You know when it's time to take a break from DCS A10-C when..

[Supersheep]

Your phone doesn't trigger a WCN?

[baltic_dragon]

You say "pickle" every time you take a dump.

 

Hahahaha, that's the best one.

[kontiuka]

... you type "DCS: A-10C" as your user name at work.

[The_Fragger]

:lol::lol::lol:"You miss a call because your phone wasn't SOI.":megalol::megalol::megalol:

[The_Fragger]

You are suffering from costiveness because you forgot the difference between SOI and SPI

Edited April 10, 2014 by The_Fragger

[arkroyale048]

At random and out of the blue, you start making the "boop boop boop" sound that the cockpit alarm makes when you stow the landing gear during takeoff.

 

 

When you realize that the runway lights sticking out of the grass are actually "solid" and that having your landing gear collide with one will cause the said gear to be damaged and therefor must abort your flight.

[PFunk1606688187]

When you stall your car and wonder why you didn't get a chop tone.

[SafetyTurtle]

When you're considering buying this

http://www.ebay.com/itm/HGU-55E-F-5-TIGER-GRAY-PAINTING-FLIGHT-HELMET-LARGE-/141247966688?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item20e308ede0

 

And see if you could built in headphones and mic.

 

Heck...I haven't played to much DCS...I just want a helmet!

[Yurgon]

When dinner is almost ready, you declare "ETA 5 minutes".

[arkroyale048]

when threads like this exist.

[baltic_dragon]

When your car navigation tells you "watch your speed" and you hear "watch your SPI"

[stevieray]

When you pull your car into a gas station, you ask the attendant to re-arm you with AGM65D and GBU-12's

[kontiuka]

When you can't fall asleep without a green nightlight.

[stevieray]

When you ship something via FedEx and you ask for CCIP-CR 3/9 delivery.

[SkateZilla]

when I get in my car to goto work in the morning..

 

-have to remove red "remove before flight" flags from the ignition, mirrors and door handle.

-have to turn ignition on, radios on, then start the engine

-hold the sunroof close button to close the sun roof (ala Canopy).

-Hit the garage door opener....

-Taxi to end of drive way

-turn onto street and full throttle

 

:)

[Supersheep]

Please assure me that you 'land' your car with the speedbrake (handbrake).

Otherwise, that'd be a gross violation of the procedures ;)

[KaspeR32]

When your girlfriend knows what an APU is, and, more importantly, what it sounds like.

[PFunk1606688187]

How about coasting to a stop using the full length of the driveway?

 

Then there's leaving a 20 second interval between you and the guy in front of you when the light turns green.

 

And who can forget the way your last relationship ended when she witnessed you driving down the highway waiting for a gap to open in the traffic before a merge at which point you cried out "1's tipping in".

 

When your mom thinks you REALLY like pickles.

 

Lastly, after getting into a fender bender trying to explain to your insurer that your vehicle is Code 2.

[Reksi-Erkki]

When trying to pan Youtube videos by turning my head ever so slightly. (waiting for Youtube 3D)

[Sierra99]

Otherwise it's of course a real pity to have to say goodbye to the good ol' Cougar... But maybe I'll still use it for other sims

 

It'd be nice if DCS would bring in an F-16CJ that way we could fly our own SEAD missions.

[Drunken_Skull]

When you start altering the structural integrity of your computer niche with after-market spares from Fairchild, Rockwell, and NG .

 

When your xmass letter to santa reads "Dear SATL Claus, for Dizzmass this year I'd like to requisition..."

Edited April 21, 2014 by Drunken_Skull

[WildBillKelsoe]

when you go to toilet and raise the seat.. then mumble (In from the south, Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......), then put the seat down and attempt an all-point landing, then when you actually do the thing, you finish up with 'pickle'..

 

Of course the hack time is set on your wristwatch, by which time you say 'checking out' then leave toilet.

Edited April 21, 2014 by WildBillKelsoe

[SafetyTurtle]

...when you're home sick so you start making an MFCD in Autodesk Inventor.

 

...which I'm doing at the moment...

[Toolboy77]

when you plan your annual work leave to include at least a few days of sim time...

Guilty!:music_whistling:

[Sceptre]

When you need to stop quickly, and you open your car door to act as a speedbrake.

 

lol