ziggo Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 When you are about to overtake a column of cars on a speed restricted part of the autobahn, realizing too late that there are cops in middle and wondering why your RWR isnt working. If it's red or dusty don't touch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveRindner Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 On freeway pulling up behind gasoline tanker truck, doing about 70 mph, and announcing a "Precontact position". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFBunny Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 When you start doing anti g breathing techniques because you think you're going to black out in tight turns in the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkateZilla Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 When you're driving down the interstate, using the electric side mirror knob like it's a TGP Slew. Windows 10 Pro, Ryzen 2700X @ 4.6Ghz, 32GB DDR4-3200 GSkill (F4-3200C16D-16GTZR x2), ASRock X470 Taichi Ultimate, XFX RX6800XT Merc 310 (RX-68XTALFD9) 3x ASUS VS248HP + Oculus HMD, Thrustmaster Warthog HOTAS + MFDs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hansangb Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 When you're driving down the interstate, using the electric side mirror knob like it's a TGP Slew. Would it be wrong if I admitted to doing this? :D hsb HW Spec in Spoiler --- i7-10700K Direct-To-Die/OC'ed to 5.1GHz, MSI Z490 MB, 32GB DDR4 3200MHz, EVGA 2080 Ti FTW3, NVMe+SSD, Win 10 x64 Pro, MFG, Warthog, TM MFDs, Komodo Huey set, Rverbe G1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zag Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 (edited) Not sure if it's already been mentioned but here goes: When you hang your Lenin poster before firing up the Mig-21. Also when you think left is clear, right is clear.... when you're crossing the street. Edited March 16, 2016 by Zag [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex81 Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Running down the A9 near Dessau and pulling at the steering wheel to bring your nose up. What goes up, must come down ! Intel Core i7-8700, 16 GB-RAM, Nvidia GTX 1060, 6 GB GDDR5, 1TB HDD, 500 GB 970 EVO Plus NVMe M.2 SSD, Windows 10/64, A10-C, Rhino X55, Persian Golf, F/A-18 Hornet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex81 Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 When you are about to overtake a column of cars on a speed restricted part of the autobahn, realizing too late that there are cops in middle and wondering why your RWR isnt working. NO SPEEDLIMITS ON MOST OF OUR AUTOBAHNS. DON`T NEED A JET TO GET THAT FLYING FEELING ! What goes up, must come down ! Intel Core i7-8700, 16 GB-RAM, Nvidia GTX 1060, 6 GB GDDR5, 1TB HDD, 500 GB 970 EVO Plus NVMe M.2 SSD, Windows 10/64, A10-C, Rhino X55, Persian Golf, F/A-18 Hornet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llama Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 When you are driving an Embraer 170 to the hangar and wonder how many Avenger rounds and mavericks you could fit on it. (I am a mechanic so I get to drive them around the airport ;) ) Asrock z68 Extreme4Gen3 Intel i5-2500K 8GB ram EVGA GTX 770 4GB Creative Recon3d Fatality Champion HDD's 320 GB Maxtor 7200RPM (OS and misc system files) 1 TB Hitachi 7200 RPM (games and music, storage) 64 GB Sandisk u100 SSD (Star Wars and DCS world 1.2.7) Trackir 4 Saitek X65F:joystick: Saitek X52 (Use flightstick for helo and WWII Sims, but X65 throttle) CH Pro pedals Thrustmaster MFD's Logitech X5500 Speakers Sennheiser PC360 Headphones Win 7 Home Premium (64 Bit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hansangb Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 Here's a new one! Last night, I had a dream where WAGS and a developer told me why the microstutters are occurring. Andy why they needed my help in spreading the "truth" about why the stutters are occurring! LOL. hsb HW Spec in Spoiler --- i7-10700K Direct-To-Die/OC'ed to 5.1GHz, MSI Z490 MB, 32GB DDR4 3200MHz, EVGA 2080 Ti FTW3, NVMe+SSD, Win 10 x64 Pro, MFG, Warthog, TM MFDs, Komodo Huey set, Rverbe G1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffon26 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 You didnt told us the reason why they are occurring. :D [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Never parachute into an area you've just bombed You never have too much fuel, unless you burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlidfan Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 When you are driving an Embraer 170 to the hangar and wonder how many Avenger rounds and mavericks you could fit on it. (I am a mechanic so I get to drive them around the airport ;) ) I just know you go Brrrrt, once in a while, when something is in your way! :lol: ASUS ROG Maximus VIII Hero, i7-6700K, Noctua NH-D14 Cooler, Crucial 32GB DDR4 2133, Samsung 950 Pro NVMe 256GB, Samsung EVO 250GB & 500GB SSD, 2TB Caviar Black, Zotac GTX 1080 AMP! Extreme 8GB, Corsair HX1000i, Phillips BDM4065UC 40" 