Post your favorite Jester quote

[bonesvf103]

Jester had it locked on and as we approached visual range he identified the poor mig 15 with a laugh - "iiits a... pfaahahaha its an..." I could not hear the rest of the sentence because at this time my phoenix reached the mig and he changed to another sentence, but he was clearly amused, and I also.

 

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He actually said the whole thing for me! He giggled while saying "Fagot"

 

 

v6,

boNes

[bonesvf103]

A new one, dunno if anyone else heard this one but when I was landing ashore, I was sinking too fast. Jester then does his impression of Bitchin Betty and says, "Pull up. Pull up." Then he stops and says, "Or, pull out. We don't want to get her pregnant."

 

 

I was like, WTF?!?

 

 

v6,

boNes

[wolfast]

during AAR: "Wiggle those toes"... A real technique I read about and use during AAR

[Extranajero]

After a particularly hard landing, chopping the throttle at the last minute to catch a wire - " Do you think the wings still sweep ? "

[Kappi]

After 3 bolters in a row: "I know you're on 'go pills' but I want to be back on the boat."

 

 

Thx little miss daisy :D

[Eagle7907]

3-wire landing

 

“Oh man was the Admiral watching!? That was a 3-wire!”

 

 

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[Nealius]

I feel cheated. I've spun the plane, gone low and fast in the weeds, and all he ever says is "sink rate too high!"

 

I did get a good one out of him the first time I got a 1-wire. "I thought you had your last 1-wire during workups?"

[MegOhm_SD]

Has Jester been tweaked? Seems most of the comments have gone away.

I kinda liked the comedian side.

 

He said nothing when I trapped last night.

 

Guess too many complained about the chatter.

[Raven1606688515]

That 3 wire was prettier than Meg Ryan. (Just got this today).

 

After a bolter, Jester says Hurry up, I have to take a shit!! No kidding. About fell out of my chair.

[IronMike]

Has Jester been tweaked? Seems most of the comments have gone away.

I kinda liked the comedian side.

 

He said nothing when I trapped last night.

 

Guess too many complained about the chatter.

 

 

 

 

Thanks for the report. I can assure you however, that nothing has been changed in this regard. (Most certainly not following complaints, apart from folks here and there, who share a different taste, which is normal, no one addressed us specifically to change something - and we would not have done so anyway. We stand behind our Jester, of course being aware that we will never be able to please everybody.)

 

The frequency of jokes/ comments and eastereggs has been trimmed down prior to release and not touched since. Traps and AAR for example should always trigger a response. If you consistently get no responses at all, please be so kind and open a bug report, if you can with the mission where you can reproduce it reliably. Please also note that Jester is not audible in F2 view, which many players often use to check which wire they trapped. If you do that right when Jester calls it, you might miss it, especially if it is one of the short ones à la "3 wire, nice!" I hope that helps.

 

On a general note: thank you all for the reports, it makes us very happy to read your Jester stories! Please keep em coming! :thumbup:

[jmarso]

"I wish Meg Ryan could have seen that 3-wire!" (Or something like that. Love the Meg Ryan references.)

[Pikey]

"Tell Meg I love her..."

 

I'll do more than that sunshine...I survived that crash...

[mwlue]

"Shit, shit shit!"

:megalol:

 

This! Love this when I busting tower at 50ft with full burner!

[viper2097]

"I wish Meg Ryan could have seen that 3-wire!" (Or something like that. Love the Meg Ryan references.)

 

Heard that yesterday for the first time. :lol::lol::lol:

I love HB for just doing the F-14 with so much love :thumbup:

 

And: Tanker tanker, we love you xD.

[Nealius]

"I would rather take the elevator to the hangar...."

 

My response: I AM THE ELEVATOR!

[Clorydric]

Everytime I land (well, actually "try to land") on a carrier...

"I'm Morgan Freeman... Aaaand this thing is going to a museum now..."

"Yep, I think the LSO just abandoned ship... Thanks god he took the paddles with him"

[Jester2138]

I might have imagined it, but I'm pretty sure I heard Jester say:

 

"12 o'clock, 2 miles, [snickers] Hornet."

[mauser89]

"No can do." He tells me that a lot.

[IronMike]

"No can do." He tells me that a lot.

 

 

that is why gray and I recorded around 300 variations of that :D (just kidding, on the reason, I mean. we did record 300 variations for it hehe)

[Kula66]

Anyone heard a 'watch the mountains ...'

[JOSETI]

200... 50,40,30,20 RETARD, RETARD WTF Jester!!!

 

Best Regards.

[vadupleix]

200... 50,40,30,20 RETARD, RETARD WTF Jester!!!

 

Best Regards.

 

That’s epic! Haven’t flown airliners for years I’d laugh out hearing that:megalol:

[Ryano4242]

Wait...if Jester is counting down that slowly...that isn't a Navy approach!

 

 

:D

[Marsvinet]

"Don't look back, I think the LSO has a boner" - Jester, 2019. No clue how I got that 3 wire with my track ir freaking out, but damn Jester, you have a way with words.

[draconus]

"Crew chief gonna bust our asses for this!" after tire break during TO.