k | 32 GB RAM | EVGA RTX 2080Ti | 2x 1TB Samsung 970 Evo
jubus Posted May 14, 2014 Posted May 14, 2014 When giving out your phone number, you pass it as it was UTM coords and ask the receiver for a read back. Also when you start driving you car with one hand on the wheel, and one hand on the gear stick as if it were throttle.
shagrat Posted May 18, 2014 Posted May 18, 2014 When you want to inform your best mate that you're on your way and text him:"One, rolling!" ...and you know HE needs a break when the reply is "Two, copy!" ...actually happened this morning :megalol: 1 Shagrat - Flying Sims since 1984 - Win 10 | i5 10600K@4.1GHz | 64GB | GeForce RTX 3090 - Asus VG34VQL1B | TrackIR5 | Simshaker & Jetseat | VPForce Rhino Base & VIRPIL T50 CM2 Stick on 200mm curved extension | VIRPIL T50 CM2 Throttle | VPC Rotor TCS Plus/Apache64 Grip | MFG Crosswind Rudder Pedals | WW Top Gun MIP | a hand made AHCP | 2x Elgato StreamDeck (Buttons galore)
samueel Posted May 18, 2014 Posted May 18, 2014 When you see a couple of birds in Echelon formation and one of them starts diving to take a shit at someone on the ground, you start thinking, "Yep, he's going with CCIP". :pilotfly: Then you start yelling "BREAK LEFT". :music_whistling: [sIGPIC]http://www.masterarms.se/http://www.masterarms.se/forum/index.php[/sIGPIC] We are looking for Swedish members! http://www.masterarms.se/
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