Post your favorite Jester quote

[SKIPPY 7-7]

While chipping away at an IL-76 with guns, a piece of plane falls off.

Jester: Ooh a piece of candy!

 

That made me laugh!

[fmedges]

When refueling. "OOOO You're teasing it, just stick it in."

Edited March 14, 2019 by fmedges

[MegOhm_SD]

On bolter...”Man I really need to go”

[the_soupdragon]

"looks like you owe the navy a multi million dollar aircraft"

 

 

I hear that one a lot LOL

 

 

SD

[bart86pl]

"Right on his SIX, burn that sucker!"

Honestly I really like the Jesters voice, it gives another level of immersion in combat.

[djlang1978]

Interesting and lucky event last night - ran out off fuel, both engines shut down, but had alt on my side. Circled back to carrier and actually landed well. Jester gave me grief for only catching the first wire. Ungrateful bastard!

[MegOhm_SD]

“2-wire, but better than a 1-wire”

[dFlow]

when taking off with afterburner:

 

"oh we're gonna be in trouble - again!"

[Mud]

I felt like murdering him when struggling to hit the basket. "a little bit to the right, a bit to the left, a bit to the right, ...." I know, shut up!!!! :D

[beppe_goodoldrebel]

"1-wire , at least we dont crashed in the back of the boat"

 

thanks Jester

[pimp]

"Erect the HSI knob, gigidy." :)

[Nightwolf]

When trying to AAR, “Use the force, Luke!”

[RaisedByWolves]

“I’ll take the fat one.”

[Mars Exulte]

These are real quotes? That's hilarious :D

[CaptJodan]

"Take that boat! Three wire!"

 

First one I laughed out loud at. Though with some of these in this thread, I can see I'll be chuckling some more later down the line.

[chaser]

I wish Meg Ryan could have seen that landing :)

[Mbmanhattan]

"Erect the HSI knob, gigidy." was the best! I couldn't believe I was hearing it!

[NahkaSukka]

"Use the force!" when trying to catch the basket

[Chimango]

After a soft landing: "Yep, if the runway was bread, you'd be the butter"

[Clorydric]

"Watch ekran..."

 

Wait...WHAT ?

[Jester986]

"Watch ekran..."

 

Wait...WHAT ?

 

Seriously?

[ECV56CHUMBO]

after busting the tower "Oh, will are going to be in trouble with the bos.....again"

[westr]

"Man I think the LSO got a boner with that one"

 

Brilliant

[Brigg]

just took off in full afterburner and he said "Ah the CO is gonna bust our balls for that"

[claw]

When doing AAR: "Stay on target....stay on target."