Panthro Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 You yell "shut up Betty" when the car starts beeping for any reason. When recounting to you mates of a girl entered a bar and started the "I'm single poses" you describe her as "initiating ACM" [sIGPIC]http://forums.eagle.ru/signaturepics/sigpic86362_2.gif[/sIGPIC]
NeilWillis Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 When you do the stress calculations for the spars while planning to add wings to your home build cockpit
samueel Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 When driving the car at night and you can't see anything inside the car, and you look to the right to find the Flood Light knob.. [sIGPIC]http://www.masterarms.se/http://www.masterarms.se/forum/index.php[/sIGPIC] We are looking for Swedish members! http://www.masterarms.se/
Wrecking Crew Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 When you lift a Heineken bottle out of the fridge and yell, "SAM launch!" :beer: Visit the Hollo Pointe DCS World server -- an open server with a variety of COOP & H2H missions including Combined Arms. All released missions are available for free download, modification and public hosting, from my Wrecking Crew Projects site.
Blooze Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 When your marriage counselor advises you to improve your communication skills and you ask if they mean logging on to TeamSpeak.:unsure: [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
Yurgon Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 When you perform a Fence Check circa 5 minutes before you arrive at your destination, switch off all external lighting and try to flip on Master Arm.
SkateZilla Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 When the car stalls and you reach for the radio to pretend it's an APU switch. When you drive up behind an Exxon Tanker Truck and try to drive in formation with it and wonder why you can refuel from it while driving. When you download an App for your tablet that links with your Car via Bluetooth, and you put velcro on the back of the tablet and put it on your dashboard and use the App to make a Standard USAF HUD with Speed, Heading, Gear, GPS Markers and ETA. Windows 10 Pro, Ryzen 2700X @ 4.6Ghz, 32GB DDR4-3200 GSkill (F4-3200C16D-16GTZR x2), ASRock X470 Taichi Ultimate, XFX RX6800XT Merc 310 (RX-68XTALFD9) 3x ASUS VS248HP + Oculus HMD, Thrustmaster Warthog HOTAS + MFDs
Mojeaux Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 When you lift a Heineken bottle out of the fridge and yell, "SAM launch!" :beer: That was a good 1!:thumbup: [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
BigMotor Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 Your wife finally reaches you on Teamspeak to announce the birth of your first child. "It was a boy, ***hole!
FearKarma Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 Your wife finally reaches you on Teamspeak to announce the birth of your first child. "It was a boy, ***hole! :megalol:
Supersheep Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 Adapting BFM techniques when driving a bike in city traffic might be an indication. Especially when the main concern of the operator is to maintain energy.. The PVC Pipe Joystick Stand How to thread
Skitter Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 (edited) - You make high G turns and lean slightly to a side to compensate when taking corners on a corridor. - You fart and then you are amazed the sound resembles the GAU-8 ! - You plan tactics and make touch and go attempts with your hand over your desk at work. - You consider persuading your gf / wife to play Combined Arms and laser mark targets for you. Edited January 20, 2014 by Skitter 1
PFunk1606688187 Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 When you're going on a blind date, and at the door to the bar you do a "Fence Check". Warning: Nothing I say is automatically correct, even if I think it is.