4k monitor, VX2258 TouchScreen, TIR 5 w/ProClip, TM Warthog, VKB Gladiator Pro, Saitek X56, et. al., MFG Crosswind Pedals #1199, VolairSim Pit, Rift CV1 :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hansangb Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 You didnt told us the reason why they are occurring. :D Honestly, he said "the microcode running in parallel, and pipelining is causing a race condition which causes the stutter." BTW, this is how rumors start! :) :joystick: hsb HW Spec in Spoiler --- i7-10700K Direct-To-Die/OC'ed to 5.1GHz, MSI Z490 MB, 32GB DDR4 3200MHz, EVGA 2080 Ti FTW3, NVMe+SSD, Win 10 x64 Pro, MFG, Warthog, TM MFDs, Komodo Huey set, Rverbe G1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yurgon Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 ... when you watch real world aviation videos and try to use the Warthog's Friction Slider to zoom in a bit closer. And I thought moving the head like using TrackIR was a bad habit... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpoon Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 when your friend doesn't text you where they are meeting up and you ask them to send their SPI If you want to talk to anyone about anything personal, send it to their PM box. Interpersonal drama and ad hominem rebuttal are things that do not belong on a thread viewed by the public. One thing i have to point out... naming a thread.. "OK, so" is as useful as tits on a bull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkateZilla Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 when your friend doesn't text you where they are meeting up and you ask them to send their SPI Or when you reply waiting for 9 line. 1 Windows 10 Pro, Ryzen 2700X @ 4.6Ghz, 32GB DDR4-3200 GSkill (F4-3200C16D-16GTZR x2), ASRock X470 Taichi Ultimate, XFX RX6800XT Merc 310 (RX-68XTALFD9) 3x ASUS VS248HP + Oculus HMD, Thrustmaster Warthog HOTAS + MFDs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hansangb Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 LOL. hsb HW Spec in Spoiler --- i7-10700K Direct-To-Die/OC'ed to 5.1GHz, MSI Z490 MB, 32GB DDR4 3200MHz, EVGA 2080 Ti FTW3, NVMe+SSD, Win 10 x64 Pro, MFG, Warthog, TM MFDs, Komodo Huey set, Rverbe G1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yurgon Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 When you drive through really heavy rain (IMC) on the autobahn and can't get the TACAN yardstick to show distance to your wingman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sea_Gull Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 HaHa, yeah, I was looking at the gps in my truck like it was a MFCD, then looking around thinking how simple this truck was to drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aries Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 In the morning, you wake up... ...and the first thing you set up is this scene with your 20 year old airplane model... [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] ...the few, the proud, the remaining... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silenthunter183 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 You are making FENCE IN checklist, when you have to talk to your wife... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mtnbiker1998 Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 When you buy Nomex gloves... And use them everywhere. Come fly with me, lets fly, lets fly away! -Sinatra [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] My Specs: Lenovo Y50 with GTX 860m (2GB), i7 4700HQ 2.4GHz, 8GB Ram. Corsair K70(MX Blues are awesome!), Benq GW2760HS monitor, Steelseries V3 Prism headset, TM Warthog Hotas, Sidewinder FFB2 W/ FLCS grip, CH Pro pedals, TrackIR5, KW-908 Jetseat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plexi Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 ...When your 9Line is the number of the local takeaway!:book: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gierasimov Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 no, I am with you Driving to work I look 5 degrees to the left to see out the door window, real life has no TrackIR! Saying "Cleared hot" everytime I exit the motorway onto a slip road, then proceeding to drive fast around country lanes and making GAU-8 noises... Just me on that one? :P And also GAU8 bryyyytt when someone crosses the the road too slow... Intel i7-13700KF :: ROG STRIX Z790-A GAMING WIFI D4 :: Corsair Vengeance LPX 64GB :: MSI RTX 4080 Gaming X Trio :: VKB Gunfighter MK.III MCG Ultimate :: VPC MongoosT-50 CM3 :: non-VR :: single player :: open beta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=Mac= Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 When you get up for an urgent pee and realize that your butt is numb... Time to take a break. The Hornet is best at killing things on the ground. Now, if we could just get a GAU-8 in the nose next to the AN/APG-65, a titanium tub around the pilot, and a couple of J-58 engines in the tail... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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