cobra should legit be put on the spot for being absolutely terrible at guesstimating dates but if you wanted to live up to some virtuous ethos of being equitable and tolerant yall ought to just accept his ineptitude like maybe hes just bad with calendars cant help it you know lmao
just multiply all his eta's by a whole magnitude:
1 day = 1 month
1 month = 1 year
1 year = 1 decade
if youve been around you know this is spot on so theres my wisdom for you new guys