kk0425 Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 When you're too busy playing DCS to worry about a date. - You make high G turns and lean slightly to a side to compensate when taking corners on a corridor. - You consider persuading your gf / wife to play Combined Arms and laser mark targets for you. These are two I've actually done irl, except with my brothers and friends.:lol:
Psyrixx Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 When you're going on a blind date, and at the door to the bar you do a "Fence Check". By "bar" you mean "target rich environment"? :thumbup: :pilotfly: Robert Sogomonian | Psyrixx website| e-mail | blog | youtube | twitter
Jarnob Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 When your purring cat makes you look out of the window searching the sky /horizon for distant helo's...... seriously...... for like 30 minutes
Wolf Rider Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 (edited) when driving an 80' boom lift (cherry picker) and heading for the forklift yelling guns, guns, guns, whilst rolling in with the bucket Edited January 20, 2014 by Wolf Rider City Hall is easier to fight, than a boys' club - an observation :P "Resort is had to ridicule only when reason is against us." - Jefferson "Give a group of potheads a bunch of weed and nothing to smoke out of, and they'll quickly turn into engineers... its simply amazing." EVGA X99 FTW, EVGA GTX980Ti FTW, i7 5930K, 16Gb Corsair Dominator 2666Hz, Windows 7 Ultimate 64Bit, Intel 520 SSD x 2, Samsung PX2370 monitor and all the other toys - "I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar"
JayPee Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 (edited) When you tell her to go and stay at her mom for the evening so they can watch Hugh Grant/Julia Roberts movies with a half a litre of Ben 'n' Jerry's while you practice IFR flights/landings at night with no NVGs, no HUD, no MFDs, no CDU, and no LAAP. For the sake of practicing. By "bar" you mean "target rich environment"?Kill box, probably. Edited January 20, 2014 by JayPee i7 4790K: 4.8GHz, 1.328V (manual) MSI GTX 970: 1,504MHz core, 1.250V, 8GHz memory
Yurgon Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 When, on a foggy day, you log the way to work as IFR.
Cedaway Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 When a colleague comes back from a business trip in Africa and offers you a souvenir of a warthog wooden statuette (the animal, not the aircraft, of course...) DCS Wish: Turbulences affecting surrounding aircraft... [sIGPIC] [/sIGPIC] Gigabyte GA-Z170-HD3P - Intel Core i5 6600K - 16Gb RAM DDR4-2133 - Gigabyte GeForce GTX 1080 G1 Gaming - 8 Go - 2 x SSD Crucial MX300 - 750 Go RAID0 - Screens: HP OMEN 32'' 2560x1440 + Oculus Rift CV1 - Win 10 - 64bits - TM WARTHOG #889 - Saitek Pro Rudder.
camsr Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 When the server boots everyone saying "Connection Interrupted" :(
ilikepie Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 When the server boots everyone saying "Connection Interrupted" :( topical...like my ointment....:P Action After Contemplation
CypherGrunyev Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 I can't start my car anymore without looking for the APU Switch. What have you people done to me. Man I could really use a navigator right about now. i7-3770K @ Stock MSI GD-65 Z77 Mobo G.Skill Ripjaws Z [16GB] @ 2133 Mhz AMD Radeon HD 7950 [sapphire Tech] @ 1150/1600 Mhz OCZ Vector 256GB [C:/] Seagate Barracuda LP 2TB @ 5900RPM [D:/] Western Digital Caviar Black 2TB @ 7200 [E:/] Western Digital Blue 1TB @ 7200 [H:/] Corsair AX850 PSU Corsair 650D Case [so Sexy <3]
cichlidfan Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 (edited) When you start measuring your garage for the $15,000.00 cockpit on Ebay even though you don't have any hope of actually buying it. or When you pass on a 60" TV on sale for only $100...because they only had two left. Edited January 21, 2014 by cichlidfan ASUS ROG Maximus VIII Hero, i7-6700K, Noctua NH-D14 Cooler, Crucial 32GB DDR4 2133, Samsung 950 Pro NVMe 256GB, Samsung EVO 250GB & 500GB SSD, 2TB Caviar Black, Zotac GTX 1080 AMP! Extreme 8GB, Corsair HX1000i, Phillips BDM4065UC 40" 4k monitor, VX2258 TouchScreen, TIR 5 w/ProClip, TM Warthog, VKB Gladiator Pro, Saitek X56, et. al., MFG Crosswind Pedals #1199, VolairSim Pit, Rift CV1 :thumbup:
Yob Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 When you start measuring your garage for the $15,000.00 cockpit on Ebay even though you don't have any hope of actually buying it. or When you pass on a 60" TV on sale for only $100...because they only had two left. Ha,,, Lol so true.... may be not a 60" but close enough. 487th Squadron Section Leader
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